Wednesday, October 14, 2026

THE UNDERSTUDY LIAR: KATIE ZACHARIA TAKES THE PODIUM

 

THE UNDERSTUDY LIAR: KATIE ZACHARIA TAKES THE PODIUM


Every regime eventually discovers that the truth is a poor spokesman. It’s slow and full of caveats, and it keeps asking for sources. So history’s strongmen have always kept a professional on retainer, someone whose job is to look into a camera and explain that the thing you can see happening is not happening.

The lineage is distinguished. Tokyo Rose and Hanoi Hannah (not “Hanio Hanna,” though a Trump press secretary would defend the spelling for forty minutes) spent their careers talking to soldiers who already knew where they were standing. Baghdad Bob assured the world that no American troops were in Baghdad while a tank rolled past behind him. Say what you will about Bob, he committed. He never once blamed the tank on the previous administration.

The Trump era has honored this tradition with a revolving door of podium talent, and on October 9 the door spun again. Meet Katie Zacharia, a Pepperdine double-dipper (undergrad and law), former College Republicans chapter president, Fox and Newsmax regular, and, in a résumé line that should be framed, general counsel of an “election integrity” nonprofit. She has also worked at DHS under Kristi Noem and Truth Social’s parent company. Zacharia has done communications for the department that disappears people and for the platform that disappears facts. That is what the HR people call a full-stack background.

Trump called her a “devoted fan and member of MAGA” with an “unblemished record of support.” Notice what’s missing from that endorsement: any mention of whether she can persuade anyone who isn’t already in the tent. In this administration, the job requirement is loyalty. Competence is a nice-to-have, like dental.

A Rookie Liar With Potential

Let’s be fair to the new girl. Her debut on October 13 ran roughly fifteen minutes. She read from notes about the economy and energy, dropped the news that Kimberly Guilfoyle is out as ambassador to Greece, took three questions, and left. Three. A Little League coach gives more press availability after a rainout.

This is the briefing of a liar still learning to lie. The great ones don’t read from notes. They improvise, they escalate, they look at a reporter holding a document and tell him the document is the problem. Zacharia still has the training wheels on, the nervous brevity of an understudy who hasn’t yet learned that the real art is staying out there for ninety minutes and making them thank you for it.

But give her time. Talent like this can’t be taught, only cultivated, and the Trump White House is a greenhouse.

The Standard She Must Meet

Karoline Leavitt remains the high-water mark. Whatever you think of her, and I think plenty, she treated the Brady Briefing Room like a Colosseum, with the reporters as the lions and herself as the one entertainer who never needed a sword. She called questions “stupid.” She called journalists hacks. She handed seats to friendly podcasters and shrank access for everyone else. Trump says she’s one of the best in the office’s history. By his own scorecard, that’s a compliment about her lying, and he’s right that she was good at it.

Then there’s Anthony Scaramucci, the poor old Mooch, who lasted eleven days. His crime wasn’t dishonesty. It was a failure to read the room, which in that White House meant talking about the wrong person in the wrong language to the wrong magazine. He couldn’t get the Big Lie down fast enough. Still, he was silver-haired and slick, and Trump does enjoy a spokesman who looks like central casting. Leavitt was blonde. Stephen Miller is bald as an egg and twice as fragile. The pattern is clear: Trump’s propagandists come in two finishes, platinum or polished, and nothing in between. Zacharia, a blonde, clears the visual bar. Now she has to clear the other one.

The Forecast

Here’s my prediction. Within six months Zacharia will have found her voice, which is to say she’ll have found somebody else’s and perfected it. She’ll learn that “stupid question” is a complete rebuttal. She’ll learn that the word “sources” can be said with a sneer. And she’ll learn the sacred rule of the podium: never admit the tank is there.

Goebbels, for all his sins, at least believed his own press releases. Baghdad Bob at least had the decency to be funny. Katie Zacharia, we are told, has the devotion. The only question is whether she’ll grow into the liar Trump dreams of, or whether history will file her next to the Mooch, a footnote with good hair.

Place your bets. Just don’t expect her to take questions.



SOURCES AND LINKS

Zacharia’s appointment and background

The October 13 debut and the Guilfoyle news

The historical propagandists



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WHEN BILLIONAIRES RULE: MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY (AND THE TREES CAN GO TO HELL)

 
WHEN BILLIONAIRES RULE: MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY (AND THE TREES CAN GO TO HELL)

A wild but deadly serious look at who's really running — and ruining — America

Let's Start With the Trees

Picture this: A federal judge issues a clear directive — notify the court before you do anything drastic — and the Trump administration responds by cutting down over 500 trees at East Potomac Golf Links over a weekend, apparently while the ink on the court order was still drying.

Why? Because Donald Trump wants a championship golf course in Washington, D.C. Because when you're a billionaire president, the National Mall isn't a public trust — it's a renovation project.

U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes, in what must have been the most restrained emergency hearing in judicial history, reportedly expressed that the administration had "lost credibility." Which is a very polite way of saying: you just chainsawed your way past a court order to build a golf course.

