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Saturday, August 26, 2023

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-26-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #MagaMugshot


TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-26-23


Big Education Ape: ARKANSAS THE BLUE LITE SPECIAL STATE: EDUCATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WALTON FAMILY https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/arkansas-blue-lite-special-state.html 






Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-19-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #mauifire #MauiStrong https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-8-19-23.html 






Big Education Ape: WELCOME BACK JIM CROW: THE CULTURE WARS SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FRIEND https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/welcome-back-jim-crow-culture-wars-say.html 







Big Education Ape: MEATAXE MIKE CUTS AUTISM SERVICES TEAM, PROVES HE TRULY DESERVES HIS NICKNAME https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/meataxe-mike-cuts-autism-services-team.html 






Big Education Ape: THE TEACHER SHORTAGE CRISIS - THE BILLIONAIRES PLAYBOOK STRIKES AGAIN: BILLIONAIRES -1 PUBLIC SCHOOLS - O https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/the-teacher-shortage-crisis.html 






Big Education Ape: SCHOOL HAS STARTED, TECH BILLIONAIRES LICKING THEIR CHOPS, PROFITS IN EDUCATION HAVE BECOME SENTIENT, PRIVATIZE NET DEATHSTAR LAUNCH IMMINENT https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/school-has-started-tech-billionaires.html 





Big Education Ape: CALIFORNIA GETS NEW MATH STANDARDS, BUT DO THEY ADD UP https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/california-gets-new-math-standards-but.html 







Big Education Ape: DARK BIDEN VOWS NEVER TO GIVE UP ON AMERICAN STUDENTS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/dark-biden-vows-never-to-give-up-on.html 







Big Education Ape: MAGA PUSHES OVER 400 CULTURE WAR BILLS IN 2 YEARS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM PEN AMERICA https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/maga-pushes-over-400-culture-war-bills.html 







OTHER GREAT READS THIS WEEK FROM THE BIG EDUCATION APE


Big Education Ape: FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI #mauihawaii #maui #mauifire #fire #devastation #prayers


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MONTGOMERY CO. FAMILIES PISSED THAT THEIR KIDS MIGHT LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN THEM , JUDGE ROLLS EYES In a turn of events, a Maryland judge has affirmed the separation of church and state by denying a group of parents' request to opt their children out of lessons featuring LGBTQ+ inclusive books. The parents, who clearly have no sense, submitted the request on August 9th, claimin
In a scandal that has rocked the political world, it has been revealed that some of America's wealthiest billionaires are in bed with some of the country's most powerful justices. But don't worry, it's all in good fun - as long as they keep one hand in their own pocket! It all started when the Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank with ties to two billionaires, was found to be behind a
Oklahoma's MAGA Mad Monk of Education, Ryan Walters, has done it again – causing bomb threats at a Tulsa elementary school. But this time, State Representative Mickey Dollens is calling for his impeachment. Dollens claims that Walters has created an unsafe environment for teachers and students, and has used his office to vilify everyone from teachers to librarians. Well, we can't say we're surpr

AUG 24

THE TEACHER SHORTAGE CRISIS THE BILLIONAIRES PLAYBOOK STRIKES AGAIN BILLIONAIRES -1 PUBLIC SCHOOLS - O As schools across the United States open their doors for the new academic year, they are faced with a major problem: teacher shortages. And while some may see this as the big payoff for following the billionaires' playbook for privatizing schools, it's hard to ignore the fact that it's causing c
In a shocking turn of events, Bunnell Elementary in Florida has promised to feed its students if they perform better on standardized tests. Yes, you read that right. The school has resorted to bribery to boost its grades. And if that wasn't enough, they have also promised to let their students sleep instead of taking Adderall if they do really well on these tests. Talk about incentives! In a sec
Oklahoma's Superintendent of Public Instruction, Ryan Walters, has recently announced his new Christ Complex, and it's causing quite a stir. Walters, a Republican, has vowed to turn Oklahoma into a theocracy if he's elected governor, and he's pushing for more religious teachings in public schools. Walters' new Christ Complex has caused many to question his motives and qualifications as an educat

AUG 23

In a recent press conference, President Joe Biden reaffirmed his commitment to American students by taking another shot at student loans. With his signature wit and charm, Biden announced the launch of the Department of Education's new income-driven repayment plan, SAVE (Simplified Aid for Earnings-Based Repayment). The plan, which replaces the REPAYE plan, offers a reduced maximum monthly payme
School has started and the tech billionaires are licking their chops as profits in education have become sentient. The launch of PrivatizeNet Deathstar is imminent. But what does this mean for the classroom? Are we going to be replaced by robots? Will we be forced to take orders from our new AI overlords? Fear not, dear reader, for AI is not here to replace us, but to help us. One of the ways th
MAGA PUSHES OVER 400 CULTURE WAR BILLS IN 2 YEARS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM PEN AMERICA In a recent report from PEN America, it has been revealed that MAGA has pushed over 400 culture war bills in just 2 years. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Wow, that's impressive!" But before we start handing out participation trophies, let's take a closer look at what these bills actually entail. Acc
Oklahoma's superintendent of public instruction, Ryan Walters, has been causing quite a stir in the education world lately. From calling for prayer in public schools to hanging the Ten Commandments in classrooms, Walters has been pushing his conservative agenda on the state's largest district, Tulsa Public Schools (TPS). But it seems his tactics have finally caught up with him, as TPS Superinten

