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Saturday, October 7, 2023

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 10-7-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #StandUpUAW

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 10-7-23

Big Education Ape: BULLYING 101: OKLA SPI RYAN RASPUTIN WALTERS USING PLAYGROUND TACTICS TO FURTHER HIS POLITICAL CAREER https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/bullying-101-okla-spi-ryan-rasputin.html

Big Education Ape: STARVING TEACHERS CHOOSE THE RIGHT GIG JOB TO AVOID GETTING FIRED https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/starving-teachers-choose-right-gig-job.html

Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-30-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #StandUpUAW https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-9-30-23.html

Big Education Ape: THE BANALITY OF EVIL: TRUMP'S FOLLOWERS AND THE DANGERS OF BLIND OBEDIENCE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/the-banality-of-evil-trumps-followers.html

Big Education Ape: PHILLY CHARTER SCHOOLS: THE BEYONCE OF EDUCATION OR JUST ANOTHER ONE HIT WONDER https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/philly-charter-schools-beyonce-of.html

Big Education Ape: IDEA CLASH AT COLLEGE: ACADEMIC FREEDOM OF SPEECH VS. STFU MENTALITY https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/idea-clash-at-college-academic-freedom.html

Big Education Ape: THE VIRGINITY COMPLEX: HOW ABSTINENCE ONLY SEX EDUCATION FAILS KIDS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/the-virginity-complex-how-abstinence.html

Big Education Ape: OHIO EDUCATION: FROM A.B.C.S TO MAGA-ZED - THE ALPHABET SOUP OF CHAOS (AKA FLAMING VOUCHERS) https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/ohio-education-from-abcs-to-maga-zed.html

Big Education Ape: TO AI OR NOT TO AI? THAT IS THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS COMPLICATED https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/to-ai-or-not-to-ai-that-is-question-and.html

Big Education Ape: ULTRA MAGA VS MEGA MAGA VS SANITY: THE HILARIOUS BATTLE OVER THE CARCASS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/10/ultra-maga-vs-mega-maga-vs-sanity.html

OTHER GREAT READS THIS WEEK FROM THE BIG EDUCATION APE

Big Education Ape: GLORIA JOHNSON STANDING TALL FOR TENNESSEE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/gloria-johnson-standing-tall-for.html

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YESTERDAY

FROM BUCKEYES TO BUCKLE UNDER DEFUNDED OHIO PUBLIC SCHOOLS TAKE A DIVE IN ED RANKINGS
by Mike Simpson / 20h
Remember the good old days when Ohio public schools were considered some of the best in America? Yeah, me neither. It seems like just yesterday when our state was known for its stellar education system, but now we're no better than those red states that everyone loves to make fun of. How did we get here? Well, it's a long and hilarious story. According to a report from Policy Matters Ohio, our b
MORE SCANDALS: CHARTER SCHOOLS THE DODO BIRDS OF SCHOOLS CONTINUE TO LEAVE A NASTY TASTE IN EVERYONE'S MOUTH
by Mike Simpson / 21h
MORE SCANDALS CHARTER SCHOOLS THE DODO BIRDS OF SCHOOLS CONTINUE TO LEAVE A NASTY TASTE IN EVERYONE'S MOUTH Another day, another charter school scandal. It seems like every time you turn around, there's another story about how charter schools are screwing over parents, students, and the community at large. And yet, somehow, we're still surprised when we hear about it. It's like watching a horror
ALL HAIL SATAN BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NICE ABOUT IT
by Mike Simpson / 22h
Welcome to the Satanic Temple, where we believe in individual liberties, secularism, and the right to not be physically or psychologically abused. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good Satanic ritual every now and then? But in all seriousness, we have launched the Protect Children Project, which aims to provide students with a legal way to exempt themselves from abusive treatment in schoo

OCT 05

HISD MEATAXE MIKE MILES CUTS CURRICULUM DEPARTMENT THEN FINDS "PORN" IN SCRIPTED LESSONS
HISD reading lesson
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by Mike Simpson / 1d
Oh, boy! Have you heard the latest news from the Houston Independent School District (HISD)? It's a real doozy, folks! Apparently, there's been a bit of a scandal involving an eighth-grade reading assignment. And let me tell you, it's a doozy! So, here's the lowdown. The assignment in question contained some mature content. We're talking about a passage from none other than the legendary Maya An
TEACHERS PAY PENALTY REACHES RECORD HIGH, BILLIONAIRES CELEBRATE DEFUNDING PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CRUSHING TEACHERS SPIRITS
by Mike Simpson / 1d
TEACHERS PAY PENALTY REACHES RECORD HIGH BILLIONAIRES CELEBRATE DEFUNDING PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CRUSHING TEACHERS SPIRITS Attention all billionaires! Are you tired of public education being accessible to the masses? Sick of teachers having livable wages and benefits? Well, have no fear, the Billionaires Playbook for Destroying Public Education is here! First on the agenda, defund schools. Why waste

OCT 03

OHIO EDUCATION: FROM A.B.C.S TO MAGA-ZED - THE ALPHABET SOUP OF CHAOS (AKA FLAMING VOUCHERS)
Ohio education department overhaul delayed
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by Mike Simpson / 3d
Ohio's education system has become the center of attention, and it's not because they've discovered a new way to teach math that actually makes sense. No, it's because Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine has passed a bill that is hell-bent on destroying the public school system. And, let's be honest, who needs an educated populace anyway? Ignorance is bliss, right? The bill, known as HB 33, is part of the sta
SCHOOL BOARD MEETING TURNS INTO JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE THANKS TO KAREN
by Mike Simpson / 3d
It's a tale as old as time: you elect a Karen to the school board, and suddenly you're knee-deep in restraining orders and court appearances. Such is the case with Darbi "Karen" Boddy, a conservative member of the Lakota school board who has caused quite the stir in her short time in office. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But wait, isn't 'Karen' just a derogatory term for entitled white wome
IT YOU AREN'T OUTRAGED YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION: THE PROBLEM WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY CHARTER SCHOOL BULLSHIT
Breakthrough Charter arrested
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by Mike Simpson / 3d
IT YOU AREN'T OUTRAGED YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION THE PROBLEM WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY CHARTER SCHOOL BULLSHIT Charter schools have been in the news a lot lately, and not for good reasons. They've been charged with fraud, embezzlement, mismanagement, and child abuse. And now, to add insult to injury, one of the co-founders of Breakthrough Charter Schools in Cleveland, Ohio has been arrested and c