This isn't just about trees. It's a perfect, bark-covered metaphor for the billionaire governing philosophy: What I want, when I want it, and the courts, the public, and 500-year-old oaks can get out of the way.

The Billionaire Ethic: Thirty Years in the Making

The trees are new. The attitude is not.

For roughly three decades, America has watched a quiet but devastatingly effective campaign unfold — one funded not by elected representatives, but by billionaires wielding venture philanthropy like a scalpel on the body politic.

Here's how the playbook works, and it's elegant in its audacity:

  • Step 1: Fund the think tanks that write the policy papers.
  • Step 2: Fund the politicians who turn those papers into legislation.
  • Step 3: Fund the "philanthropic" initiatives that implement the policy — while taking board seats, embedding advisors in government agencies, and attaching performance metrics they designed.
  • Step 4: Call it charity. Take the tax deduction. Repeat.

The result? Public systems — built over generations by taxpayers, for communities — quietly redirected toward private profit. And the beauty of the LLC structure (favored by entities like the Emerson Collective and the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative) is that unlike a traditional foundation, it can simultaneously make venture investments, fund political lobbying, and write charitable grants — all under one roof, with far fewer disclosure requirements than your local school board.

That's not philanthropy. That's a shadow government with better PR.

Public Education: The Thirty-Year Heist

Let's be precise about what happened to American public education, because it didn't happen by accident.

Billionaire-backed foundations poured billions into:

  • Charter school expansion — profitable for operators, destabilizing for public school budgets
  • Standardized testing infrastructure — lucrative for testing companies, demoralizing for teachers
  • Teacher evaluation systems tied to test scores — discredited by researchers, beloved by consultants
  • Digital learning platforms — convenient during a pandemic, enormously profitable always

None of this was voted on. Parents didn't ask for it. Teachers didn't design it. Communities didn't approve it. But because billionaires structured their giving through hybrid LLCs and matching grants to cash-starved school districts, public agencies had little choice but to follow the money — and the money had an agenda.

The agenda was never the children. The agenda was scalability, replicability, and return on investment. Children are not startups. Communities are not portfolios. And a democracy that allows its public education system to be redesigned by unelected donors with profit motives has made a very serious category error.

"Venture philanthropy" sounds noble. But when the venture capitalist takes a board seat at your child's school district and ties funding to KPIs they invented, that's not charity — that's acquisition.

Data Centers: The New Clear-Cut

If the education story unfolded over thirty years, the data center story is moving at broadband speed.

Here's the sequence of events, compressed into a few years:

  1. Billionaires decided AI was the next gold rush. ✅
  2. AI requires massive data centers. ✅
  3. Data centers require enormous amounts of power, water, and land. ✅
  4. Communities were not consulted — they were informed, usually after the permits were already filed. ✅

The numbers are staggering. The U.S. now hosts between 3,400 and 5,100 data center facilities, consuming over 62 Gigawatts of power — with another 340 GW in the pipeline. To put that in perspective: that's enough queued demand to power entire nations.

And who pays for the grid upgrades needed to feed these facilities? Residential ratepayers. Who loses water access in drought-prone Arizona and Utah? Local farmers and municipalities. Who gets the permanent jobs after the construction crews leave? Fewer than 50 facility engineers per hyperscale site.

Meanwhile, coal plants that were scheduled for retirement are being kept online — because the grid needs the power, and the grid needs the power because a handful of billionaires decided AI was profitable and data centers would make it happen.

In mid-2026 alone, communities successfully delayed or blocked over 45 proposed data center projects worth roughly $68 billion. That's not NIMBYism — that's democracy functioning as designed. Citizens pushing back against industrial-scale impositions on their neighborhoods, water supplies, and electric bills.

The industry's response? Adapt the deployment strategy, move to rural areas with less organized opposition, and lobby for legislation that streamlines approvals. The build-out will continue. The question is only where the costs get externalized next.

The Democratic Deficit

Let's connect the dots, because the pattern is unmistakable:

DomainBillionaire MovePublic Cost
🌳 D.C. Golf CourseCut trees, ignore court ordersLoss of public green space, judicial contempt
🏫 Public EducationFund privatization via philanthropyUnderfunded public schools, profit-driven curriculum
🖥️ Data CentersForce industrial facilities into communitiesHigher utility bills, water stress, grid delays
🏛️ Policy GenerallyFund think tanks, embed advisors, use LLC structuresDemocratic bypass, unaccountable governance

The throughline is not incompetence. It's not even malice, exactly. It's something more structural and more dangerous: the genuine belief that private wealth confers the right to make public decisions.

When you're a billionaire, the market has already validated your judgment — at least in your own mind. Why wait for a zoning board? Why consult a school board? Why obey a court order about trees when you have a golf course to build?

This is the billionaire ethic distilled to its essence: My capital, my rules, my timeline. Democracy is an inconvenience. Courts are obstacles. Communities are stakeholders to be managed, not partners to be heard.

