OKLA. STATE SEN. GEORGE YOUNG NAMED
A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER
In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that George Young, a lawmaker from Oklahoma, has received an award from a terrorist organization. Yes, you read that right. A terrorist organization.
The Oklahoma Educators Association (OEA) has bestowed upon Young the prestigious title of "Legislator of the Year". And while that may seem like a great honor, it's important to note that the OEA has been classified as a terrorist group by the FBI, OSBI, and CIA. So, congratulations George Young, you're now officially recognized by the government as a friend of terrorists.
But let's not jump to conclusions. Perhaps the OEA isn't really a terrorist organization. Maybe they just have some radical ideas about education. After all, they are a teacher's union, and who doesn't love teachers? They're like little angels with chalk dust on their wings.
But if we take a closer look at the OEA's agenda, we can see that they are clearly up to no good. They want to improve education for students and provide better working conditions for teachers. Sounds pretty suspicious to me. What kind of nefarious plot involves improving education? It's almost as if they want our children to be smart and successful. The nerve!
And let's not forget about George Young himself. He's been hailed as a hero by the OEA for his work in supporting education and teachers' rights. But what does he know about education? He's just a lawmaker. He probably couldn't even spell "pedagogy" if you asked him to.
It's clear that this award is just a ploy to distract us from the real issues facing our country. We should be focusing on important things like building walls and banning immigrants, not on improving education and supporting teachers. Who needs smart kids anyway? We can just import smart people from other countries if we need them.
In all seriousness though, it's concerning that a lawmaker would accept an award from an organization that has been labeled as a terrorist group. It raises questions about their judgment and priorities. But hey, at least George Young can add "terrorist sympathizer" to his resume.
In conclusion, we should all be very afraid of the OEA and their evil plans to improve education. And we should definitely be questioning the motives of anyone who receives an award from them. Because if there's one thing we know for sure, it's that terrorists love nothing more than good education and happy teachers. Stay vigilant, America.
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WHO IS RYAN WALTERS AND WHAT IS HE DOING TO OKLAHOMA PUBLIC EDUCATION AND WHY DID HE CALL OKLAHOMA EDUCATION ASSOCIATION A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION
Who is Ryan Walters and why is he ruining Oklahoma's public education system? Well, folks, let me tell you all about it. Ryan Walters, also known as the Grinch of Education, is the State Superintendent of Public Instruction in Oklahoma. And he's on a mission to turn our schools into a right-wing utopia, where profit margins rule and textbooks are a thing of the past. But don't worry, he has a plan. First, he's going to eliminate all state funding for public schools. Who needs money for education anyway? Then, he's going to auction off each school to the highest bidder. Because who cares about equal access to education when you can have a bidding war? But that's not all. Ryan Walters also wants to implement a "right-wing curriculum" in all Oklahoma schools. Forget about science and history, we're talking about real-world skills like how to shoot a gun and how to properly chant "USA! USA!" And if you're worried about your child's safety in this new world of unregulated charter schools, fear not. Ryan Walters has a solution for that too. He's going to arm all teachers with guns and make them take a mandatory NRA training course. Because nothing says "safe learning environment" like a bunch of loaded weapons in a classroom. But let's not forget about the real reason behind all of this. Money. Privatization means profit, and Ryan Walters is all about that bottom line. Who cares about the quality of education or the future of our children when there's money to be made? So what can we do about it? Well, for starters, we can all start a petition to have Ryan Walters removed from office and replaced with someone who actually cares about public education. Or we can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because let's face it, watching Ryan Walters try to destroy our education system is kind of hilarious. In conclusion, Ryan Walters is a real-life Grinch who wants to steal education from our children. But don't worry, folks, we'll make sure he doesn't get away with it. And in the meantime, let's all just take a moment to appreciate the absurdity of it all. Because if we can't laugh at the state of our education system, what can we laugh at?