CPS Mommy Urges Teachers Not to Strike
Today, the Chicago Teachers Union announced that in their strike authorization vote, 98% of the teachers voting and 2% voted against. This number is out of about 91% of the teachers voting. You know who else used to get vote results like this? Sadam Hussein. I'm just saying, it wasn't until he was overthrown that we learned that the people in Iraq weren't really 100% behind Hussein either.
This strike vote is clearly against the spirit of SB7 -- a law carefully crafted by lobbyists, hedge fund managers, politicians, and other education experts to take away strike votes from the Chicago Teachers Union. There are a lot of angry people who invested a lot of money in taking away strike rights from the Chicago Teachers Union.
I am not one of these angry people. I love, love, l-u-v teachers. In fact, I am in the process of making 26,000 friendship bracelets that I will soon give out to the members of the Chicago Teachers Union signifying that we are all BFFs. That is how much I love the teachers of Chicago. I am simply a CPS mommy or at least I hope to be