OCT 02

THE BANALITY OF EVIL: TRUMP'S FOLLOWERS AND THE DANGERS OF BLIND OBEDIENCE
by Mike Simpson / 4d
As we reflect on the events of January 6th, it's easy to label Trump's followers as red-eyed monsters, blindly following their leader into a violent insurrection. But the truth is much more banal and disturbing. These were ordinary Americans, blinded by their own prejudices and empowered by Trump's violent rhetoric. The concept of the banality of evil, coined by philosopher Hannah Arendt (*see b
PHILLY CHARTER SCHOOLS: THE BEYONCE OF EDUCATION OR JUST ANOTHER ONE HIT WONDER
by Mike Simpson / 4d
Ah, Philadelphia charter schools. The topic that's more controversial than a cheesesteak with ketchup. But fear not, dear readers, for I have embarked on a quest to uncover the truth about these elusive institutions. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride. First off, let's talk about how charter schools work. They receive government funding but are managed privately by nonprofits. It's like
IDEA CLASH AT COLLEGE: ACADEMIC FREEDOM OF SPEECH VS. STFU MENTALITY
by Mike Simpson / 4d
Are college campuses friendlier to liberals than conservatives when it comes to free speech? According to a new poll conducted by the University of Chicago and The Associated Press-NORC Centre for Public Affairs Research, the answer is a resounding "yes." But why is that the case? And how can we ensure that all voices are heard on campus? First, let's address the elephant in the room: political
THE VIRGINITY COMPLEX: HOW ABSTINENCE ONLY SEX EDUCATION FAILS KIDS
Anti-abortion sex ed
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by Mike Simpson / 4d
Okay folks, buckle up because we're about to talk about everyone's favorite subject: sex education! Specifically, we're going to dive into the wacky world of Texas public schools and their partnership with crisis pregnancy centers to teach sex ed. Yes, you read that correctly. The same centers that try to talk women out of getting abortions are now trying to teach our kids about the birds and th

OCT 01

STARVING TEACHERS CHOOSE THE RIGHT GIG JOB TO AVOID GETTING FIRED
by Mike Simpson / 5d
Attention all starving teachers! Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you want to have a little extra cash to splurge on those overpriced lattes or avocado toast? Well, fear not my fellow educators, for gig work is here to save the day! But wait, before you go signing up to perform on a pornography website like our dear friend Brianna Coppage , let's take a closer look at what gig wo
TO AI OR NOT TO AI? THAT IS THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS COMPLICATED
by Mike Simpson / 5d
AI or Artificial Intelligence, as the teachers call it, is a fascinating technology that has taken the world by storm. It has revolutionized the way we live and work, and it has also changed the way students learn. However, there seems to be a bit of a disconnect between how students use AI and how teachers perceive their usage. Let's take a closer look at this hilarious situation. According to
ULTRA MAGA VS MEGA MAGA VS SANITY: THE HILARIOUS BATTLE OVER THE CARCASS OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
by Mike Simpson / 5d
In the wild and wacky world of American politics, where elephants and donkeys roam free, a new battle is brewing within the Republican Party. It's a clash of epic proportions, pitting the Ultra MAGA wing against the Mega MAGA wing, with Sanity Sanity coming in a distant third. And leading the charge for the Ultra MAGA wing is none other than the flamboyant and always entertaining Congressman Mat

SEP 30

US DEPT. OF EDUCATION SENDS MISSOURI CHARTER SCHOOL CHAIN A 36 MILLION STARTUP MONEY BOMB
St. Louis charter group awarded $35M grant
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by Mike Simpson / 6d
In a move that has left Missouri public schools reeling, the Biden Department of Education has sent a charter school startup money bomb to the Opportunity Trust education reform group in St. Louis. With $35.6 million in federal grant money, the Opportunity Trust plans to open 16 charter schools over the next five years, serving an additional 5,000 students. While some may see this as a positive
JUSTICE FOR TUPAC: DUANE 'KEFFE D' DAVIS HAS BEEN INDICTED FOR THE MURDER OF TUPAC SHAKUR
by Mike Simpson / 6d
The world of hip-hop has been rocked by the recent news that Duane "Keffe D" Davis, a former gang leader, has been indicted for the murder of Tupac Shakur. The 1996 drive-by shooting of the rapper has remained one of the most enduring mysteries in music history, with countless theories and speculations surrounding the identity and motive of the shooter. But now, it seems that justice may finally
SUPREME COURT JUSTICES CLARENCE THOMAS AND SAMUEL ALITO ARE POSTER BOYS FOR CITIZENS UNITED CORRUPTION
by Mike Simpson / 6d
In a world where money talks and politicians listen, it's no surprise that billionaires have become the new kings of American politics. From Sheldon Adelson to George Soros, these wealthy individuals have the power to sway elections and shape policy with their vast fortunes. But who are the real winners in this game of political chess? The answer might surprise you. First, let's take a look at t
TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-30-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #StandUpUAW
by Mike Simpson / 7d
TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-30-23 Big Education Ape: BULLYING 101: OKLA SPI RYAN RASPUTIN WALTERS USING PLAYGROUND TACTICS TO FURTHER HIS POLITICAL CAREER https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/bullying-101-okla-spi-ryan-rasputin.html Big Education Ape: OKLA MAD MAGA MONK SAYS RED DOESN'T WORK FOR HIM IN OKLA PUBLIC SCHOOLS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/okla-mad-maga-mo

