MEMES THAT MADE ME LAUGH TODAY 1-17

 
MEMES THAT MADE ME LAUGH TODAY 1-17

Big Education Ape: WILL TRUMP 'OUT PUTIN' PUTIN? https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/will-trump-out-putin-putin.html

Big Education Ape: PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FAREWELL ADDRESS - BEWARE OF THE TECH INDUSTRIAL OLIGARCHY (TRANSCRIPT AND VIDEO) https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/president-joe-biden-farewell-address.html 

Big Education Ape: IT AIN'T CALLED SUNNY CALIFORNIA FOR NOTHING: AFTER THE DEVASTING WILDFIRES REBUILDING BRIGHTER ... ONE SOLAR PANEL AT A TIME https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/it-aint-called-sunny-california-for.html 

Big Education Ape: OFFSHORING: THE OLIGARCHY'S FAVORITE TAX DODGE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/offshoring-oligarchys-favorite-tax-dodge.html 

Big Education Ape: UPDATE 1-12-25 MORE RESOURCES FOR VICTIMS OF FIRE - THE BLAME GAME: LA's Fiery Frenzy and the Art of Pointing Fingers https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/the-blame-game-las-fiery-frenzy-and-art.html

Big Education Ape: WOULD THE NEW YORK TIMES AND WASHINGTON POST PUBLISH THE PENTAGON PAPERS AND EXPOSE WATERGATE IN TODAY'S MEDIA CLIMATE? https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/would-new-york-times-and-washington.html 

Big Education Ape: THE OLIGARCHY'S GREAT AMERICAN EDUCATION HEIST: BILLIONAIRES GONE WILD https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/the-oligarchys-great-american-education.html 

Big Education Ape: WTF CLIMATE CHANGE: DRILL BABY DRILL, SNOW BABY SNOW, AND THE BILLIONAIRE ESCAPE PLAN https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/wtf-climate-change-drill-baby-drill.html 

Big Education Ape: FOUNDING FATHERS AND MODERN JUSTICE: A TALE OF POWER, PRIVILEGE, AND A FEW QUESTIONABLES CHOICES https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/founding-fathers-and-modern-justice.html 

Big Education Ape: CALIFORNIA: THE LIBERTARIAN WOLF IN LIBERAL CLOTHING https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2025/01/california-libertarian-wolf-in-liberal.html 

WILL TRUMP 'OUT PUTIN' PUTIN?

WILL TRUMP 'OUT PUTIN' PUTIN?

Ah, 2025. The year when the world has finally learned to live in harmony. Just kidding! It’s the year when Donald Trump, not even the president yet, has decided to channel his inner 19th-century imperialist and throw a global hissy fit over territories he doesn’t own. Forget diplomacy; this is cartographic conquest meets playground politics. Picture a grown man stomping his feet in front of a world map, yelling, “I want it! I want it!” And somehow, the world is forced to take him seriously.  

Let’s start with Greenland, the icy gem that Trump once famously tried to buy—because who wouldn’t want a frozen real estate deal? Denmark politely declined, but Trump apparently never got over the rejection. Fast forward to today, and Trump has sent not one but *two* ambassadors to Greenland to stir the pot. One is an official diplomat (because appearances matter), and the other is his son, Don Jr., whose qualifications include taking selfies with rifles, looking for 'snow' and being vaguely aware of geography. Their mission? To convince Greenlanders that being ruled by Denmark is so 2024 and that independence under the benevolent gaze of Uncle Sam is the way forward.  

The official reason for this meddling? National security, of course. Because nothing screams "threat to global peace" like a sparsely populated island covered in ice. But let’s be real—this isn’t about security. It’s about oil, minerals, and the kind of geopolitical posturing that would make even a Bond villain roll their eyes. And if Greenlanders think this is just a passing phase, they should take a long, hard look at Panama.  

Ah, Panama—the country that has been on the receiving end of American "benevolence" for over a century. The U.S. practically invented Panama as a country in 1903, carving it out of Colombia with the subtlety of a chainsaw. Why? To build the Panama Canal, of course. And let’s not forget "The Zone," that charming little slice of colonial entitlement where Americans ruled like feudal lords while Panamanians looked on in disbelief.  

Fast forward to 1977, when President Jimmy Carter decided to do something radical: give Panama its canal back. The move was hailed as a triumph of diplomacy and fairness—except by Trump, who apparently sees it as history’s greatest giveaway. Now, in 2025, Trump is eyeing Panama the way a toddler eyes a cookie jar. His justification? The Panamanians are charging too much for canal usage, and—gasp!—the Chinese are helping them modernize their infrastructure. For Trump, this is not just an economic inconvenience; it’s an existential crisis.  

