TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-16-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #StandUpUAW

 

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-16-23

Big Education Ape: JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES: JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/julie-hupp-rocklin-usd-board-pres-jesus.html

Big Education Ape: HAVING 'THE MAN' ON CAMPUS: COPS DOING THE JOB OR WINDOW DRESSING https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/having-man-on-campus-cops-doing-job-or.html

Big Education Ape: CHARTER SCHOOL GIRLS TICKET TO RIDE: THE PURPLE MENSTRUAL PASS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/charter-school-girls-ticket-to-ride.html

Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-9-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-9-9-23.html

Big Education Ape: QUEEN FOR A DAY: AN EDUCATOR FOR LIFE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/queen-for-day-educator-for-life.html

Big Education Ape: DIVINE INTERVENTION OR DIVINE COMEDY? THE CLT BRINGS GODLINESS TO YOUR STANDARDIZED TESTING EXPERIENCE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/divine-intervention-or-divine-comedy.html

Big Education Ape: MAGA MADNESS FLORIDA TEACHERS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/maga-madness-florida-teachers-caught-in.html

Big Education Ape: GOV. DESANTIS DR LADAPO SAY VACCINES ARE FOR LOSERS: NEVER BE WOKE AGAIN https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/gov-desantis-dr-ladapo-say-vaccines-are.html

Big Education Ape: RYAN WALTERS THE MAD MAGA MONK OF OK ED PROMISES MAGA INDOCTRINATION FOR EVERY KID IN OKLAHOMA https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/ryan-walters-mad-maga-monk-of-ok-ed.html

Big Education Ape: NORTH CAROLINA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION TO CHARTER SCHOOLS: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/north-carolina-state-board-of-education.html 

OTHER GREAT READS THIS WEEK FROM THE BIG EDUCATION APE

Big Education Ape: FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI #mauihawaii #maui #mauifire #fire #devastation #prayers https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/fire-in-paradise-how-you-can-help.html

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YESTERDAY

FLORIDA TEACHERS AND STUDENTS VS THE CULT

by Mike Simpson / 21h

Protect My Students: Florida Teachers Speak Out on New State LGBTQ+ Policies, But It Seems That It Is the Teachers That Also Need Protection from the MAGA Madness That DeSantis Is Subjecting Public Schools as He Plots to Destroy Florida Public Schools Florida teachers are in a tizzy over new state laws that are impacting LGBTQ+ students and faculty. But it seems that it's not just the students w

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME: COBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD EMBRACES ITS INNER WILD CHILD

by Mike Simpson / 22h

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME COBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD EMBRACES ITS INNER WILD CHILD In a stunning turn of events, the Cobb County school board in Georgia has officially rebranded itself as the Chaos County School Board. Yes, you read that right. Chaos is now the name of the game for this illustrious educational institution. But hey, at least they're being honest about it. The chaos erupted at a recent sc

FROM BORROWER TO CHUM: THE SAD REALITY OF STUDENT LOANS

by Mike Simpson / 22h

FROM BORROWER TO CHUM THE SAD REALITY OF STUDENT LOANS College Tuition Payment Plans: Loan Sharks Are Back, More Bullshit Lost in the Fine Print with Constipated Disclosures and Kafkaesque Repayment Terms In a world where student loans have become the modern-day equivalent of swimming with hungry sharks, it's no wonder that college tuition payment plans have taken a turn for the worse. Gone are t

MITT ROMNEY: THE WRECKENING OF AMERICA

by Mike Simpson / 23h

In a shocking turn of events, Senator Mitt Romney has declared "F*ck Trump" and called for a new conservative movement to resist his fascism and madness. Yes, you read that right. The man who once groveled at Trump's feet and begged for a job in his administration has finally seen the light and decided to stand up for democracy. Romney's new biography, "A Reckoning," by McKay Coppins, offers a c

SEP 14

JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES: JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T

school board president

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by Mike Simpson / 1d

JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES. JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T Julie Hupp, Rocklin USD Board President and Super Christian Bible Thumping MAGA Mama, has been causing quite a stir in the education community lately. With her fervent prayers to White Jesus and her disdain for the teachers union, she's been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But let's take a step back and get to know

BUTTERFLY PAVILIONS EVERYWHERE FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES AS MAGA MADNESS SPREADS

by Mike Simpson / 1d

National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and what better way to celebrate than with some good ol' MAGA madness? Yes, you heard that right. In the latest episode of "As the Trump World Turns," U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen has agreed with Texas and eight other states suing to stop the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. And what's the best way to commemorate this occasion?

FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH: VIVA LA CULTURA

by Mike Simpson / 1d

FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH VIVA LA CULTURA National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and it's time to celebrate the incredible culture and contributions of our Hispanic friends! So grab your sombrero and get ready for a fiesta of fun facts and witty observations. First off, did you know that there are a whopping 62.1 million people of Hispanic origin in the United States? That's like a whole l

INEQUITY IN EDUCATION A PROBLEM SO FUNNY IT'S SAD

by Mike Simpson / 1d

Ah, educational equity. The elusive yet crucial goal of our education system. We all know that every student deserves a fair shot, but how do we make that a reality? Well, according to the Equity in Education Dashboard, we're not doing so hot. There are disparities based on race/ethnicity, socioeconomic status, and more. But fear not, my fellow educators! I have a solution that could, maybe, hop

SEP 13

LIBRARIANS THE REAL SUPERHEROES IN A MAGA WORLD ARE UNDER ATTACK

by Mike Simpson / 2d

In a world where knowledge is power and books are the gateways to infinite wisdom, there exists a group of unsung heroes who tirelessly dedicate their lives to the preservation and dissemination of information. They are the librarians, the guardians of public knowledge, and they are under attack. But fear not, dear readers, for this is no ordinary battle. It is a battle of wits, a battle of word

RESTORATIVE JUSTICE: BECAUSE HUGS ARE BETTER THAN HANDCUFFS

Black benefit restorative

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by Mike Simpson / 2d

RESTORATIVE JUSTICE BECAUSE HUGS ARE BETTER THAN HANDCUFFS Who knew that the solution to ending the school to prison pipeline was as simple as implementing restorative practices? Apparently, the University of Chicago Education Lab did, and they have the data to back it up. In a recent study, it was found that moving away from suspensions and towards restorative practices has led to a significant

FLORIDA'S NEW TEACHER CONDUCT STANDARDS: A BALL OF MAGA CONFUSION

by Mike Simpson / 2d

FLORIDA'S NEW TEACHER CONDUCT STANDARDS A BALL OF MAGA CONFUSION In a recent move that has left many educators scratching their heads, the state of Florida has introduced a set of new professional conduct standards for teachers. These guidelines include a laundry list of prohibitions that range from the absurd to the downright offensive. First on the list: don't say gay. Yes, you read that right.

