10³ (My 1,000th Post and Running)

No. You post incessantly on your two Facebook pages and your Twitter page, play with your son, talk to your lady, and try to ignore the itch of the inevitable.
One of your Facebook statuses mentions voting, and one of your former and very disaffected students decides to re-send you information about Ron Paul and Gary Johnson, re-re-sends it to you over IM, and charges you with voting for Barack Obama, a sin amongst the conspiratorial YouTube scholars. Of course, you reply that you’ve