AUG 22

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Arkansas Department of Education has continued its push to rewrite history and deny students the opportunity to learn the truth about America's past. The department has demanded that districts turn over all materials related to the recently pulled Advanced Placement African American Studies pilot program, citing concerns that the program m
MEATAXE MIKE CUTS AUTISM SERVICES TEAM, PROVES HE TRULY DESERVES HIS NICKNAME In a move that has left teachers scratching their heads and parents fuming, MeatAxe Mike Miles has cut services to the special education department in the Houston Independent School District. Yes, you read that right. MeatAxe Mike is back and he's proving that he truly deserves the nickname. But don't worry, folks. Meat

AUG 21

BACK TO SCHOOL: A parent’s guide to K-12 school success AVOID THE SCHOOL CULTURE WARS A parent’s guide to K-12 school success click on picture What Schools Can Do To Support Parents Recognize that all parents, regardless of income, education or cultural background, are involved in their children's learning and want their children to do well. Design programs that will support families to guide the
As temperatures continue to rise across the United States, students are facing a new challenge in their academic pursuits: extreme heat. That's right folks, it's not just the standardized tests that are causing stress and anxiety, now we have to worry about the weather too! According to a recent report from The Hill, hotter temperatures during the school year have been shown to reduce the rate o
SAY GOODBYE TO TWIT-X META'S THREADS WEB VERSION IS HER TO SAVE US ALL In a move that's sure to delight fans of the popular messaging app, Threads, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) has announced that a web version of the app is on the way. The news comes as a welcome relief to those who have been frustrated with the mobile-only nature of the app, which has been a thorn in the side of users ever
Florida, the state that gave us Disney World, alligators, and the infamous "Florida Man" headlines, has now added another title to its repertoire: the most homophobic state in the union. And who better to make this announcement than Governor Ronald DeSantis, the man who looks like he's constantly trying to suppress a smirk? But what led to this dubious honor? It all started with the Florida nick
ARKANSAS THE BLUE LITE SPECIAL STATE EDUCATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WALTON FAMILY Welcome to the wonderful world of Arkansas Walmart Education Blue Lite Special State, a solely owned subsidiary of the Walton family and supported by other billionaire foundations seeking to privatize public education. It's like a carnival ride, but instead of clowns and cotton candy, you get charter schools and st

AUG 20

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, California has rolled out new state math guidelines that aim to put meaning-making at the center of the math classroom. The guidelines promote a focus on problem-solving and applying math knowledge to real-world situations, but critics are asking: do they add up? The new guidelines, which were approved by the California State Board of Educatio
Let's face it, we've all been swept up in the hype of AI and its potential to revolutionize the world as we know it. But as the dust settles and the novelty wears off, is it time to start mourning the death of the AI boom? Or is it just taking a much-needed nap? First, let's take a look at the evidence. Reports suggest that generative AI and its chatbots are losing steam as consumers grow tired
Ah, public education. The cornerstone of democracy, the foundation of knowledge, the...subject of heated political debate? That's right, folks. In today's America, public education has become a battleground for the culture wars, with right-winged MAGA billionaires like Koch and DeVos leading the charge to dismantle it piece by piece. Let's start with the big one, shall we? Vouchers have become t

AUG 19

Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles recently made his debut as a playwright with his musical play, "The Rocky Horde Takeover Show". The play, which was part of the convocation ceremony for Houston ISD teachers, was met with mixed reviews, to say the least. Miles himself played the role of a diner owner who mentored students in a town with an "antiquated" public school system facing reforms fro
In a bizarre turn of events, Clay County in Florida has become the book ban heartland of the US. Yes, you read that right. The county has gained infamy for its high number of book challenges resulting in the removal of over 175 titles from public school libraries. And if that wasn't enough, hundreds more are unavailable due to the policy of books being pulled as soon as a challenge form is filed
The Constitution Prohibits Trump From Ever Being President Again The only question is whether American citizens today can uphold that commitment. By J. Michael Luttig and Laurence H. Tribe Trump Is Constitutionally Prohibited From the Presidency - The Atlantic https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/08/donald-trump-constitutionally-prohibited-presidency/675048/ Article Summary The authors
TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-19-23 Big Education Ape: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S RACKETEERING CHARGES PROVE HE'S NOT JUST A CON MAN, HE'S A PRO CON MAN READ THE COMPLETE TEXT http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/breaking-news-trumps-racketeering.html Big Education Ape: FOUNDING FATHERS WTF: A STATE SPONSORED CATHOLIC PUBLIC CHARTER SCHOOL? http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/founding-father-w


Friday, August 25, 2023

MONTGOMERY CO. FAMILIES PISSED THAT THEIR KIDS MIGHT LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN THEM , JUDGE ROLLS EYES

MONTGOMERY CO. FAMILIES PISSED THAT THEIR KIDS MIGHT LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT  THAN THEM , JUDGE ROLLS EYES 

THE QUICK READ: A Maryland judge denied a group of parents' request to opt their children out of LGBTQ+ inclusive books in their school curriculum, stating that parents cannot pick and choose which lessons their children participate in based on their personal beliefs. The ruling means that all students in Montgomery County will be exposed to books that feature LGBTQ+ themes, promoting diversity and acceptance.

