How to get stinking rich in the education industry - Momma Bears

How to get stinking rich in the education industry - Momma Bears:

How to get stinking rich in the education industry

12/03/2013

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Times are tough, but that doesn't mean you can't make a buck in education right now.  No qualifications or experience? No problem!  In fact, it is actually works better if you have zero classroom experience (so you won't have any compassion for the hardworking teachers and innocent students you'll be profiting from).

You could pay $1,395 to attend a workshop (like this one) to learn how to get rich in the education industry, but Momma Bears already did the homework and figured it all out.  And Momma Bears is all about sharing knowledge with other concerned folks.  So, save your money and read about the easy 10-step program to getting rich with other people's money through America's public school system...

10 steps to hitting the jackpot in education:

Step #1:  Start a consulting business or organization.  It doesn't really matter if it is profit or non-profit.  Non-profit organizations will seem more trustworthy and innocent to the public (but don't worry, that doesn't mean you won't get a nice paycheck.)

Step #2:  Create a catchy name for your organization.  Acronyms work especially well.  Don't forget a logo.  You cannot go wrong with an apple logo, they are very much in style right now.

Step #3:  Make a website with pretty pie charts and lots of catchy buzz-words like these:

• achievement gap
• data driven benchmarks