Friday, October 6, 2023

FROM BUCKEYES TO BUCKLE UNDER DEFUNDED OHIO PUBLIC SCHOOLS TAKE A DIVE IN ED RANKINGS

FROM BUCKEYES TO BUCKLE UNDER DEFUNDED OHIO PUBLIC SCHOOLS TAKE A DIVE IN ED RANKINGS

Remember the good old days when Ohio public schools were considered some of the best in America? Yeah, me neither. It seems like just yesterday when our state was known for its stellar education system, but now we're no better than those red states that everyone loves to make fun of. How did we get here? Well, it's a long and hilarious story.

According to a report from Policy Matters Ohio, our beloved Buckeye State has been defunding public schools left and right. And let me tell you, the impact has been...well, let's just say it's been less than ideal. Especially for those poor rural counties that have been hit the hardest. It's like they say, "You can take the funding away from the schools, but you can't take away the laughter from the children's faces." Okay, maybe nobody actually says that, but you get the point.

But wait, there's more! Not only are we slashing funding for public schools, but we're also handing out private school vouchers like they're candy on Halloween. You get a voucher! And you get a voucher! Everybody gets a voucher! It's like Oprah's "Favorite Things" episode, but instead of giving away cars and trips to exotic locations, we're giving away the opportunity for some lucky students to escape our failing public education system. Hooray!

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Ohio ranks 21st in a U.S. News & World Report on K-12 education! That's not so bad, right?" Wrong! Dead wrong! We may be 21st overall, but when it comes to equitable distribution of education funding, we're a dismal 46th. It's like being the star of a B-list movie. Sure, you're technically famous, but nobody really cares.

So what can we do to fix this mess? Well, according to the report, we need a world-class education for Ohio students. That means safe and well-resourced schools with well-trained and fairly paid teachers. I mean, is that really too much to ask? We can put a man on the moon, but we can't give our kids a decent education? Come on, Ohio!

But fear not, my fellow Buckeyes! There is hope on the horizon. The report provides some policy recommendations that could make our schools better places to learn, grow, teach, and work. All we need is for our fearless leaders in Columbus to actually take action. I know, I know. It sounds like a long shot. But hey, stranger things have happened. Like that time we elected a reality TV star as president. Anything is possible!

In the meantime, let's try to find some humor in this situation. After all, laughter is the best medicine. So go ahead and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Laugh at the fact that our state has gone from being a shining example of educational excellence to just another punchline in the national joke. Laugh until your sides hurt and tears stream down your face. And then maybe, just maybe, we'll find the motivation to fight for change.

Because at the end of the day, our kids deserve better. They deserve an education that prepares them for the future. They deserve teachers who are passionate and well-compensated for their hard work. They deserve schools that are safe and well-funded. And most importantly, they deserve a state that values their education above all else.

So let's come together, Ohio. Let's demand better for our children. Let's fight for a brighter future. And let's never stop laughing along the way. Because if we can't find humor in this mess, then what do we have left?

In conclusion, Ohio's public schools may be struggling right now, but we won't let that dampen our spirits. We'll keep fighting for change and laughing in the face of adversity. And who knows? Maybe one day we'll look back on this moment and laugh even harder. Until then, stay funny, Ohio!

'Legacy of neglect' showcased in Ohio schools report - Ohio Capital Journal https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2023/10/06/legacy-of-neglect-showcased-in-ohio-schools-report/

State of Ohio Schools 2023 Policy Matters Ohio | Cleveland, OH https://www.policymattersohio.org/

Controversy Has Not Been Resolved Over Ohio Legislature’s Effort to Undermine State Board of Ed’s Power and Politicize Education Governance Under Governor’s Office | janresseger https://janresseger.wordpress.com/2023/10/05/controversy-has-not-been-resolved-over-ohio-legislatures-effort-to-undermine-state-board-of-eds-power-and-politicize-education-governance-under-governors-office/

Seven Members of the Ohio State Board of Education File a Lawsuit to Protect Democratic Control of Public Schooling | janresseger https://janresseger.wordpress.com/2023/09/26/seven-members-of-the-ohio-state-board-of-education-file-a-lawsuit-to-protect-democratic-control-of-education/

MORE SCANDALS: CHARTER SCHOOLS THE DODO BIRDS OF SCHOOLS CONTINUE TO LEAVE A NASTY TASTE IN EVERYONE'S MOUTH

MORE SCANDALS

CHARTER SCHOOLS THE DODO BIRDS OF SCHOOLS CONTINUE TO LEAVE A NASTY TASTE IN EVERYONE'S MOUTH

Another day, another charter school scandal. It seems like every time you turn around, there's another story about how charter schools are screwing over parents, students, and the community at large. And yet, somehow, we're still surprised when we hear about it. It's like watching a horror movie and being shocked when the killer jumps out from behind the door. We know it's coming, but we can't help but be scared anyway.

Take the case of John Zitzner, founder of Breakthrough Charter Schools in Cleveland, Ohio. Zitzner was recently arrested and charged with engaging in prostitution as part of a statewide human trafficking operation. And while we don't condone his actions, we have to admit that we're not entirely surprised. After all, when you hear about a charter school scandal, it's usually something pretty bad.

The problem with charter schools is that they lack accountability. Sure, they receive funding from the government, but they're not subject to the same regulations as public schools. And while some charter schools are doing great work and providing a valuable alternative to traditional public schools, others are run by greedy and dangerous individuals who care more about making a profit than educating our children.