In a turn of events, a Maryland judge has affirmed the separation of church and state by denying a group of parents' request to opt their children out of lessons featuring LGBTQ+ inclusive books. The parents, who clearly have no sense, submitted the request on August 9th, claiming that the books go against their religious values. 

But the judge wasn't having any of it. In a statement that had us rolling on the floor laughing, he said, "Sorry folks, but you can't just pick and choose which lessons your kids get to participate in based on your own personal beliefs. That's not how education works." 

The ruling means that all students in Montgomery County will be exposed to books that feature LGBTQ+ themes, and we couldn't be happier. Finally, kids will have the opportunity to learn about diversity and acceptance, two things that some of their parents clearly missed out on. 

Of course, the parents who filed the lawsuit are not happy about the ruling. They claim that the school district is breaking a Maryland state law allowing students to opt out of sex education by including books with LGBTQ+ themes. But we have to wonder, what kind of sex education are they opting out of? Do they think that teaching kids about different sexual orientations is somehow more scandalous than teaching them about the birds and the bees? 

We can only imagine what kind of books these parents are trying to shield their children from. Are they afraid that their kids will catch "the gay" from reading about same-sex relationships? Do they think that exposure to different lifestyles will somehow corrupt their innocent little minds? 

It's all too ridiculous for words, but we have to give these parents credit for one thing - they're persistent. Even after the judge's ruling, they're not giving up. They're still fighting for their right to shelter their children from anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview. 

But we have a message for these parents - lighten up! Life is too short to be so closed-minded. Let your kids learn about the world around them and trust that they'll make their own decisions about what they believe. Who knows, maybe they'll even teach you a thing or two about acceptance and love. 

In the end, we're just glad that the judge saw through this ridiculous lawsuit and upheld the principles of education and inclusivity. Maybe someday these parents will see the humor in their own actions and join us in celebrating diversity instead of fearing it. Until then, we'll just have to keep laughing at their expense.

Judge denies motion for MCPS families to opt kids out of curriculum involving LGBTQ+ books – NBC4 Washington https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/judge-denies-motion-for-montgomery-county-families-to-opt-kids-out-of-curriculum-involving-lgbtq-books/3410565/ 

BREAKING NEWS BILLIONAIRES AND JUSTICES CAUGHT IN BED TOGETHER AGAIN

 BREAKING NEWS BILLIONAIRES AND JUSTICES CAUGHT IN BED TOGETHER AGAIN

QUICK READ: In a scandalous revelation, it has been found that some of America's wealthiest billionaires are linked to conservative think tank Manhattan Institute and have been lobbying the Supreme Court to take on Moore v US, a case that could permanently exempt billionaires from paying their fair share of taxes. The billionaires have also been giving lavish travel gifts to conservative justices, creating a clear violation of ethics. The scandal could ultimately lead to a closure of the door on a federal wealth tax.

In a scandal that has rocked the political world, it has been revealed that some of America's wealthiest billionaires are in bed with some of the country's most powerful justices. But don't worry, it's all in good fun - as long as they keep one hand in their own pocket!

It all started when the Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank with ties to two billionaires, was found to be behind a lobbying campaign to protect billionaires from potential wealth taxes. The institute was one of eight groups urging the Supreme Court to take on Moore v US, a case that could permanently "lock in" the right of billionaires to opt out of paying their fair share of taxes.

But that's not the only scandalous revelation. It turns out that these billionaires have been showering conservative justices with lavish travel gifts, including rides on private planes and boats. And while it may seem unethical for these justices to accept such gifts, it's all good as long as they keep one hand in their own pocket.

So which billionaire is in bed with which justice? We can't say for sure - it would require a program to figure it out. But we do know that some of America's richest and most powerful people are cozying up to those who hold the keys to the country's legal system.

But let's not get too serious here. After all, these billionaires just want to share their wealth and provide a nice vaca for their favorite justices. Who wouldn't want a ride on a big boat or airplane? And as long as they're keeping one hand in their own pocket, what's the harm?

Of course, some may argue that this kind of behavior is a clear violation of ethics and legal standards. But let's be real - when you're a billionaire, you make your own rules. And if that means napping with a justice or two, so be it.

So what does this scandal mean for America? Well, it could ultimately upend the tax code and slam shut the door on a federal wealth tax. But more importantly, it reminds us that even those at the top of the food chain are not immune to a little bit of scandal and controversy.

In conclusion, while we may never know which billionaire is in bed with which justice, we can rest assured that they're all having a good time. And as long as they keep one hand in their own pocket, who are we to judge?

US thinktank linked to billionaires behind supreme court wealth tax case lobbying | US news | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/aug/25/us-thinktank-billionaires-supreme-court-wealth-tax-lobbying