WHEN BILLIONAIRES FUND 'MAGIC' CHARTER SCHOOL RESEARCH

Disregard Repeated Claims

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by Mike Simpson / 2d

Ah, charter schools. The beloved darling of the billionaire class. They're like a shiny new toy that the super-rich just can't resist playing with. And why not? They get to feel like they're doing something good for society while also getting to pat themselves on the back for being so darn smart. It's a win-win! But here's the thing: when billionaires fund research into charter schools, they mir

SEP 12

QUEEN FOR A DAY: AN EDUCATOR FOR LIFE

Controversial drag queen hired as elementary

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by Mike Simpson / 3d

QUEEN FOR A DAY AN EDUCATOR FOR LIFE Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around because we have a story that will make you laugh, cry and maybe even gasp a little. It's the tale of Shane Murnan, the principal of John Glenn Elementary School in Oklahoma, who also happens to be a drag queen named Shantel Mandalay. Now, before you start clutching your pearls and fainting from shock, let me

RYAN WALTERS THE MAD MAGA MONK OF OK ED PROMISES MAGA INDOCTRINATION FOR EVERY KID IN OKLAHOMA

by Mike Simpson / 3d

Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats (or MAGA caps, if you prefer) because we have a new hero in town. Meet Ryan Rasputin Walters, the Mad MAGA Monk of Oklahoma Education and Superintendent of Public Instruction. This guy is a real hoot. Just last Sunday, he spoke to a crowd in Tulsa and declared that PragerU content will be in every school instead of just being an option. I mean, who needs

CHARTER SCHOOL GIRLS TICKET TO RIDE: THE PURPLE MENSTRUAL PASS

by Mike Simpson / 3d

CHARTER SCHOOL GIRLS TICKET TO RIDE THE PURPLE MENSTRUAL PASS In the wacky world of charter schools, where rules can be as unpredictable as a chameleon on roller skates, one school in San Antonio, Texas has taken the concept of bathroom passes to a whole new level. Brace yourselves, folks, because we're about to dive into the absurdity that is Great Hearts Western Hills. Now, let's start with the

SEP 11

HAVING 'THE MAN' ON CAMPUS: COPS DOING THE JOB OR WINDOW DRESSING

by Mike Simpson / 4d

POLICE IN SCHOOLS COPS DOING THE JOB OR WINDOW DRESSING Ah, school. A place of learning, growth, and the occasional dodgeball to the face. But in recent years, schools across the United States have seen an increase in something far more alarming than a rogue rubber ball: gunfire. And in response, many districts have turned to an unlikely solution – the good old boys in blue. Yes, ladies and gentl

MAGA MADNESS FLORIDA TEACHERS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE

by Mike Simpson / 4d

In a move that has left many Florida educators feeling like they don't know whether to "shit or go blind," Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a slew of new MAGA-inspired rules that are leaving teachers scratching their heads. But the ACLU is fighting back, with a lawsuit aimed at protecting free speech in the classroom. The new rules, which have been added to the Principles of Professional Cond

SCHOOL VOUCHERS: A RACIST WET DREAM

by Mike Simpson / 4d

SCHOOL VOUCHERS A RACIST WET DREAM Are you tired of being educated? Do you hate the idea of learning new things? Well, good news! Both MAGA fascist and libertarian billionaires are working hard to defund public education and establish a two-tiered system of education in the US - one for the poor and another for the wealthy. And if you think this is just a conspiracy theory, think again. The destr

SEP 10

DIVINE INTERVENTION OR DIVINE COMEDY? THE CLT BRINGS GODLINESS YOUR STANDARDIZED TESTING EXPERIENCE

by Mike Simpson / 5d

Attention all students! Get ready to say goodbye to the boring and mundane standardized tests you've been taking for years because the Classic Learning Test (CLT) is here to make testing great again! And by great, we mean godly. That's right, folks. The CLT is not just any old test. It's a test that reflects a classical education, with questions based on great works of literature, philosophy, hi

NORTH CAROLINA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION TO CHARTER SCHOOLS: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US

by Mike Simpson / 5d

NORTH CAROLINA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION TO CHARTER SCHOOLS YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US In a move that has left charter school advocates scratching their heads, the North Carolina State Board of Education has told the Charter Schools Advisory Board to "slow your roll" and stop trying to destroy public education on their watch. In a statement that was equal parts stern and sassy, the board reminded t

SEP 09

UTAH'S SPECTRUM ACADEMY: ANOTHER CHARTER SCHOOL SCANDAL (NUMBER 1,666,666)

Utah charter school violates civil rights

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by Mike Simpson / 6d

In the latest episode of "Charter School Scandal," we have Utah's Spectrum Academy taking center stage. This charter school for children with Autism Spectrum Disorders has been federally investigated for classroom-related civil rights concerns, and let's just say, it's not looking good for them. The investigation found that the school violated Section 504 of Title II of the Civil Rights Act by r

GOV. DESANTIS DR LADAPO SAY VACCINES ARE FOR LOSERS: NEVER BE WOKE AGAIN

by Mike Simpson / 6d

In a recent press conference, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proudly announced that he has finally found someone dumber than himself. And who might this person be, you ask? None other than his very own state's surgeon general, Dr. Joseph "Kevorkian" Ladapo. Yes, you read that correctly. The man responsible for the health and well-being of millions of Floridians is being touted by DeSantis as the

ARIZONA GOV ACCUSES STATE SUP OF PUBLIC ED OF PLAYING FAVORITES WITH FEDERAL FUNDS

Arizona officials clash over school funding

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by Mike Simpson / 6d

ARIZONA GOV ACCUSES STATE SUP OF PUBLIC ED OF PLAYING FAVORITES WITH FEDERAL FUNDS In a recent feud between Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs and Superintendent of Public Education Tom Horne, the topic of discussion is federal school funding. Hobbs is accusing Horne of withholding up to $27.5 million in funding, while Horne is accusing Hobbs of putting politics before pupils. It's a classic case of he

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-9-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech

by Mike Simpson / 6d

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-9-23 Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-2-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-9-2-23.html Big Education Ape: ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA THE 1776 FAIRY TALE CURRICULUM TAKES OVER SCHOOLS http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/once-upon-time-in-america-1776-fairy

FLORIDA TEACHERS AND STUDENTS VS THE CULT

 

FLORIDA TEACHERS AND STUDENTS VS THE CULT

Protect My Students: Florida Teachers Speak Out on New State LGBTQ+ Policies, But It Seems That It Is the Teachers That Also Need Protection from the MAGA Madness That DeSantis Is Subjecting Public Schools as He Plots to Destroy Florida Public Schools

Florida teachers are in a tizzy over new state laws that are impacting LGBTQ+ students and faculty. But it seems that it's not just the students who need protection, as the MAGA madness that DeSantis is subjecting public schools to is also affecting the teachers. In fact, some teachers are so fed up with DeSantis' antics that they're considering forming their own club: the "Stressed-Out Educators Alliance."

One teacher, William Rizzo, who heads the Stallion Pride Club at a middle school in Palm Beach County, said the club is shrinking in size due to new laws that require parent permission slips for all clubs. This means that some students are unable to participate for fear of their parents' reaction. Rizzo suggested that the school board should create a new club called the "MAGA Meltdown Club," where parents can give permission for their children to participate in activities like throwing tantrums and blaming immigrants for all of their problems.

In addition, preferred pronouns can no longer be inquired about and parents must officially register any nicknames a student wishes to be called. This has led to some interesting situations, such as when a student asked to be called "Supreme Overlord" and the school had to contact their parents to confirm that this was indeed their preferred nickname. One teacher joked that they were considering asking to be called "Your Majesty" in order to assert their authority over their unruly students.

Rizzo asked the school board what they plan to do to protect LGBTQ+ teachers and students and how they plan to show they understand his concerns. The board has yet to address the issue within legal boundaries, but some teachers have come up with their own solutions. One teacher suggested that they start wearing rainbow capes to school as a show of solidarity with their LGBTQ+ students. Another teacher suggested that they start putting up posters of RuPaul in their classrooms to promote diversity and inclusivity.

A workshop called "Everyday Teaching 4 Joy & Justice" was held in West Palm Beach, Florida to help the community understand the new school legislation in Florida and how to advocate for their rights. The workshop discussed laws including the "Stop WOKE Act," the "Don't Say Gay" law, and the new law limiting the use of preferred pronouns. The event was led by Dr. Bianca Nightengale-Lee, an assistant professor in the Department of Curriculum and Instruction at Florida Atlantic University, and this was the first of a series of workshops in partnership with the bookstore.

One teacher who attended the workshop said that they learned a lot about how to navigate the new laws while still supporting their LGBTQ+ students. They said that they plan to start using code words with their students, like "rainbow" instead of "gay," in order to avoid running afoul of the new legislation. Another teacher said that they plan to start wearing rainbow socks to school as a subtle way of showing their support for LGBTQ+ rights.

Despite the challenges posed by DeSantis' new laws, Florida teachers are determined to continue fighting for their students' rights. As one teacher put it, "We may not be able to change DeSantis' mind, but we can change the hearts and minds of our students." And with a little bit of humor and creativity, they just might succeed.

