GOV. DESANTIS DR LADAPO SAY VACCINES ARE FOR LOSERS: NEVER BE WOKE AGAIN
In a recent press conference, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proudly announced that he has finally found someone dumber than himself. And who might this person be, you ask? None other than his very own state's surgeon general, Dr. Joseph "Kevorkian" Ladapo.
Yes, you read that correctly. The man responsible for the health and well-being of millions of Floridians is being touted by DeSantis as the poster child for stupidity. It's almost as if the governor is trying to outdo himself in the realm of absurdity.
But wait, it gets even better. DeSantis and Ladapo are now encouraging residents to ignore public health advice and avoid new vaccines targeting a resurgence of Covid-19. Because who needs science and logic when you can just wing it and hope for the best, right?
Democratic leaders in Florida are understandably up in arms over the governor's blatant disregard for the safety of his constituents. They've accused him of hypocrisy and warned that Covid-19 deaths are inevitable in the state if people continue to listen to DeSantis and Ladapo's nonsensical advice.
It's hard to imagine how much more bizarre DeSantis's brand of MAGA can get, but somehow he manages to top himself every day. It's almost as if he's playing a game of "how many outrageous things can I say before people stop taking me seriously?"
Well, Governor DeSantis, we hate to break it to you, but we stopped taking you seriously a long time ago. Your constant pandering to the MAGA base has turned you into a caricature of yourself. It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you know it's going to end badly, but you can't look away.
So, what's next on the agenda for DeSantis and Ladapo? Perhaps they'll suggest that Floridians start drinking bleach to ward off Covid-19. Or maybe they'll recommend that everyone just hold their breaths until the virus magically disappears.
One thing's for sure - we're all in for a wild ride as long as these two are at the helm. Buckle up, folks. It's going to be a bumpy one.
DeSantis backs Florida surgeon general in urging residents against new Covid vaccines | Florida | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/09/florida-covid-vaccines-desantis-joseph-ladapo