The U.S. Department of Education has requested and received $440 million from Congress for the CSP grant every fiscal year, yet 14% of charter schools that received CSP State awards closed or never opened between fiscal years 2006 and 2020. That's a lot of taxpayer money going down the drain. Congress needs to take a closer look at how these schools are being run and put more regulations in place to ensure that our money is being spent appropriately.

But it's not just a matter of government oversight. Parents also need to do their homework before sending their children to a charter school. Just because it's a charter school doesn't mean it's automatically better than a public school. In fact, some charter schools are worse than their public counterparts.

Take Utah's Spectrum Academy, for example. This charter school for children with Autism Spectrum Disorders was recently federally investigated for violating civil rights concerns. The investigation found that the school repeatedly used restraint and seclusion practices on its students, which violated Section 504 of Title II of the Civil Rights Act. This is not okay. Our children deserve better than this.

Thankfully, Spectrum Academy has agreed to implement significant changes to its policies, procedures, and training requirements, and provide individual remedies for students who experienced restraint during that time. But this shouldn't have happened in the first place.

The Network for Public Education has updated their Another Day Another Charter Scandal page with a sorting feature that categorizes charter school scandals by state and 12 different categories. The list includes recent scandals from various states such as Michigan, Arizona, and Pennsylvania. Among the issues are financial mismanagement, fraudulent activities, enrollment disputes, and retaliation against whistleblowers.

It's enough to make you want to pull your hair out. But we can't give up hope. We need to keep fighting for our children's education and demanding accountability from charter schools. And in the meantime, we can at least find some humor in the absurdity of it all. After all, if we don't laugh, we'll cry.

'We don't even know how to feel,' Staff, parents express frustration over Las Vegas charter school’s closure https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/we-dont-even-know-how-to-feel-staff-parents-express-frustration-over-las-vegas-charter-schools-closure/

John Zitzner, Founder of Breakthrough Charter Schools, Arrested in Human Trafficking Sting AG Dave Yost announced the arrests of nearly 150 suspects in 'Operation Buyer's Remorse.' Zitzner was charged with engaging in prostitution https://www.clevescene.com/news/john-zitzner-founder-of-breakthrough-charter-schools-arrested-in-human-trafficking-sting-42860285

Classes at local charter school canceled abruptly over administrative staffing, parents frustrated | KSNV https://news3lv.com/news/local/classes-at-local-charter-school-canceled-abruptly-over-administrative-staffing-parents-frustrated

Charter Scandals - Network For Public Education https://networkforpubliceducation.org/charter-scandals/

Big Education Ape: US DEPT. OF EDUCATION SENDS MISSOURI CHARTER SCHOOL CHAIN A 36 MILLION STARTUP MONEY BOMB http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/us-dept-of-education-sends-missouri.html

Big Education Ape: UTAH'S SPECTRUM ACADEMY: ANOTHER CHARTER SCHOOL SCANDAL (NUMBER 1,666,666) https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/utahs-spectrum-academy-another-charter.html

ALL HAIL SATAN BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NICE ABOUT IT

ALL HAIL SATAN BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE NICE ABOUT IT

Welcome to the Satanic Temple, where we believe in individual liberties, secularism, and the right to not be physically or psychologically abused. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good Satanic ritual every now and then?

But in all seriousness, we have launched the Protect Children Project, which aims to provide students with a legal way to exempt themselves from abusive treatment in schools. We believe that no child should be subjected to corporal punishment, seclusion, restraint, or denial of bathroom access by school officials who violate their religious beliefs in bodily autonomy. And yes, we do consider bodily autonomy a religious belief. Don't question it.

Our project asserts that students who are members of The Satanic Temple, or any other students who share our religious beliefs, have civil rights that are being violated by school officials. And we're not just talking about a few isolated incidents here. The use of physical restraints and solitary confinement as a means of discipline in schools is abusive, and unfortunately, the number of incidents keeps rising.

But don't worry, we're not just here to complain about the problem. We're actually doing something about it. We're providing students with a "Student Rights Card" that legally exempts them from abusive treatment. And if anyone tries to mess with them, they can just whip out their card and say "sorry, can't touch this."

Now, you may be wondering why we're so invested in protecting children's rights. Well, let's just say that we have a soft spot for the little ones. Plus, we believe that compassion and empathy are fundamental tenets of our religion. So yeah, we're not just a bunch of evil Satan worshippers. We actually care about people. Who knew?

In addition to our Protect Children Project, we're also operating After School Satan Clubs in school districts where the evangelical Good News Clubs are already present. We aim to offer a contrasting balance to the students' extracurricular activities and promote plurality and true religious liberty. The Good News Clubs teach children sin, obedience, punishment, and hell, and strive to train children to evangelize to other children. The Satanic Temple's After School Satan Clubs, on the other hand, emphasize a scientific, rationalist, non-superstitious world view through games, projects, and thinking exercises.

And before you start freaking out about us brainwashing your children with our Satanic propaganda, let us assure you that our volunteers are selected for their professionalism, social responsibility, and superior communication skills. They have also passed a comprehensive criminal background check and received After School Satan Club training. So yeah, we're not just letting any old devil worshipper hang out with your kids.

But our advocacy doesn't stop there. We're also fighting for reproductive rights, protecting mental health patients, promoting self-directed education through the After School Satan Club, offering a Satanic approach to addiction recovery, promoting pluralism and fighting for religious liberty, collaborating with congregations to provide community works events, and providing post-secondary students with the opportunity to advocate for Satanic representation on their campuses.