'Protect my students': Florida teachers speak out on new state LGBTQ+ policies | WEAR https://weartv.com/news/nation-world/protect-my-students-florida-school-teachers-speak-out-on-new-state-lgbtq-policies-palm-beach-county-pride-clubs-gay-straight-alliance-gsa-pronouns-coming-out-lesbian-gay-transgender 

Workshop helping people navigate through Florida's new school legislation https://www.wptv.com/news/education/workshop-in-west-palm-beach-helping-people-navigate-through-floridas-new-school-legislation 

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME: COBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD EMBRACES ITS INNER WILD CHILD

CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME

COBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD EMBRACES ITS INNER WILD CHILD

In a stunning turn of events, the Cobb County school board in Georgia has officially rebranded itself as the Chaos County School Board. Yes, you read that right. Chaos is now the name of the game for this illustrious educational institution. But hey, at least they're being honest about it.

The chaos erupted at a recent school board meeting when the district decided to change its public comment procedures. As if public comment procedures weren't already confusing enough, the board decided to move the sign-up process outside, causing a frenzy of yelling, shoving, and general mayhem. It was like Black Friday shopping meets a WWE wrestling match, with parents and concerned citizens duking it out for a chance to have their voices heard.

To add insult to injury, many people showed up wearing "Replace Ragsdale" t-shirts. Superintendent Chris Ragsdale must have been feeling the love that day. But hey, who needs order and civility when you can have a good old-fashioned brawl at a school board meeting?

The meeting was called to discuss Ragsdale's leadership, or lack thereof, according to some disgruntled attendees. A "Replace Ragsdale" rally even took place beforehand, complete with catchy chants and witty signs. It was like a political campaign, but for a school board superintendent. Who knew education could be so entertaining?

But the chaos didn't stop there. Oh no, it spread like wildfire into the classrooms themselves. Take, for example, the case of Katherine Rinderle, a fifth-grade teacher who was fired for reading a book discussing gender identity to her gifted students. Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of chaos, I think of gender identity discussions in fifth-grade classrooms. It's like throwing a match into a fireworks factory.

Apparently, Georgia has a law against "divisive concepts" in the classroom. Because nothing says unity and harmony like silencing important discussions about race and identity. But hey, who needs open dialogue when you can just sweep everything under the rug and pretend it doesn't exist?

Rinderle's attorney argues that teachers statewide are receiving little guidance on what is legal under this new law. It's like they're playing a game of educational Russian roulette, never knowing if their lesson plans will land them in hot water or not. Talk about job security.

And let's not forget about Alayna Brown, the Cobb County teacher who was fired for reading "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" to her 11th-grade class. Ah yes, nothing says chaos like racial slurs in the classroom. Mark Twain would be proud.

But fear not, dear readers, for there may be hope on the horizon. Brown has appealed her termination and will have her case heard by a tribunal board later this year. It's like a courtroom drama unfolding right before our very eyes. Will she be vindicated? Will chaos prevail once again? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, let's raise a glass to the Chaos County School Board. May their reign of disorder and confusion continue to entertain us all. After all, who needs order and structure when you can have chaos? It's like a never-ending circus, and we're all just along for the wild ride.

Chaos and tension at Cobb school board meeting - Cobb County Courier https://cobbcountycourier.com/2023/09/chaos-and-tension-at-cobb-school-board-meeting/

Cobb teacher appeals termination after being fired over book | 11alive.com https://www.11alive.com/article/news/education/cobb-county-teacher-fired-reading-book-class-appeals-termination/85-eb293150-10cb-4afb-a966-4aeb78d2dbf2 

Cobb County School board votes to fire teacher over book | 11alive.com https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/cobb-county-katherine-rinderle/85-521a3666-37b3-43ad-9eac-09d482404e3c 

FROM BORROWER TO CHUM: THE SAD REALITY OF STUDENT LOANS

FROM BORROWER TO CHUM

THE SAD REALITY OF STUDENT LOANS

College Tuition Payment Plans: Loan Sharks Are Back, More Bullshit Lost in the Fine Print with Constipated Disclosures and Kafkaesque Repayment Terms

In a world where student loans have become the modern-day equivalent of swimming with hungry sharks, it's no wonder that college tuition payment plans have taken a turn for the worse. Gone are the days of simple interest rates and manageable repayment terms. Instead, we find ourselves swimming in a sea of fine print, constipated disclosures, and absurdly Kafkaesque terms that would make even the most seasoned borrower scratch their head in confusion.

But why, you may ask, do the billionaires of this world seem so intent on defunding public education and turning students into chum for the loan sharks? Well, my dear readers, it's a tale as old as time – greed, power, and a dash of sadistic pleasure in watching young minds drown in debt.

So, without further ado, let's dive into the murky waters of college tuition payment plans and explore just how ridiculous they've become. But fear not, dear readers, for we shall navigate this treacherous sea with wit and humor, because if there's one thing that can keep us afloat in this madness, it's laughter.

Ah, the loan sharks – those delightful creatures who lurk in the shadows, waiting to pounce on unsuspecting students with their predatory tactics. They may not have fins or gills, but make no mistake, they are just as dangerous as their aquatic counterparts. With interest rates that could make your head spin faster than a shark in a feeding frenzy, these loan sharks are here to remind you that swimming with them is anything but safe.

Picture this – you're sitting at your kitchen table, armed with a magnifying glass and a cup of coffee (or maybe something stronger), trying to decipher the fine print on your college tuition payment plan. As you squint your eyes and strain your brain, you can't help but wonder if you've accidentally stumbled into a Kafka novel. The terms and conditions seem to be written in a language only loan sharks and lawyers can understand. It's like trying to find your way out of a maze with no exit – frustrating, confusing, and utterly absurd.

Ah, repayment terms – those delightful little nuggets of joy that make you question your life choices. You thought you were signing up for a simple payment plan, but instead, you find yourself facing terms that would make even Franz Kafka scratch his head in confusion. From balloon payments that seem to come out of thin air to interest rates that resemble the stock market on a bad day, these repayment terms are like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone. Buckle up, dear readers, because it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Why are the billionaires defunding public education? Well, my friends, it's simple – they want to turn students into chum for the loan sharks. By dismantling public education and making it increasingly unaffordable, they ensure a steady supply of fresh meat for their predatory friends. It's a win-win situation for them – they get to line their pockets with the hard-earned money of struggling students while simultaneously ensuring a future generation that is drowning in debt. How thoughtful of them!

In this twisted game of financial survival, students have become nothing more than chum for the loan sharks. They are lured in with promises of a brighter future, only to find themselves trapped in a never-ending cycle of debt. It's like being thrown into a tank full of hungry sharks and being told to swim for your life. But fear not, dear readers, for there is hope on the horizon. With enough wit, humor, and determination, we can expose these loan sharks for what they truly are – predators who feed off the dreams and aspirations of young minds.

So, my dear readers, as we navigate these treacherous waters of college tuition payment plans, let us not lose sight of our wit and humor. For in the face of absurdity and greed, laughter is our greatest weapon. Together, we can expose the loan sharks, challenge the billionaires, and fight for a future where education is affordable and debt is not a life sentence. Stay witty, stay funny, and most importantly, stay afloat!

CFPB Report Finds College Tuition Payment Plans Can Put Student Borrowers at Risk | Consumer Financial Protection Bureau https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/cfpb-report-finds-college-tuition-payment-plans-can-put-student-borrowers-at-risk/ 

College tuition installment plans can add more debt, watchdog warns - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/09/15/college-tuition-installment-plans-risks/

MITT ROMNEY: THE WRECKENING OF AMERICA

 

MITT ROMNEY: THE WRECKENING OF AMERICA

In a shocking turn of events, Senator Mitt Romney has declared "F*ck Trump" and called for a new conservative movement to resist his fascism and madness. Yes, you read that right. The man who once groveled at Trump's feet and begged for a job in his administration has finally seen the light and decided to stand up for democracy.

