Teacher’s Guide to a New Year’s Revolution
Being an overview of the latest title from TWP, soon to be on bookshelves across the country
The day before returning to school in January, most public school teachers A) question their sanity, B) stock up on gin, C) update the resume, or D) start planning the revolution. Resolutions are for failures and motivational speakers.
Step One in the revolution: Get Oprah on board.
With her new network just starting up, Oprah will need some help with her programming. Teachers, unite! Infiltrate the ranks from every angle—writing, editing, stuntwork (those of you from the South, chef up and cook the chick some first-rate biscuits and gravy), etc. With an all-out effort, we can turn OWN into TOW (Teaching Oprah Winfrey). When she sees how good we are, she will buy us all new cars AND abolish the national education department. She has that kind of power, you know.
Step Two: Pimp out the principal.
Band together within your school and find avenues for pimping out your principal to keep him out of the building