And if you're still not convinced that we're not a bunch of evil Satan worshippers who want to destroy the world (spoiler alert: we're not), let's talk about Alabama's public schools. Did you know that teachers are still allowed to use corporal punishment in the form of paddling as a means of discipline? Yeah, you read that right. Paddling. In 2023.

And it's not just a few isolated incidents either. Around 40,000 children were paddled last school year alone. And while the state passed legislation in 1995 allowing such punishment, there are concerns that teachers may be using excessive force. One mother even reported bruises on her 7-year-old son's behind after he was paddled for picking his nose in class. Seriously? Picking his nose?

The state Board of Education defends the use of paddling as a tool to help ensure a good classroom experience. But let's be real here. There are plenty of other ways to ensure a good classroom experience that don't involve physical violence. Like maybe actually teaching your students something useful?

So yeah, that's what we're up against. But we're not giving up anytime soon. We'll keep fighting for children's rights, religious liberty, and a world where paddling is just something you do in a canoe.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a fun-loving group of Satan worshippers who actually care about people (shocking, we know), then look no further than the Satanic Temple. We may be a little unconventional, but hey, who wants to be conventional anyway? Join us today and let's make the world a better place (and maybe sacrifice a goat or two along the way).

Campaigns of The Satanic Temple - TST https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/campaigns

The Satanic Temple - Official Website https://thesatanictemple.com/

Teachers Can Spank Kids Black and Blue - ABC News https://abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=129974

Big Education Ape: WHY DO WE STILL BEAT ON KIDS IN SCHOOLS: IT DOESN'T WORK https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/why-do-we-still-beat-on-kids-in-schools.html

Big Education Ape: BAN THE BOARD: 19 STATES - SCHOOLS STILL ALLOW HITTING KIDS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/05/ban-board-19-states-schools-still-allow.html

Big Education Ape: Corporal Punishment: Inside the Education Week Analysis - Inside School Research - Education Week https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2016/08/corporal-punishment-inside-education.html

George Edgar Worley

@no2hitting

Julie Worley

@JulieWorley14

Protect Children Project - TST https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/protect-children-project

BONUS

Supreme Courtship - TST https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/supreme-courtship

Thursday, October 5, 2023

HISD MEATAXE MIKE MILES CUTS CURRICULUM DEPARTMENT THEN FINDS "PORN" IN SCRIPTED LESSONS

HISD MEATAXE MIKE MILES CUTS CURRICULUM DEPARTMENT THEN FINDS "PORN" IN SCRIPTED LESSONS

Oh, boy! Have you heard the latest news from the Houston Independent School District (HISD)? It's a real doozy, folks! Apparently, there's been a bit of a scandal involving an eighth-grade reading assignment. And let me tell you, it's a doozy!

So, here's the lowdown. The assignment in question contained some mature content. We're talking about a passage from none other than the legendary Maya Angelou herself. Now, normally, that would be cause for celebration. Maya Angelou is a literary icon, after all. But this particular passage depicted a scene between a man and a woman in a hotel room. And guess what? It included references to drinking whiskey and passion. Whiskey and passion, people! In an eighth-grade reading assignment! Can you believe it?

Naturally, the district was quick to respond. They discovered the inappropriate material before it was distributed, thank goodness. But here's the kicker: the Houston Federation of Teachers Union offered their help to the district, and they said no! Can you believe it? The teachers union, trying to lend a hand, and they turned them down. Talk about a missed opportunity!

Now, the poor teachers are left to pick up the pieces. They have to spend their valuable time reviewing, correcting, and rewriting materials to ensure that students get accurate and appropriate resources. I mean, come on! These teachers have enough on their plates already. They don't need this added stress.

But fear not, my friends! The HISD has taken some action. They've hired 25 out of the 32 teachers needed to review lesson plans. Progress, right? And they're even launching opportunities for teachers to partner with district leaders and provide feedback to make their curriculum stronger. Well, it's about time!

But let's not forget who's ultimately to blame for this whole mess. That's right, folks. It's none other than Superintendent Mike Miles. I mean, seriously, Mike? Cutting the curriculum department? What were you thinking? Maybe old MeatAxe Mike should change his name to Magic Mike because he sure knows how to make things disappear!

But in all seriousness, it's good to see that steps are being taken to rectify this situation. Our students deserve the best education possible, and that means having access to appropriate and engaging materials. So let's hope that the HISD can learn from this incident and ensure that it never happens again.

In the meantime, let's give a round of applause to those hardworking teachers who are going above and beyond to make sure our kids get the education they deserve. They're the real heroes in this story. And Maya Angelou? Well, she'll always be a literary legend, even if her work occasionally finds its way into eighth-grade classrooms.

So there you have it, folks. The scandal that rocked the HISD. Whiskey, passion, and a whole lot of drama. Who said education was boring?

HISD curriculum: Teachers blame Superintendent Mike Miles for inappropriate reading assignment ending up in 8th-grade classroom - ABC13 Houston https://abc13.com/hisd-superintendent-mike-miles-8th-grade-handout-inappropriate-reading-assignment-in-school/13864152/

TEACHERS PAY PENALTY REACHES RECORD HIGH, BILLIONAIRES CELEBRATE DEFUNDING PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CRUSHING TEACHERS SPIRITS

TEACHERS PAY PENALTY REACHES RECORD HIGH

BILLIONAIRES CELEBRATE DEFUNDING PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CRUSHING TEACHERS SPIRITS

Attention all billionaires! Are you tired of public education being accessible to the masses? Sick of teachers having livable wages and benefits? Well, have no fear, the Billionaires Playbook for Destroying Public Education is here!

First on the agenda, defund schools. Why waste money on educating the youth when you could be using it to buy another yacht? It's simple economics, really. Plus, think of all the tax breaks you'll get for donating to private schools instead.