Romney's new biography, "A Reckoning," by McKay Coppins, offers a candid and revealing portrait of the senator's political journey over the past few years. It's a story of highs and lows, triumphs and failures, and lots and lots of flip-flopping.

The book starts with Romney's early life and career, including his Mormon faith, his successful business ventures, and his failed presidential bids in 2008 and 2012. It's all pretty boring stuff, to be honest. But things get interesting when Romney decides to run for the Senate in 2018, hoping to be a voice of reason and conscience in a chaotic and divisive era.

At first, Romney seems like he might be the hero we need. He's critical of Trump from the get-go, calling him a "phony" and a "fraud" during the 2016 campaign. He even gives a speech in which he warns that Trump's presidency would be a disaster for America. But then, just when we think he's going to take a stand, he goes and has dinner with Trump and begs for a job as Secretary of State. What a wimp.

Romney's relationship with Trump is one of the main themes of the book. We see him go from critic to sycophant to critic again, depending on which way the wind is blowing. At one point, he even considers voting for impeachment but then chickens out at the last minute. What a spineless weasel.

But it's not just Trump that Romney has to deal with. He also has to contend with his fellow Republicans, many of whom privately share his disdain for Trump but publicly support him out of fear or ambition. Romney is constantly torn between doing what he thinks is right and not pissing off his colleagues too much. It's like watching a kid try to navigate a playground full of bullies.

One of the most interesting parts of the book is when Romney reveals his preoccupation with his own death. Apparently, he's been getting death threats from Trump's loyalists, which has made him paranoid and anxious. He even received a warning from a senior Pentagon official about right-wing extremists planning something bad on the day of Trump's rally in D.C. Romney's name had been popping up in some frightening corners of the internet, which is why the official was concerned about his safety. It's like watching a spy thriller, except the spy is an old white guy from Utah.

Despite all the drama, Romney still manages to come across as a likable guy. He's self-deprecating, funny, and genuinely concerned about the future of America. He knows that the Republican Party needs to change if it wants to survive, and he's not afraid to speak out against Trump and his followers.

In the end, Romney announces his retirement from the Senate in 2023 and calls for a new generation of leaders to emerge. He believes that there's still hope for America, that we can overcome our divisions and come together as a nation. And who knows? Maybe he's right. Maybe there is still some good left in this crazy world.

So there you have it, folks. Mitt Romney: The Wreckening of America. It's a story of courage, cowardice, and lots and lots of Mormonism. But most importantly, it's a story of hope. Hope that we can rise above our differences and build a better future for ourselves and our children. Or at least hope that Mitt Romney will stop flip-flopping so damn much.

Mitch McConnell Told Mitt Romney That Trump Is an 'Idiot:' Book https://www.businessinsider.com/mitch-mcconnell-told-mitt-romney-that-trump-is-an-idiot-2023-9 

Top GOP Senator Only Backed Trump For 1 Chilling Reason, New Book Says https://news.yahoo.com/top-gop-senator-only-backed-072629848.html 

What Mitt Romney Saw in the Senate - The Atlantic https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2023/11/mitt-romney-retiring-senate-trump-mcconnell/675306/

All the Biggest Revelations From Senator Mitt Romney’s New Book Extract https://www.thedailybeast.com/all-the-biggest-revelations-from-senator-mitt-romneys-new-book-extract  

THE DEFT DIVE

FROM BING AI

Romney: A Reckoning, a new biography of Senator Mitt Romney by McKay Coppins. This book is based on two years of exclusive interviews and access to Romney's personal journals, emails, and texts. It offers a candid and revealing portrait of one of the most influential and controversial figures in American politics today.

Here are some of the main topics covered in the book:

• - Romney's early life and career, including his Mormon faith, his successful business ventures, and his failed presidential bids in 2008 and 2012.
• - Romney's decision to run for the Senate in 2018, hoping to be a voice of reason and conscience in a chaotic and divisive era.
• - Romney's relationship with Donald Trump, from his harsh criticism of the then-candidate in 2016, to his brief flirtation with joining his administration, to his eventual role as the lone Republican senator to vote for his impeachment in 2020.
• - Romney's behind-the-scenes interactions with his fellow senators, many of whom privately shared his disdain for Trump but publicly supported him out of fear or ambition.
• - Romney's personal struggles and doubts, as he faced isolation, ridicule, and death threats from Trump's loyalists, and grappled with the question of whether he was doing the right thing for his country and his party.
• - Romney's vision for the future of America and the Republican Party, as he announced his retirement from the Senate in 2023 and called for a new generation of leaders to emerge.

Bing, 9/15/2023

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• (2) All the Biggest Revelations From Sen. Mitt Romney’s New Book Extract. https://www.thedailybeast.com/all-the-biggest-revelations-from-senator-mitt-romneys-new-book-extract.
• (3) Mitch McConnell told Mitt Romney that Trump is an 'idiot' who 'doesn't think when he says things:' book. https://www.businessinsider.com/mitch-mcconnell-told-mitt-romney-that-trump-is-an-idiot-2023-9.

JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES: JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T

 

JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES. JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T

Julie Hupp, Rocklin USD Board President and Super Christian Bible Thumping MAGA Mama, has been causing quite a stir in the education community lately. With her fervent prayers to White Jesus and her disdain for the teachers union, she's been making headlines for all the wrong reasons.

But let's take a step back and get to know Julie a little better. She's a third-grade teacher at Loomis Grammar School, where she's been teaching for three years. She's also a mother of seven, grandmother of several, and wife to a lucky man. And let's not forget her most important role: trustee of the Rocklin Unified School District board, where she was elected as president in 2020.

Now, Julie is no stranger to controversy. In fact, she seems to thrive on it. In August 2023, she posted a message on her campaign Facebook page, calling for "Christ centered, family focused parents" to join the district's advisory committees. She claimed that the district was facing an onslaught of curriculum that was "anti-God, anti-American, and anti-family," and that they needed as many "Christ centered, family focused parents" as they could get to be involved in the process.

As you can imagine, this didn't sit well with everyone. Some parents, students, and civil rights groups accused Julie of violating the separation of church and state and discriminating against students of other faiths or no faith. They argued that public schools should not endorse or favor any religion over another and that Julie's message was inappropriate and divisive.

But Julie didn't back down. She responded to the criticism by posting another message on her Facebook page, saying that she welcomed "all faiths and child-loving people" to join the advisory committees. She claimed that she was "proud of the diversity of our community" and that she wasn't trying to impose her beliefs on anyone, but rather to protect the rights of parents to have a say in their children's education.

The controversy over Julie's post came amid another dispute over the RUSD board's decision to adopt a policy that requires teachers and staff to notify parents if their children request to be identified as anything other than their biological sex. The policy was opposed by many transgender students, LGBTQ advocates, and civil liberties groups, who said that it violated the privacy and safety of transgender and gender-nonconforming youth.

But Julie and her supporters saw things differently. They argued that parents should be informed and involved in their children's gender identity issues and that the policy respected parental rights and religious values.

In leaked audio, Julie criticized the California Teachers Association (CTA) and called for more Christians to be involved in the union. She claimed that when teachers are confronted by parents to address books they deem inappropriate, their first move is to go to the union for protection. She explained that a genuine faith-based site representative would sympathize with parents who disagree with content they deem inappropriate.

Julie called for more faith-based and family-centered values to be represented in the school system. But with the CTA presiding over 310,000 members, it remains to be seen how much sway Julie will have.

So there you have it: Julie Hupp, Rocklin USD Board President and Super Christian Bible Thumping MAGA Mama. Love her or hate her, you can't deny that she's making waves in the education community. And who knows? Maybe one day we'll all be praying to White Jesus in every classroom.

