Latest News and Comment from Education

Friday, June 22, 2012

DIARY OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER!: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy

DIARY OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHER!: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy:


HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy

 I walked into the copy room and this was sitting on a table with the words: "This is a must READ :)". I agree, and I think it is also a "Must SHARE!" I Googled it and realized it has been around for years, but I got a laugh out of most of them!:)
  1. You get a secret thrill out of laminating things.
  2. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
  3. You walk into a store and hear the words, "It's Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted.
  4. You have 25 people who  accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
  5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.
  6. You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period.
  7. You start saving other people's trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or