Next up, tell teachers they must take a vow of poverty to teach in America. Who needs money when you have the satisfaction of molding young minds? Plus, if they're poor, they won't be able to afford to unionize and demand higher wages. It's a win-win!

But wait, there's more! According to a new report by the Economic Policy Institute (EPI), teachers are already making 26% less in income than other professionals with similar education levels. Let's make that gap even wider! The report even refers to it as a "pay penalty" for teachers. Ha! Who needs fair wages when you have the joy of grading papers and dealing with unruly students?

And let's not forget about those pesky right-wing groups attacking teachers. We can't have them advocating for better working conditions and wages. So, let's just make it impossible for them to do so by making sure they're too poor to even consider it.

But wait, there's even more! The report also found that the pay penalty for women teachers has widened since the mid-1990s to reach 21.3% this year, while the pay gap for men teachers was 36.6%. We can't have equality in education AND in pay, now can we? Let's keep those women and men in their place.

And as an added bonus, fewer college graduates will choose teaching as a career. Who needs educated and passionate teachers when you can have underpaid and overworked ones?

But don't worry, billionaires, we've got your back. With our playbook, you'll be able to destroy public education and ensure that only the elite have access to quality education. Just remember, money talks and education walks.

EXCERPTS FROM THE BILLIONAIRES PLAYBOOK:

First things first, we need to make sure that schools are severely underfunded. After all, how can teachers do their jobs properly if they don't have the resources they need? And don't worry about the students. They'll figure it out. Or they won't. Who cares?
Next up, we need to make sure that teachers are paid as little as possible. After all, why pay someone a decent wage when you can just exploit their passion for teaching? And if they complain about their low pay, just tell them to take a vow of poverty. It's not like they became teachers to make money or anything.
Ah, the 'Pay Penalty'. This is one of our favorite tactics. Basically, we make sure that teachers are paid significantly less than other similarly educated professionals. That way, people who are smart enough to become doctors or lawyers won't even consider teaching as a career option. Brilliant, right?
Let's face it, education is overrated. Who needs critical thinking skills or the ability to read and write when you can just throw money at a problem? And if students struggle in school, well, that's their problem. We'll just blame it on their lack of motivation or intelligence.
After years of defunding schools, exploiting teachers, and ignoring students, public education is in shambles. But don't worry, fellow billionaires. We've won again. And the best part? We didn't even have to lift a finger.

Teacher ‘Pay Penalty’ Reaches Record High | NEA https://www.nea.org/nea-today/all-news-articles/teacher-pay-penalty-reaches-record-high

Pay Gap Between Teachers, Other Professionals, Is Widest Since 1960s — Report | Truthout https://truthout.org/articles/pay-gap-between-teachers-other-professionals-is-widest-since-1960s-report/

Teacher pay penalty still looms large: Trends in teacher wages and compensation through 2022 | Economic Policy Institute https://www.epi.org/publication/teacher-pay-in-2022/#:~:text=Key%20findings,increase%20from%206.1%25%20in%201996.

Teacher pay penalty still looms large - Trends in teacher wages and compensation through 2022 https://files.epi.org/uploads/274103-overview.pdf

Education Research Report: Teacher pay penalty still looms large https://educationresearchreport.blogspot.com/2023/10/teacher-pay-penalty-still-looms-large.html

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

OHIO EDUCATION: FROM A.B.C.S TO MAGA-ZED - THE ALPHABET SOUP OF CHAOS (AKA FLAMING VOUCHERS)

OHIO EDUCATION: FROM A.B.C.S TO MAGA-ZED - THE ALPHABET SOUP OF CHAOS (AKA FLAMING VOUCHERS)

Ohio's education system has become the center of attention, and it's not because they've discovered a new way to teach math that actually makes sense. No, it's because Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine has passed a bill that is hell-bent on destroying the public school system. And, let's be honest, who needs an educated populace anyway? Ignorance is bliss, right?

The bill, known as HB 33, is part of the state's budget bill, and it's causing quite a stir. The policy would transfer much of the power from the Board of Education, which includes publicly elected officials, to a governor-appointed director who would then appoint deputy directors. This has caused seven board members to file a lawsuit against its enforcement, claiming that it's unconstitutional.

But, let's be real, who needs democracy when you have a governor-appointed director? It's not like the people of Ohio have any say in how their education system is run. And who needs local control when you can have a governor-appointed director? It's not like the people who actually live in the community know what's best for their kids.

Opponents of the bill argue that it will undermine public education, democracy, and local control in Ohio. They assert that the overhaul will violate the state constitution, which grants the OSBE the authority to supervise public education in Ohio. They also argue that the overhaul will diminish the voice of voters, parents, teachers, and students in education matters, and give too much power to the governor and business interests.

But who needs voters, parents, teachers, and students when you can have the governor and business interests making all the decisions? It's not like they have any ulterior motives or anything.

The opponents of the bill fear that it will lead to more privatization, standardization, testing, and inequity in Ohio's education system. But who needs equity when you can have a two-tiered education system where only the rich can afford to send their kids to private schools? It's not like education is a right or anything.

Ohio Governor Mike DeWine announced that although a court order had delayed a Republican-backed overhaul of the state's K-12 education system, part of it would still take effect. A lawsuit challenging the overhaul argued that it violated the constitution, and a court magistrate ordered a temporary restraining order until a judge could decide to put it on hold indefinitely.

But who needs courts when you have a governor-appointed director? It's not like they'll be biased or anything.

DeWine stated that the Ohio Department of Education and Workforce would replace the Ohio Department of Education, ensuring that necessary operations such as school funding and approval of voucher applications would continue. The new department would function despite the court order, DeWine added, but his office would not take any affirmative action on major decisions still pending, such as appointing a new director of the department.

But who needs checks and balances when you have a governor-appointed director? It's not like they'll abuse their power or anything.