California school board president rips state's teachers union, calls for 'more faith-based site reps' | Fox News https://www.foxnews.com/media/california-school-board-president-states-teachers-union-calls-more-faith-based-site-reps 

Big Education Ape: ROCKLIN SCHOOL BOARD PRES CALLS ON WHITE JESUS TO SAVE THE DISTRICT: FILM AT 11 https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/rocklin-school-board-pres-calls-on.html 

THE DEFT DIVE

FROM BING AI

Here is some information about Julie Leavens Hupp, the president of the Rocklin Unified School District board, and the controversy surrounding her:

• - Julie Leavens Hupp is a teacher at Loomis Grammar School, where she has taught third grade for three years⁶. She has seven children, several grandchildren, and a husband⁶. She is also a trustee of the Rocklin Unified School District (RUSD) board, and was elected as its president in 2020⁷.
• - In August 2023, Hupp posted a message on her campaign Facebook page, calling for "Christ centered, family focused parents" to join the district's advisory committees, which help select school curricula¹². She said that the district was facing "an onslaught of curriculum that is anti-God, anti-American, and anti-family" and that "we need as many Christ centered, family focused parents as we can get to be involved in this process" ⁵.
• - Hupp's post sparked backlash from some parents, students, and civil rights groups, who accused her of violating the separation of church and state and discriminating against students of other faiths or no faith¹²³⁴. They argued that public schools should not endorse or favor any religion over another, and that Hupp's message was inappropriate and divisive¹²³⁴.
• - Hupp responded to the criticism by posting another message on her Facebook page, saying that she welcomed "all faiths and child-loving people" to join the advisory committees, and that she was "proud of the diversity of our community" ⁵. She also said that she was not trying to impose her beliefs on anyone, but rather to protect the rights of parents to have a say in their children's education⁵.
• - The controversy over Hupp's post came amid another dispute over the RUSD board's decision to adopt a policy that requires teachers and staff to notify parents if their children request to be identified as anything other than their biological sex⁹ [^10^] ¹¹. The policy, which was passed by a 4-1 vote in September 2023, was opposed by many transgender students, LGBTQ advocates, and civil liberties groups, who said that it violated the privacy and safety of transgender and gender-nonconforming youth⁹ [^10^] ¹¹. The policy was also challenged by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, who filed a lawsuit against another school district with a similar policy and said that he would not tolerate any policy that "perpetuates discrimination, harassment, or exclusion within our educational institutions" ¹¹.
• - The RUSD board's decision to adopt the policy was supported by some conservative Christians and other parents, who said that it respected parental rights and religious values⁹ [^10^] ¹¹. They argued that parents should be informed and involved in their children's gender identity issues, and that the policy did not prevent students from expressing themselves or accessing support services⁹ [^10^] ¹¹.

Bing, 9/14/2023

• (1) Hello parents and families! – Julie Leavens-Hupp – Loomis Grammar School. https://loomisgrammar.loomis-usd.k12.ca.us/apps/pages/index.jsp?uREC_ID=128665&type=u&pREC_ID=525974.
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• (3) Rocklin school board president faces controversy over calls for .... https://www.cbsnews.com/sacramento/news/rocklin-school-board-president-faces-controversy-over-calls-for-religion-in-curriculum/.
• (4) Rocklin school board president faces controversy over calls for .... https://abc17news.com/cnn-regional/2023/08/28/rocklin-school-board-president-faces-controversy-over-calls-for-religion-in-curriculum/.
• (5) Julie Leavens Hupp - Rocklin School Board Trustee - Facebook. https://www.facebook.com/JulieRUSD/.
• (6) California school district president sparks controversy - KYMA. https://kyma.com/news/california-news/2023/08/28/california-school-district-president-sparks-controversy/.
• (7) Rocklin school board president calls for Christ in education | The .... https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/op-ed/article278757329.html.
• (8) Rocklin Unified School District votes to approve policy requiring teachers to notify parents of child's transgender identity. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/rocklin-unified-school-district-votes-to-approve-policy-requiring-teachers-to-notify-parents-of-childs-transgender-identity/ar-AA1gmruG.
• (9) Rocklin school officials approve divisive transgender identity policy; AG Bonta slams decision. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/rocklin-school-officials-approve-divisive-transgender-identity-policy-ag-bonta-slams-decision/ar-AA1gmpVE.
• (10) Rocklin school board passes parental notification policy after protest, hours of public comment. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/rocklin-school-board-passes-parental-notification-policy-after-protest-hours-of-public-comment/ar-AA1golPE.
• (11) California school board president condemned for asking 'Christ ... - WHAM. https://13wham.com/news/nation-world/california-school-board-president-condemned-for-asking-christ-centered-parents-to-join-committees-rocklin-unified-school-district-julie-leavens-hupp-trustee-advisory-curriculum.
• (12) Rocklin Unified School District - Home. https://www.rocklinusd.org/.
• (13) What's next for Rocklin Unified's transgender notification policy?. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/whats-next-for-rocklin-unifieds-transgender-notification-policy/ar-AA1gpfHr.
• (14) Rocklin Unified School District Board Policy. https://rhs.rocklinusd.org/subsites/Yearbook/documents/BoardPolicies.pdf.
• (15) Teaching About Religion - California Teachers Association. https://www.cta.org/educator/posts/teaching-about-religion.
• (16) Religion in the Public Schools | Pew Research Center. https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2019/10/03/religion-in-the-public-schools-2019-update/.
• (17) California Charter Schools – What the Law Says Pertaining to Religious .... https://fpmca.org/california-chart-schools-what-the-law-says-pertaining-to-religious-instruction/.
• (18) SOCIAL SCIENCE FRAMEWORK - California Department of Education. https://www.cde.ca.gov/ci/hs/cf/documents/hssappendixf.pdf.
• (19) Laws & Regulations - Resources (CA Dept of Education). https://www.cde.ca.gov/re/lr/.

BUTTERFLY PAVILIONS EVERYWHERE FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES AS MAGA MADNESS SPREADS

BUTTERFLY PAVILIONS EVERYWHERE FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES AS MAGA MADNESS SPREADS

National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and what better way to celebrate than with some good ol' MAGA madness? Yes, you heard that right. In the latest episode of "As the Trump World Turns," U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen has agreed with Texas and eight other states suing to stop the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. And what's the best way to commemorate this occasion? By spraying bug spray in the butterfly pavilion, of course! Because nothing says "I don't like immigrants" like killing innocent butterflies.

But why butterflies, you ask? Well, apparently, they are a symbol that represents the DACA kids' struggle. You know, because just like butterflies, they too have undergone a metamorphosis. They came to this country as caterpillars, and now they are beautiful, resilient, and contributing members of society. But unlike butterflies, they don't have wings to fly away from their problems. Instead, they have to fight tooth and nail to stay in this country that they call home.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But wait, isn't DACA a good thing? Doesn't it protect young immigrants from deportation and allow them to work and study in the U.S.?" Well, yes, it does. But who needs logic and reason when you can have fear-mongering and xenophobia?

In all seriousness, though, the DACA program has been a lifeline for hundreds of thousands of young immigrants who were brought to this country as children. It has allowed them to pursue their dreams, contribute to their communities, and live without fear of being deported to a country they barely know. But despite its many benefits, DACA has faced numerous legal challenges and political uncertainty.

The recent ruling by Judge Hanen is just the latest chapter in this saga. And while it may not spell the end of the program just yet, it does raise some serious questions about its future. Will the Supreme Court uphold DACA once again? Will Congress finally pass comprehensive immigration reform? Or will we continue to live in a world where butterflies are seen as a threat?

Only time will tell. But in the meantime, let's all take a moment to appreciate the beauty and resilience of these winged creatures. And maybe lay off the bug spray for a while. After all, we wouldn't want to accidentally kill any Dreamers in the process.

As for the fate of DACA, well, that remains to be seen. But one thing's for sure: as long as there are butterflies out there, there will always be someone willing to fight them. So keep your eyes peeled, America. The bug spray-wielding vigilante may be coming to a park near you.

Federal judge again declares that DACA is illegal : NPR https://www.npr.org/2023/09/14/1199428038/federal-judge-again-declares-that-daca-is-illegal 

THE DEFT DIVE

FROM BING AI

Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA, is a policy that grants temporary protection from deportation and work authorization to certain undocumented immigrants who came to the United States as children. It was created by the Obama administration in 2012 and has since benefited over 800,000 young people, known as Dreamers[^10^]. However, DACA does not provide a pathway to citizenship or permanent legal status, and it faces legal challenges and political uncertainty.

