The World “Because of” Standardized Testing!(A Little Teacher Humor!:) « Diary of a Public School Teacher!

The World “Because of” Standardized Testing!(A Little Teacher Humor!:) « Diary of a Public School Teacher!:

The World “Because of” Standardized Testing!(A Little Teacher Humor!:)

by Oldschoolteach

The World “Because of” Standardized Testing!(A Little Teacher Humor!:)

Posted March 16, 2012 by Oldschoolteach in Blogging about Education, Education Blog, Elementary Education Blog,Standardized Testing. Tagged: cons of standardized testing, education humor, Standardized test, state testing,teacher, teacher humor. Leave a Comment

I hate standardized testing.  I hate what standardized testing has done to teaching. SMH      This is what it has driven me to!

  

1.  A guy goes in for a job as a bubble filler.

He lets the boss know how he meets the requirements for the job.

“I can fill in bubbles really well. “

” I’ve been taking standardized tests since I was in kindergarten.”

“I make sure the circle is filled in, no white showing, and no stray marks.”

The boss says, “You sound like just the person we need!”

The guy reaches over to shake the bosses’ hand, “I think this is going to work out