The Five Stages of Guilt Over Teacher Sick Days

DENIAL [5:45 a.m.]: I am fine. No really, I am fine, and I am sure that seven hours under the fluorescent lights trying to convince teenagers to go along with some Shakespeare will actually help me feel better. Off to work I go!
ANGER [6:17 a.m., while writing an e-mail attempting to explain all of the ground that will have to be covered in my