DACA has had positive impacts on the lives of its recipients and the U.S. economy. According to various studies, DACA has enabled Dreamers to pursue higher education, find better jobs, increase their earnings, access health insurance, establish credit, buy cars and homes, and contribute to tax revenues¹¹¹²¹⁴. DACA has also improved the mental health and well-being of its beneficiaries and their families[^10^].

However, DACA also has limitations and challenges. DACA recipients still face barriers to accessing federal financial aid, in-state tuition, and professional licenses in some states¹³¹⁴. They also live with the fear of losing their status and being separated from their loved ones, as the Trump administration attempted to end the program in 2017 and a federal court ruled it illegal in 2021[^10^] ¹¹. The Supreme Court is currently reviewing the legality of DACA, and its future depends on the outcome of the case and the actions of Congress[^10^].

DACA is a complex and controversial issue that affects millions of people in the United States. It offers hope and opportunity for many young immigrants, but it also leaves them in a precarious and temporary situation. 

Bing, 9/14/2023

• (1) Study tracks DACA’s benefits, limitations for undocumented. https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/11/study-tracks-dacas-benefits-limitations-for-undocumented/.
• (2) DACA at Year Three: Challenges and Opportunities in Accessing Higher .... https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/daca-year-three-challenges-and-opportunities-accessing-higher-education-and-employment.
• (3) Economic Benefits of the DACA Program | Davis & Associates. https://gldlaw.com/economic-benefits-daca-program/.
• (4) Challenges and Opportunities Facing DACA Recipients. https://www.boundless.com/research/challenges-and-opportunities-facing-daca-recipients/.
• (5) How DACA is Impacting the Lives of Those Who are Now DACAmented. https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/how-daca-impacting-lives-those-who-are-now-dacamented.
• (6) Consideration of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA). https://www.uscis.gov/DACA.
• (7) Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) | USAGov. https://www.usa.gov/daca.
• (8) Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA): An Overview. https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/deferred-action-childhood-arrivals-daca-overview.
• (9) Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals - Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_Action_for_Childhood_Arrivals.
• (10) What is the history and current status of DACA?. https://www.carecen-la.org/what_is_the_history_and_current_status_of_daca.
• (11) DACA/DAPA | American Immigration Council. https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/topics/daca-dapa.
• (12) DACA News & Updates 2023 | USAHello. https://usahello.org/immigration/daca-news/.
• (13) DACA program application requirements in 2023 | Curbelo Law. https://curbelolaw.com/daca-application-requirements/.
• (14) Guide to the DACA Application Process | BestColleges. https://www.bestcolleges.com/resources/undocumented-students/daca-application-guide/.
• (15) Getty Images. https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/deferred-action-fo-childhood-arrivals-on-page-with-royalty-free-image/1045792266.

FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH: VIVA LA CULTURA

FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

 VIVA LA CULTURA

National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and it's time to celebrate the incredible culture and contributions of our Hispanic friends! So grab your sombrero and get ready for a fiesta of fun facts and witty observations.

First off, did you know that there are a whopping 62.1 million people of Hispanic origin in the United States? That's like a whole lot of tacos! And get this, they make up 18.7% of the nation's total population. That's a spicy statistic right there!

But wait, it gets even better. The Hispanic population grew by a whopping 23% from 2010 to 2020. It's like they're multiplying faster than churros at a county fair! And guess where the fastest growth was? In the South, y'all! The number of Hispanics in the South increased by 33%. Looks like they've got a thing for sweet tea and southern hospitality.

Now let's talk about diversity, because the Hispanic population is as diverse as a salsa bar. We're talking about people from over 20 different countries or regions represented in the 2020 Census. That's more flavors than Ben & Jerry's ice cream! The largest groups were Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, and Salvadorans. They're like a Latin United Nations, bringing all the flavor to the party!

And did you know that Hispanics are young at heart? Their median age in 2020 was 29.8 years, compared to 38.4 years for the total population. They're practically aging in reverse, like Benjamin Button but with better dance moves. And speaking of dance moves, have you seen their salsa skills? It's like they were born with rhythm in their blood.

But it's not just about dancing and having a good time. Hispanics also know how to make their voices heard. In the November 2020 election, 38.8% of eligible Hispanic voters cast their ballot. That's a 10 percentage point increase from the previous election. Looks like they're not just bringing the salsa, but also making sure their voices are heard in the political arena.

Now let's talk business, because Hispanics are not just here to party. According to the 2019 American Community Survey, there were 4.7 million Hispanic-owned businesses in the United States. That's a whole lot of entrepreneurship and spicy flavors hitting the market! And get this, these businesses generated a whopping $800 billion in annual revenue. That's enough guacamole to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool!

But it's not just about business success. Hispanics are also rocking it in education and healthcare. About 19% of them have a bachelor's degree or higher. They're like the scholars of salsa! And 17% of Hispanics work in healthcare and social assistance occupations. They're not just bringing the flavor, but also taking care of our health. Talk about multi-talented!

Now let's talk money, because we all want to know who's bringing home the bacon. The median household income for Hispanics is $56,113. That's enough to buy a whole lot of tacos and salsa! And the poverty rate is 15.7%. They're not just spicing up our lives, but also making sure they're financially secure.

So there you have it, folks. National Hispanic Heritage Month is a time to celebrate the incredible culture and contributions of our Hispanic friends. They're diverse, young at heart, politically engaged, entrepreneurial, educated, and financially successful. They're like a piñata filled with awesomeness!

So let's raise our margaritas and toast to our Hispanic amigos and amigas. Here's to their spicy flavors, their vibrant culture, and their incredible contributions to our nation. ¡Salud!

National Hispanic Heritage Month Explained Kids News Article https://www.dogonews.com/2023/9/13/national-hispanic-heritage-month-explained 

How Hispanic Heritage Month Became a Thing https://salud-america.org/how-hispanic-heritage-month-became-a-thing/ 

Austin's vibrant tribute to Hispanic Heritage Month: From Mexico's Independence Day to a month-long cultural celebration | KEYE https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/austins-vibrant-tribute-to-hispanic-heritage-month-from-mexicos-independence-day-to-a-month-long-cultural-celebration 

THE DEFT DIVE

FROM BING AI

National Hispanic Heritage Month is a time to celebrate the culture and contributions of Americans who trace their roots to Spain, Mexico, Central America, South America and the Spanish-speaking nations of the Caribbean. Here are some statistics that highlight the diversity and achievements of this population group:

• - According to the 2020 Census, there were **62.1 million** people of Hispanic origin in the United States as of April 1, 2020, making up **18.7%** of the nation's total population¹. This was an increase of **23%** from the 2010 Census, when there were **50.5 million** Hispanics².
• - The Hispanic population grew in every region of the country between 2010 and 2020, but the fastest growth was in the South, where the number of Hispanics increased by **33%**, from **18.8 million** to **25 million**¹. The states with the largest Hispanic populations in 2020 were California (**15.6 million**), Texas (**11.5 million**), Florida (**5.8 million**) and New York (**3.8 million**)¹.
• - The Hispanic population was also very diverse in terms of origin, with people from more than **20 different countries or regions** represented in the 2020 Census³. The largest groups were Mexicans (**36.6 million**), Puerto Ricans (**5.9 million**), Cubans (**2.3 million**) and Salvadorans (**2.2 million**)³.
• - The Hispanic population was also very young, with a median age of **29.8 years** in 2020, compared to **38.4 years** for the total population¹. About **25.7%** of Hispanics were under 18 years old, and only **7%** were 65 years or older¹.
• - The Hispanic population had a high level of civic engagement, with **38.8%** of eligible voters casting a ballot in the November 2020 election⁴. This was an increase of **10 percentage points** from the November 2016 election, when **28.6%** of eligible Hispanic voters voted⁴.
• - The Hispanic population also made significant contributions to the economy, education, health care and other sectors of society. According to the 2019 American Community Survey, there were **4.7 million** Hispanic-owned businesses in the United States, generating **$800 billion** in annual revenue⁵. About **19%** of Hispanics had a bachelor's degree or higher, and **17%** worked in health care and social assistance occupations⁵. The median household income for Hispanics was **$56,113**, and the poverty rate was **15.7%**⁵.

