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WHY CORPORATE ED REFORM LIES ARE BETTER THAN THE TRUTH (A SCIENTIFIC COMPARISON TEST)

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 WHY CORPORATE ED REFORM LIES ARE BETTER THAN THE TRUTH   

(A SCIENTIFIC COMPARISON TEST)

ICredibility 

All Lies are designed to seem true. The expert liar carefully uses elements that seem probable and logical and are therefore easy to believe. On the other hand, The Truth is often illogical, wildly improbable and hard to explain.
Lies are more believable than The Truth
IIReliability 

The Truth is spontaneous, accidental and unpredictable. Lies, however, can be planned in detail long in advance and are thus guaranteed to turn out as predicted. 
Lies are more dependable than The Truth. 
IIIEconomy 

To be The Truth, an account of a given event must be completely accurate. This requires painstaking resourcefulness, expensive research, time-consuming attention to detail, complex logistics and thoroughness. In spite of all that, some people will believe it and others will notA Lie will produce identical results without all the fuss and bother
Lies are simpler than Truth; Lies cost less than Truth in time, money and effort
IV. Value 

The Truth can be found anywhere; it belongs to anybody who finds it, absolutely free. Lies are custom-madeoften by experts, and the best ones are highly polished works of art
Lies are worth more money than Truth. Have you ever heard of anybody
bribing a witness to tell The Truth? 
V. Respectability

A. Great fortunes have been made by selling Lies to the publicThe people who sell these Lies are often grateful to the gullible consumers, so they endow libraries and universities and cultural centers.

B. Nobody ever made a fortune selling The Truth. First of allas already stated, 
The Truth is free. The only people who will pay money for The Truth are people who are
being blackmailed-and they are only buying The Truth so they can hide it before anybody else sees it.  Lies lead to libraries and universities, while The Truth leads to blackmail
VIStability

ATake one thousand parts Truth, add one part Lie. Result: a Lie. 

B. Take one-thousandth part Lie, add one part Truth. Result: again, a Lie. 

C. Note that you can make a Lie out of The Truth, but you
can't make The Truth out of a Lie. 
Lies are stronger and last longer than The Truth
VIIImagination 

In reporting The Truth, a person must research the precise facts and stick to them exactly as they occurred. The liar can report the same incident without doing any research, merely saying what ever comes to his mind and filling in "details" according to his fancy.  
Lies are more creative than Truth
VIIIRecognizability

People are accustomed to hearing Lies all the time. If you tell The Truth, people will think you are lyingIf you convince them you are telling The Truth, they will becomsuspicious. Why is he suddenly telling The Truth? What's going on? 
IXSupply and Demand 

A. In describing any given incident, only one version can possibly be The Truthwhereas the number of Lies possible is unlimited. Obviously Lies are in far greater supply than Truth
B. There is a great demand for Lies, if they are flattering, if they build up one's hopes, if they help one escape reality or if they promise health, wealth, power or potency. Nobody is very anxious to hear The TruthThe only people who demand The Truth are those who are investigating something (lawyers, etc.)-and they only want The Truth to prove somebody is lying. 

Lies are the acceptable medium of exchange in our societyThey are in good supply and the demand for them remains strong. The Truth is in extremely short supply, but even this tiny supply far exceeds the demandThus, in our society, Truth occupies a position identical to that of dinosaur shit

Conclusions:

Lies are superior to Truth in numerous ways

Lies are more ingenious; Lies make the world seem more pleasant; 

Lies are less embarrassing than Truth, and less frightening. Furthermore, in fields such as diplomacystatesmanship, merchandisingadvertising, public relations and bookeeping, The Truth is an out-and-out handicapIn friendship, Truth is harmful; in love, it is disastrous

My prediction is that The Truth will be phased out of our society, almost unnoticed, in less than a generation. It will becomea curio like the two-dollar billProbably there will be museums where samples of The Truth will be displayed for the benefit of curious children who want to know what it was like. One can onlhope that the curators of these Truth Museums will have the good taste not to fake the exhibits. 

The Truth is that The Truth has become old-fashioned. It's full of odd-shaped little nooks and crannies, like so many old fashioned things, some people find them fascinating, but most people find them a pain in the neck. For those who care, it is a wonderful feeling to hold The Truth in your possession, to keep it and cherish it, never to misuse it, then to pass it along freelto anyone who wants it, giving it to them undamaged, unpaintedun added to and unsubstracted from and every bit as glowingly alive as ever. To find all those joys in the handling of The Truth is a labor of love, but most of us in today's society have no time for such things. 

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The Rape of the A*P*E* is a book by Allan Sherman, published in September 1973 by the Putnam Publishing Group,[1] regarding sex and its historical repression and resurgence in the United States.[2][3] The "A.P.E." on the title is a play on the words "ape" and the "American Puritan Ethic".
The book was the subject of much publicity, when it appeared, due to both its subject and author. Despite his ill health at the time, Sherman went on a two-week media tour to promote The Rape and appeared on many radio shows.[3] He died on November 20, 1973, just two months after the book was published.


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