The law is currently facing a legal challenge in the Ohio Supreme Court. A group of plaintiffs, including the Ohio Education Association and the League of Women Voters, argue that the law is unconstitutional because it gives the governor too much power over the state's education system. The Supreme Court is expected to rule on the case in the coming months.

But who needs the Supreme Court when you have a governor-appointed director? It's not like they'll be biased or anything.

In summary, Ohio's education system is being overhauled by a bunch of right-wing goodies who are hell-bent on destroying public education. But who needs public education when you can have privatization, standardization, testing, and inequity? It's not like education is important or anything. And who needs democracy when you can have a governor-appointed director? It's not like the people of Ohio have any say in how their education system is run.

So sit back, relax, and watch as Ohio's education system goes up in flames. It's going to be a wild ride.

How Ohio's overhaul of K-12 schooling became a flashpoint - ABC News https://abcnews.go.com/US/overhaul-12-education-center-lawsuit-ohio/story?id=103655330

DeWine says new education department can exist, despite court order https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/politics/2023/10/02/gov-mike-dewine-to-speak-at-515-about-education-department-lawsuit/71036139007/

Part of Ohio's GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul to take effect | 10tv.com https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/ohio/part-of-ohios-gop-backed-k-12-education-overhaul-take-effect-despite-court-order/530-c57b3054-6c23-470d-9cbb-8922509adc16

THE DEFT DIVE

FROM BARD AI

Ohio's GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul, signed into law by Governor Mike DeWine in March 2023, is one of the most significant changes to the state's education system in decades. The law makes a number of changes, including:

* **Shifting oversight of the state education department from the elected Ohio State Board of Education to a director appointed by the governor.** The law also creates a new cabinet-level position of Secretary of Education and Workforce Development, who will oversee the new education department.
* **Giving the governor more power over the state's education curriculum.** The law requires the governor to appoint a new State Board of Education, which will be responsible for setting academic standards. The law also gives the governor the power to veto any changes to the state's curriculum.
* **Expanding school choice options for families.** The law creates a new scholarship program that will allow students to attend private schools using public funds. The law also expands the state's existing voucher program and makes it easier for charter schools to open.
* **Requiring teachers to undergo more training on topics such as civics and social justice.** The law also requires teachers to post their lesson plans online and to allow parents to opt their children out of lessons that they find objectionable.

The law has been met with mixed reactions from education stakeholders. Supporters of the law argue that it will give parents more control over their children's education and improve the quality of education in Ohio. Opponents of the law argue that it will give the governor too much control over the state's education system and that it will harm public schools.

Regardless of the outcome of the legal challenge, the Ohio's GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul is a significant change to the state's education system. The law is likely to have a major impact on students, parents, teachers, and administrators across Ohio.

In addition to the changes listed above, the law also includes a number of other provisions, such as:

* **Creating a new accountability system for schools.** The law requires the state to develop a new system for measuring school performance. The system will take into account factors such as student test scores, graduation rates, and chronic absenteeism.
* **Providing more funding for early childhood education.** The law increases funding for Ohio's Early Head Start program, which provides early childhood education services to low-income families.
* **Expanding access to mental health services for students.** The law requires schools to provide mental health assessments to students who are struggling academically or behaviorally. The law also provides funding for schools to hire more mental health counselors and social workers.

The law is still in its early stages of implementation, so it is too early to say what its long-term impact will be. However, the law has the potential to significantly change the way that education is delivered in Ohio.

FROM BING AI

Ohio's GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul is a controversial legislation that aims to restructure the state's education system and create a new department of education and workforce. The overhaul was passed as part of the state budget in June 2023 and was supposed to take effect on October 1, 2023. However, a lawsuit filed by seven Ohio State Board of Education members and some parents challenged the constitutionality of the overhaul and sought to block its implementation. A county judge issued a temporary restraining order on September 21, 2023, halting the overhaul until further notice.

The main features of the overhaul are:

- It abolishes the Ohio Department of Education (ODE) and replaces it with the Ohio Department of Education and Workforce (DEW), which will be headed by a director appointed by the governor and confirmed by the Senate. The director will have broad powers over the state's education policies, standards, assessments, funding, and accountability.
- It reduces the size and role of the Ohio State Board of Education (OSBE), which is currently composed of 19 members, 11 elected and eight appointed by the governor. The overhaul reduces the number of elected members to five, one from each congressional district, and eliminates the appointed members. The OSBE will no longer have authority over the state superintendent of public instruction, who will be appointed by the DEW director. The OSBE will also lose its oversight over charter schools, vouchers, and other education programs.
- It creates a new Ohio Commission on Student Success (OCSS), which will consist of 15 members appointed by the governor, legislative leaders, and business groups. The OCSS will advise the DEW director on various education issues, such as curriculum, graduation requirements, career pathways, workforce development, and data collection.

The proponents of the overhaul argue that it will bring more efficiency, accountability, and innovation to Ohio's education system, which they say is failing to meet the needs of students and employers in the 21st century. They claim that the overhaul will streamline the bureaucracy, reduce political interference, align education with workforce demands, and empower local districts and schools to make decisions that best suit their communities.

The opponents of the overhaul contend that it will undermine public education, democracy, and local control in Ohio. They assert that the overhaul will violate the state constitution, which grants the OSBE the authority to supervise public education in Ohio. They also argue that the overhaul will diminish the voice of voters, parents, teachers, and students in education matters, and give too much power to the governor and business interests. They fear that the overhaul will lead to more privatization, standardization, testing, and inequity in Ohio's education system.

