Introducing: Louisiana Believes Anything « Crazycrawfish's Blog

Introducing: Louisiana Believes Anything « Crazycrawfish's Blog:

Introducing: Louisiana Believes Anything

Posted on January 22, 2013

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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION INTRODUCESLOUISIANABELIEVESANYTHING.COM

BATON ROUGE, La. – In response to the feedback of pro-charter and reform groups, virtual  school operators, and testing companies, the Louisiana Department of Education today announced a complete overhaul of its website. The website’s URL has changed tolouisianabelievesanything.com, reflecting the state’s comprehensive plan to ensure every student is fleeced for the maximum state funding before they track to prison or an exciting chicken plucking career. With the change comes a redesign of the entire website with the goal of making navigation through the site easier, by eliminating all useful or historical content. The Department tailored the changes to address concerns that the old site was too revealing and contained accurate information that contradicted pithy press releases like this one. The new site reflects the premise ofLouisiana Believes Anything. Based on this discovery, our true bosses expect high profit margins from warehousing students and incessant testing. Empowering charter operators and testing