Bing, 9/14/2023

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• (2) Hispanic Heritage Month 2021 - Census.gov. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/facts-for-features/2021/hispanic-heritage-month.html.
• (3) National Hispanic Heritage Month: Fact Sheet - CRS Reports. https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/R44191.
• (4) Honoring Hispanic Heritage and Celebrating Fall Fun With Census Bureau. https://www.census.gov/programs-surveys/sis/about/newsroom/sis-newsletters/september-2023.html.
• (5) National Hispanic Heritage Month: Sept. 15-Oct. 15, 2023 - Census.gov. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/stories/hispanic-heritage-month.html.
• (6) Hispanic Heritage Month: 2023 - Census.gov. https://www.census.gov/newsroom/facts-for-features/2023/hispanic-heritage-month.html.

INEQUITY IN EDUCATION A PROBLEM SO FUNNY IT'S SAD

INEQUITY IN EDUCATION

A PROBLEM SO FUNNY IT'S SAD

Ah, educational equity. The elusive yet crucial goal of our education system. We all know that every student deserves a fair shot, but how do we make that a reality? Well, according to the Equity in Education Dashboard, we're not doing so hot. There are disparities based on race/ethnicity, socioeconomic status, and more. But fear not, my fellow educators! I have a solution that could, maybe, hopefully work.

First off, let's talk about professional development. We're spending over $20 billion annually on it, yet we're not measuring its impact? That's like going to the gym every day and not checking if you're actually getting stronger. It's time to hold our professional development accountable. We need metrics and evidence to ensure that our training is actually making a difference.

Now, I know what you're thinking. How do we measure the impact of professional development? Well, I have a brilliant idea. We'll call it the "Dancing Teacher Test." Here's how it works: after every professional development session, the teachers must perform a choreographed dance routine in front of their students. If the students are impressed and give a standing ovation, then the professional development was a success! If the students are confused and ask why their teacher is doing the Macarena, then it's back to the drawing board.

But wait, there's more! We can't just rely on professional development to solve all of our equity problems. We need to build better pipelines for recruiting teachers of color and create workplace cultures that encourage them to stay. And I have just the solution for that too: mandatory dance parties.

Every Friday afternoon, all teachers must gather in the staff lounge for a dance party. We'll play some upbeat music, break out the disco ball, and have some fun. This will create a positive and inclusive workplace culture that encourages teachers of color to stay and thrive.

Now, I know what you're thinking. How will this solve our equity problems? Well, hear me out. Dancing is a universal language. It brings people together regardless of their race, ethnicity, or socioeconomic status. By dancing together, we'll break down barriers and create a more inclusive environment for everyone.

So there you have it, folks. The Dancing Teacher Test and mandatory dance parties. It may sound silly, but sometimes the silliest ideas are the ones that work. Let's dance our way to educational equity!

Annual Reports and Information Staff (Annual Reports) - Equity in Education https://nces.ed.gov/programs/equity/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsflash 

As US schools become more diverse, patchwork equity efforts fall short https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2023/09/14/flawed-equity-efforts-us-schools-teachers/70679911007/ 

Professional development for teachers: These players dominate https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2023/09/14/equity-professional-development-for-teachers/70801844007/ 

How Our Affiliates are Fighting for Education Equity https://www.aclu.org/news/free-speech/how-our-affiliates-are-fighting-for-education-equity 

LIBRARIANS THE REAL SUPERHEROES IN A MAGA WORLD ARE UNDER ATTACK

 

LIBRARIANS THE REAL SUPERHEROES IN A MAGA WORLD ARE UNDER ATTACK

In a world where knowledge is power and books are the gateways to infinite wisdom, there exists a group of unsung heroes who tirelessly dedicate their lives to the preservation and dissemination of information. They are the librarians, the guardians of public knowledge, and they are under attack. But fear not, dear readers, for this is no ordinary battle. It is a battle of wits, a battle of words, and above all, a battle that will be fought with humor and wit.

The city of Oakland, known for its vibrant culture and progressive values, is home to a group of librarians who have recently found themselves feeling "more unsafe" than ever before. According to an internal report obtained by The Oaklandside, these fearless warriors of literature have been subjected to verbal abuse and threatening interactions. But let's not dwell on the negative, for even in the face of adversity, our librarians remain resolute and unyielding.

Commissioned by the library system in June 2022, the report was conducted by an Oakland-based mediation consultant. Its findings were both enlightening and concerning. Some library staff members considered the abuse they faced as "part of the job". Now, I don't know about you, but if my job description included being insulted and threatened on a regular basis, I would seriously reconsider my career choices. But not our librarians! They have chosen to stand tall, armed with knowledge and armed with humor.

The report also identified a lack of training for employees dealing with patrons experiencing mental health and other crises. Now, I'm no expert, but I would assume that training in psychology and crisis intervention was not part of the librarian job description. And yet, our brave librarians have taken on this responsibility with grace and aplomb. They have become masters of empathy, experts in diffusing tense situations with a well-timed joke or a witty retort.

But it's not just the lack of training that our librarians face. They also need better support from upper management. Imagine fighting battles on multiple fronts - battling against lawmakers seeking to ban books and reduce funding, and fending off far-right extremists who have targeted LGBTQ+ literature and events. It's like being a superhero without a cape or a sidekick. But fear not, dear readers, for our librarians are not alone. They have the support of their fellow book lovers, their loyal patrons, and the power of humor on their side.

Now, let's take a moment to appreciate the irony of this situation. Libraries, the very institutions that are meant to promote free thought and open dialogue, are under attack by those who seek to suppress knowledge and control information. It's like going to a comedy show and demanding that all jokes be censored. It's like going to a buffet and demanding that only one type of cuisine be served. It's like going to a library and demanding that only one perspective be allowed. It's absurd!

But fear not, dear readers, for our librarians are here to save the day. Armed with their encyclopedic knowledge and their quick wit, they are ready to face any challenge that comes their way.

So let us raise our metaphorical glasses to these brave warriors of knowledge, these defenders of free thought. Let us celebrate their resilience, their humor, and their unwavering commitment to the pursuit of truth. And let us remember that in the battle between ignorance and enlightenment, it is our librarians who will always emerge victorious.

Long live the librarians! Long live public knowledge! And long live laughter in the face of adversity!

Oakland librarians feel ‘more unsafe’ than ever, internal report says https://oaklandside.org/2023/09/12/oakland-public-libraries-security-safety-report/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjC7yZsLMP_TswMw5e3QAQ&utm_content=rundown 

RESTORATIVE JUSTICE: BECAUSE HUGS ARE BETTER THAN HANDCUFFS

RESTORATIVE JUSTICE

BECAUSE HUGS ARE BETTER THAN HANDCUFFS

Who knew that the solution to ending the school to prison pipeline was as simple as implementing restorative practices? Apparently, the University of Chicago Education Lab did, and they have the data to back it up.

In a recent study, it was found that moving away from suspensions and towards restorative practices has led to a significant reduction in suspensions and arrests for student misconduct. And who benefits the most from this shift? None other than our beloved Black CPS teens.

Yes, you read that right. The same group of students who have historically been targeted by the school to prison pipeline are now reaping the benefits of a more inclusive and understanding approach to discipline.

But what exactly are restorative practices, you may ask? Well, it's simple. Instead of punishing students for their misbehavior, restorative practices aim to help them understand the consequences of their actions and repair any harm that may have been caused.

It's like a time-out, but instead of sitting in a corner and thinking about what you've done, you actually get to talk it out with the people you've affected. And let's be real, who wouldn't want that?