Bing, 10/3/2023

(1) Part of Ohio’s GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul will take effect despite court order. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/part-of-ohios-gop-backed-k-12-education-overhaul-will-take-effect-despite-court-order/ar-AA1hBj0k.
(2) Ohio judge puts massive GOP-backed education overhaul on hold. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ohio-judge-puts-massive-gop-backed-education-overhaul-hold.
(3) Overhaul of Ohio's K-12 Education System Is Unconstitutional, New Lawsuit Says. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/ohio/articles/2023-09-19/overhaul-of-ohios-k-12-education-system-is-unconstitutional-new-lawsuit-says.
(4) Part of Ohio's GOP-Backed K-12 Education Overhaul Will Take Effect .... https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/ohio/articles/2023-10-02/part-of-ohios-gop-backed-k-12-education-overhaul-will-take-effect-despite-court-order.
(5) Part of Ohio's GOP-backed K-12 education overhaul will take effect .... https://apnews.com/article/ohio-education-state-board-overhaul-lawsuit-8c31c3714d122490c8f1bd2a4891aa84.
(6) Ohio judge puts massive GOP-backed education overhaul on hold. https://www.allsides.com/news/2023-09-22-0830/politics-ohio-judge-puts-massive-gop-backed-education-overhaul-hold.
(7) Ohio Judge Issues Temporary Restraining Order, Halting GOP-Backed K-12 .... https://www.bollyinside.com/news/education/ohio-judge-issues-temporary-restraining-order-halting-gop-backed-k-12-education-overhaul/.
(8) GOP-proposed overhaul of Ohio's education system clears Senate .... https://www.foxnews.com/politics/gop-proposed-overhaul-ohios-education-system-clears-senate-committee-vote-full-senate.
(9) Ohio Senate panel Oks bill to overhaul education oversight - WOUB. https://woub.org/2023/03/01/an-ohio-senate-panel-oks-a-bill-to-overhaul-ohios-education-oversight/.
(10) Judge temporarily blocks overhaul of Ohio's K-12 educational system. https://www.wcpo.com/news/state/state-ohio/judge-temporarily-blocks-overhaul-of-ohios-k-12-educational-system.

SCHOOL BOARD MEETING TURNS INTO JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE THANKS TO KAREN

SCHOOL BOARD MEETING TURNS INTO JERRY SPRINGER EPISODE THANKS TO KAREN

It's a tale as old as time: you elect a Karen to the school board, and suddenly you're knee-deep in restraining orders and court appearances. Such is the case with Darbi "Karen" Boddy, a conservative member of the Lakota school board who has caused quite the stir in her short time in office.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "But wait, isn't 'Karen' just a derogatory term for entitled white women who demand to speak to the manager?" And while that may be true, it's also a fitting description for Ms. Boddy, who seems to relish in causing drama and making outrageous claims.

Let's start at the beginning. Ms. Boddy was elected to the Lakota school board in 2021, along with fellow conservative Isaac Adi. From the get-go, she made her presence known by spreading false and inflammatory claims about the district's curriculum, diversity initiatives, and LGBTQ+ issues. It's almost as if she was trying to stir up controversy for the sake of it.

In April 2022, Ms. Boddy took things to a whole new level when she posted a typo on Facebook that led to a pornographic website. She claimed that students were being exposed to inappropriate sexual materials at school, which the district and other board members denied. Needless to say, this did not go over well with her colleagues or the community at large.

The board censured Ms. Boddy and asked her to resign, but she refused. She also faced backlash from parents and community members who called for her removal. But that didn't stop her from attending a conference in Sarasota, Florida, hosted by The Leadership Institute, a conservative organization that trains conservatives on how to campaign, fundraise, and organize.

At the conference, Ms. Boddy allegedly embarrassed Mr. Adi and the Lakota School District by making a scene in front of other attendees. She also accused Mr. Adi of voting against her on LGBTQ+ issues and grabbed the microphone from the stage to make her claims. Mr. Adi said he felt harassed and threatened by Ms. Boddy and filed a civil protection order against her in September 2023.

And that's where things really started to get interesting. A judge granted the order, which barred Ms. Boddy from being within 500 feet of Mr. Adi or contacting him. The order also prevented Ms. Boddy from attending any school board meetings while Mr. Adi was present, effectively suspending her from her duties as a board member.

But did that stop Ms. Boddy from trying to attend meetings? Of course not! She filed an emergency motion to partially suspend the order so that she could attend the board meetings. A judge granted the motion on September 29, 2023, but imposed strict conditions on Ms. Boddy's behavior.

It's almost like Ms. Boddy is a character straight out of a sitcom. She's the wacky neighbor who always causes trouble but somehow manages to come out on top. But in reality, her behavior is no laughing matter. She's wasting taxpayer money on court appearances and causing unnecessary drama when she should be working to improve the district.

In the end, it's clear that electing a Karen to the school board is never a good idea. They may be entertaining at first, but their antics quickly become tiresome and detrimental to the community they serve. Let's hope that Lakota voters have learned their lesson and elect someone more competent next time around.

Court orders Lakota school board member Darbi Boddy to stay away from fellow board member https://www.fox19.com/2023/09/20/lakota-school-board-member-darbi-boddy-ordered-stay-away-fellow-board-member/

Judge overrules request to keep Lakota board member Darbi Boddy from today’s meeting https://www.journal-news.com/news/lakota-board-member-given-permission-to-attend-todays-meeting-despite-protection-order/2WE2TNLBUNER3ANNI57S7CQD6E/

School board member attends first meeting since protection order issued | WKRC https://local12.com/news/local/school-board-member-attends-first-meeting-since-protection-order-issued-lakota-liberty-township-darbi-boddy-crt-ela-classes-isaac-adi-harassment-file-pattern-cincinnati-ohio

Darbi Boddy attends Lakota Schools meeting despite protective order https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/butler-county/darbi-boddy-attends-lakota-schools-meeting-despite-protective-order-from-fellow-board-member