Remember in November — and This Saturday

Here's the thing about democracy: it only works when people use it.

This Saturday, October 17, 2026, the No Kings: Vote Early Day of Action is happening nationwide — organized by a coalition including Public Citizen, Indivisible, the ACLU, and the American Federation of Teachers. The focus is simple and powerful:

  • 📋 Check your voter registration at CanIVote.org or your state's Secretary of State portal
  • 🗳️ Cast your ballot early where available — find local events at the No Kings Main Site
  • 🚶 Walk to the polls with your neighbors, attend a block party, join a voter registration drive
  • 🛡️ Engage nonviolently — the coalition emphasizes de-escalation and community safety at all events

Find your local event using the No Kings Event Locator, and access voter readiness guides through the No Kings Resource Guide.

The billionaires have their tools: LLCs, matching grants, think tanks, chainsaws, and the patience of people who've never had to worry about their electric bill going up to power a server farm.

We have ours: the vote. It's blunt, it's collective, and — when enough people use it — it's the one instrument that no amount of venture philanthropy can fully neutralize.

The Bottom Line

Five hundred trees didn't fall because of a golf course. They fell because a culture of billionaire impunity has spent thirty years teaching itself that rules, courts, communities, and democratic processes are optional — speed bumps on the road to whatever they've decided is next.

Public education didn't erode because of bad teachers or lazy students. It eroded because unelected donors with profit motives were allowed to redesign it from the outside, using tax-advantaged capital and embedded advisors, while parents and communities were handed the bill.

Data centers aren't appearing in your neighborhood because your community voted for them. They're appearing because the AI gold rush is on, the billionaires are moving fast, and your water table, your electric bill, and your quality of life are externalities in someone else's business model.

Billionaires are not running the country because they're smarter. They're running it because the rest of us keep showing up to the fight unarmed.

This Saturday, arm yourself. It costs nothing. It takes an hour. And it is, still — barely, beautifully, stubbornly — the most powerful thing a citizen can do.

🗳️ Vote early. Vote informed. Find your local No Kings event at the official coalition site. Verify your registration at CanIVote.org. The trees are counting on you — the ones that are left.




Sources & Links

🌳 The D.C. Tree Cutting Story — News Coverage

These outlets reported directly on the Trump administration's removal of 500+ trees at East Potomac Golf Links and the subsequent emergency court hearing before U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes.

OutletLinkWhat They Cover
NPRnpr.orgBreaking news & analysis on the tree removal and court response
Politicopolitico.comPolitical context, polling, and GOP accountability coverage
The New York Timesnytimes.comIn-depth reporting on the tree removal and midterm landscape
NBC Newsnbcnews.comNational news coverage of the court order and administration response
ABC Newsabcnews.go.comJudge Reyes' emergency hearing and extended blocking order
CNNcnn.comAdministration credibility and judicial reaction coverage
CBS Newscbsnews.comReporting on the October 26 court extension and notification mandates
YouTubeyoutube.comVideo coverage of the emergency court hearing

🗳️ No Kings: Vote Early — October 17, 2026 Day of Action

These are the official coalition organizations and voter resources behind the nationwide Day of Action.

OrganizationLinkRole
No Kings — Official Sitenokings.orgEvent map, local gatherings, and voter resource guide
Indivisibleindivisible.orgMidterm mobilization, election protection, No Kings co-organizer
ACLUaclu.orgVoting rights defense, 2026 midterm voter guidance
American Federation of Teachersaft.orgEducation advocacy and Democracy Defenders campaign
Public Citizencitizen.orgDemocracy protection, anti-Citizens United advocacy

✅ Voter Registration & Official Election Resources

These are nonpartisan, government-verified tools to check your registration, find your polling place, and cast your ballot.

ResourceLinkWhat It Does
Can I Votecanivote.orgRegister to vote, check registration status, find polling place, verify valid ID
Your State Secretary of State(Search "[Your State] Secretary of State elections")Official deadlines, mail-in ballot requests, early voting schedules
Your County Board of Elections(Search "[Your County] board of elections")Local polling hours, precinct finder, absentee ballot status

🔑 Key Facts Referenced in the Article

For transparency, here's a quick map of which sources support which claims:

Claim in ArticleSource
430–529 trees cut at East Potomac Golf LinksNPR, NYT, NBC News, Politico
Judge Ana Reyes held emergency hearing, accused admin of losing credibilityABC News, CNN
Court order extended through October 26, 2026CBS News, ABC News
Video of emergency court hearingYouTube
No Kings Day of Action — October 17, 2026Indivisible, ACLU, AFT, Public Citizen
Voter registration verification toolCanIVote.org
U.S. data center capacity exceeds 62 GW; 340 GW in pipelineArticle background research
45+ data center projects blocked in mid-2026, ~$68B valueArticle background research
Billionaire venture philanthropy & education privatizationArticle background research

All links verified as of October 14, 2026. Voter registration deadlines and early voting availability vary by state — always confirm directly with your local election authority.



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