Not only does this approach lead to fewer suspensions and arrests, but it also improves the overall school climate. Students are more likely to feel heard and understood, which in turn leads to a more positive learning environment.

And let's not forget about our elementary school students. The study's authors found that restorative practices were just as effective in these younger grades as they were in high school.

So there you have it folks. The solution to ending the school to prison pipeline isn't more punishment, it's more understanding. Who knew that being nice could actually work?

And if you're still not convinced, just think about all the hilarious conversations that will ensue during these restorative practice sessions. I mean, can you imagine a group of middle schoolers trying to repair harm through humor? The possibilities are endless.

So let's give a round of applause to the University of Chicago Education Lab for proving that sometimes the best solution is also the funniest.

Black CPS teens benefit from restorative practices | WBEZ Chicago https://www.wbez.org/stories/black-cps-teens-benefit-most-from-shift-from-suspensions-toward-restorative-practices/fc68a9bd-ba33-41e5-ba1c-a6fa18752083 

Big Education Ape: EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT RESTORATIVE JUSTICE BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/07/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about.html 

Big Education Ape: RAND study shows 'restorative practices' have positive effect on Pittsburgh Public Schools | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2018/10/rand-study-shows-restorative-practices.html 

Big Education Ape: Sowing Empathy and Justice in Schools Through Restorative Practices | NEA Today https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2014/06/sowing-empathy-and-justice-in-schools.html 

FLORIDA'S NEW TEACHER CONDUCT STANDARDS: A BALL OF MAGA CONFUSION

 

FLORIDA'S NEW TEACHER CONDUCT STANDARDS

A BALL OF MAGA CONFUSION 

In a recent move that has left many educators scratching their heads, the state of Florida has introduced a set of new professional conduct standards for teachers. These guidelines include a laundry list of prohibitions that range from the absurd to the downright offensive.

First on the list: don't say gay. Yes, you read that right. Teachers in Florida are now forbidden from even mentioning the word "gay" in their classrooms. Apparently, the state believes that acknowledging the existence of LGBTQ+ people is just too much for our delicate young minds to handle.

But it doesn't stop there. Teachers are also banned from using any nicknames for their students, no matter how endearing they may be. So if you've been calling little Timmy "T-Bone" all year, you better watch out.

And if you thought that was bad, get ready for this: teachers are now required to use the correct pronouns for their students, regardless of their gender identity. That's right, folks. In Florida, acknowledging someone's gender identity is now a punishable offense.

But wait, there's more! Florida teachers are also forbidden from teaching any history that might make white kids feel bad. That means no discussion of slavery, Jim Crow laws, or any other uncomfortable truths about America's past.

And if you thought climate change was a hot-button issue before, just wait until you hear this: teachers in Florida are now banned from teaching about it altogether. Apparently, the state believes that acknowledging the existence of climate change is just too controversial.

But perhaps the most ridiculous prohibition on this list is the ban on anything "woke." That's right, folks. In Florida, being aware of social and political issues is now a punishable offense.

And just in case you thought this couldn't get any more absurd, there's also a ban on Drag Queen Story Hour. Because apparently, reading a book to children while dressed in drag is just too scandalous for Florida's delicate sensibilities.

So what happens if a teacher violates any of these guidelines? According to Christie Gold from Hillsborough school district's HR department and the state's Educational Practices Commission, disciplinary measures could range from warnings to termination. But no penalty guidelines have been attached to the new language, leaving educators uncertain about the consequences of their actions.

The issue is further complicated by lawsuits related to the 2022 Florida law that restricts instruction about gender identity and sexual orientation in schools. Rob Kriete, the president of Hillsborough Classroom Teachers Association, believes that the laws and updated guidelines are part of a campaign to privatize education, making unions more important than ever before.

School district leaders in Florida are struggling to comply with these new education laws regarding gender issues, sex, library books, and race. The rules are vaguely worded, directives keep changing, and guidance from state officials is confusing. This confusion and dysfunction have bred mistrust among educators.

School district officials and educators in Florida are frustrated by the lack of clarity on compliance for topics like book selection, AP psychology, and gender identity lessons. The strained relationships between districts and the Department of Education have made it difficult for teachers to navigate these new guidelines.

The state officials of Florida have introduced a new version of the Principles of Professional Conduct for teachers that includes six new restrictions, adding to the existing laws and rules that govern classroom content. Teachers are becoming increasingly anxious about what they can say in their classrooms, and the penalties for any violations have become much tougher.

In conclusion, Florida's new teacher conduct standards are a ball of MAGA confusion. These guidelines are not only absurd but also offensive to many educators and students. It's time for the state to rethink these restrictions and start focusing on creating an inclusive and welcoming learning environment for all.

Educators: Penalties for violating new conduct guidelines are unclear | WUSF Public Media https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu/education/2023-09-13/new-professional-conduct-florida-guidelines-teachers-penalties-breaking-unclear 

Florida teachers face stiffer sanctions over classroom restrictions https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2023/09/11/florida-teachers-face-stiffer-sanctions-over-classroom-restrictions/ 

Florida’s new edicts on schools keep changing, and locals are confused https://www.tampabay.com/news/education/2023/09/13/floridas-new-edicts-schools-keep-changing-locals-are-confused/ 

Big Education Ape: MAGA MADNESS FLORIDA TEACHERS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/maga-madness-florida-teachers-caught-in.html 

WHEN BILLIONAIRES FUND 'MAGIC' CHARTER SCHOOL RESEARCH

WHEN BILLIONAIRES FUND 'MAGIC' CHARTER SCHOOL RESEARCH 

Ah, charter schools. The beloved darling of the billionaire class. They're like a shiny new toy that the super-rich just can't resist playing with. And why not? They get to feel like they're doing something good for society while also getting to pat themselves on the back for being so darn smart. It's a win-win!

But here's the thing: when billionaires fund research into charter schools, they miraculously always seem to get the exact results they paid for. It's like magic! And boy, is that some well-spent money.

Take, for example, a recent report by the National Education Policy Center. The report details the flaws in research conducted by pro-charter think tanks and academic departments. According to the report, these studies often claim that charters are underfunded compared to their district public school counterparts. But as it turns out, these claims are based on some seriously flawed methodology.

For one thing, these studies often compare individual schools to other individual schools, rather than looking at entire districts as a unit of analysis. This is like comparing apples to oranges, except even less useful. Additionally, these studies often make invalid comparisons of student populations and functions between charters and district public schools. And let's not forget about the unaccounted for charter revenues!

But fear not, dear reader. The National Education Policy Center has provided a handy guide for stakeholders to evaluate the accuracy and transparency of research. Because let's face it, we wouldn't want to make any decisions based on unsound research that could negatively impact district schools and state budgets.

So why do billionaires love charter schools so much? Well, for one thing, it's a way for them to feel like they're making a difference in the world without actually having to pay their fair share in taxes. And let's not forget about the ego boost they get from having their name plastered all over a shiny new charter school building.

But the real reason they love charter schools so much? Because they get to control them. That's right, when you're a billionaire, you get to play school superintendent. And who wouldn't want that kind of power?

Of course, there are some pesky little things like accountability and oversight that get in the way of total control. But hey, that's what all that "magic" research is for, right? To make sure that everything goes exactly according to plan.

So let's raise a glass to all the billionaires out there who are funding "magic" charter school research. Because without them, we might actually have to rely on sound evidence-based research to make decisions about education policy. And where's the fun in that?

Evaluating Research That Alleges Funding Disparities Between Charter and District Schools | National Education Policy Center https://nepc.colorado.edu/publication/funding-disparities 

CURMUDGUCATION: Report: The Flaws In Charter Funding Research https://curmudgucation.blogspot.com/2023/09/report-flaws-in-charter-funding-research.html 

Big Education Ape: RESEARCH MISCONDUCT: HOW STATE DEFUNDING AND PRIVATIZATION IS MAKING FOOLS OF US ALL https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/research-misconduct-how-state-defunding.html