Christmas Eve Can Kill You (Trump & Elon Parody)
(To the tune of The Everly Brothers' "Christmas Eve Can Kill You")
Verse 1
The snow is falling heavy, but I’m tweeting through the night,
I’m the greatest Christmas hero, making Christmas Eve so bright.
Elon’s got the rockets ready, Mars is looking like a plan,
But Amazon’s on strike, and I’m building walls again.
Chorus
Christmas Eve can thrill you,
When you're Donald, it’s all true.
With shutdowns and no immigrants,
This Christmas Eve’s brand new.
Verse 2
Elon’s driving Cybertrucks, he says, “We’ll save the world,”
But unions hate the billionaires, and chaos is unfurled.
The government is shutting down, the Grinch is here to stay,
But I’m the best at Christmas deals, just ask Santa—he’ll obey.
Chorus
Christmas Eve can chill you,
When the markets crash on cue.
No Bezos gifts, no border shifts,
This Christmas Eve’s all me and you.
Bridge
I see immigrants fleeing, but I’m saying, “Turn around!”
The stockings are for patriots, no room for other towns.
Elon’s building tunnels, and Twitter’s on a spree,
We’re making Christmas great again, the Trump-Musk legacy!
Verse 3
The reindeer are on strike now, their union’s taking hold,
But I’ve got SpaceX rockets flying gifts of gold.
The elves are working overtime, the North Pole’s MAGA too,
And if you’re not on our list, well, there’s no Christmas for you.
Chorus
Christmas Eve can thrill you,
If you’re rich and in the crew.
With shutdowns and no immigrants,
This Christmas Eve’s brand new.
Outro
So Merry MAGA Christmas, from the Donald and the Musk,
We’re ruling over Christmas Eve, in capitalism we trust.
The snow is falling heavy, but the rockets light the way,
It’s a Trump-Musk Christmas miracle, the MAGA holiday!
