10³ (My 1,000th Post and Running)
Muhammad Ali, Running
Last night starts off with you telling the world that you have no idea what you’re going to write for your 1,000th post. Do you bunt it and just write “This is my 1000th post?” Do you try to hit a homerun with a colossal montage of highlights and achievements since the first time you ever attempted hitting “Publish” on your WordPress screen?No. You post incessantly on your two Facebook pages and your Twitter page, play with your son, talk to your lady, and try to ignore the itch of the inevitable.
One of your Facebook statuses mentions voting, and one of your former and very disaffected students decides to re-send you information about Ron Paul and Gary Johnson, re-re-sends it to you over IM, and charges you with voting for Barack Obama, a sin amongst the conspiratorial YouTube scholars. Of course, you reply that you’ve