So what’s the plan? Well, if history is any guide, it’ll involve some combination of threats, bluster, and possibly an aircraft carrier or two parked menacingly near the canal. After all, nothing says “diplomacy” like a floating fortress of steel bristling with missiles. And if Panama resists? Let’s just say that Trump’s track record suggests he’s not above pulling a Putin—minus the shirtless horseback riding, thankfully.  

Speaking of Putin, it’s worth noting that Trump seems to be borrowing heavily from the Russian playbook these days. Packing the government with loyalists? Check. Cozying up to oligarchs? Double check. Eyeing foreign territories with all the subtlety of a hungry cat staring at a goldfish? Triple check. The only thing missing is a propaganda machine churning out catchy slogans like “Make Greenland Great Again” or “Canal Control for Freedom!” But give it time; we’re only in January.  

So what does all this mean for the rest of us? Well, if you live in a country with resources Trump finds appealing—or if your name happens to rhyme with “Canada”—you might want to keep an eye on your borders. Canada, in particular, should be on high alert. After all, who could forget Trump’s past grievances with our polite northern neighbors? From trade disputes to maple syrup tariffs (okay, I made that one up), Canada has been in Trump’s crosshairs before. And let’s not forget his bizarre claim that Canada burned down the White House during the War of 1812—a historical inaccuracy so egregious it deserves its own Netflix documentary.  

But back to Greenland for a moment. If there’s one lesson they should take from all this, it’s that American interest in your territory is rarely altruistic. If you see an aircraft carrier parked on either side of your island—or worse, Don Jr. hosting a rally in Nuuk—it might be time to consider making sure that Denmark is paid up on NATO dues. Because let’s face it: when Trump starts eyeing your landmass like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party, you’re going to need all the allies you can get.  

In conclusion, 2025 is shaping up to be a banner year for neo-colonialism and gunboat diplomacy—the kind of old-school imperialism that makes historians reach for their whiskey bottles. Whether it’s Greenland, Panama, or some other unsuspecting nation, Trump seems determined to leave his mark on the world map—preferably in Sharpie, so it can’t be erased. And while his antics might be laughable at times, they’re also a sobering reminder that history has a way of repeating itself—especially when there’s oil involved.  

So buckle up, folks. The world stage is looking less like a theater of diplomacy and more like a reality TV show gone off the rails. And as always, the rest of us are left wondering: how did we get here, and more importantly, how do we get out?  

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FAREWELL ADDRESS - BEWARE OF THE TECH INDUSTRIAL OLIGARCHY (TRANSCRIPT AND VIDEO)

PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN FAREWELL ADDRESS

BEWARE OF THE TECH INDUSTRIAL OLIGARCHY

Biden Delivers a Farewell Address and a Warning to the Nation - The New York Times

Here is the full transcript of President Biden’s farewell address.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01/15/us/biden-speech-trump-transition#full-transcript-of-president-bidens-farewell-address 

President Biden delivers his farewell address, reflecting on achievements like job creation, infrastructure, and climate laws, while warning against threats to democracy, misinformation, and concentrated power.

Detailed Summary for [WATCH LIVE: Biden's farewell address from the White House | PBS News Special Report](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg) by [Monica](https://monica.im)

  [01:30](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=90) President Biden delivers his farewell address from the Oval Office, reflecting on his presidency and major achievements, including a significant ceasefire deal.

  - Introduction to the farewell address, emphasizing its significance as Biden's last speech as president.}

- Overview of key topics expected to be covered, including crises faced during his presidency such as COVID-19 and international conflicts.}

- Announcement of a historic ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas, highlighting the administration's negotiation efforts.}

- Biden acknowledges this as his final address to the American people from the Oval Office, marking the end of his presidency.}   

[03:58](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=238.83999633789062) In his farewell address, President Biden reflects on the essence of America, emphasizing its foundational ideals, collective strength, and the ongoing challenges it faces.

  - Biden contemplates the identity of America and its historical significance, referencing the Statue of Liberty as a symbol of freedom built by diverse contributions.}

- He describes the resilience of the Statue of Liberty, which stands firm against storms, paralleling the nation's ability to endure hardships and challenges.}

- Biden underscores America's identity as a nation of immigrants and dreamers, united by the belief in equality, dignity, and justice for all.}

- He acknowledges the continuous testing of American values and institutions, stressing the importance of courage in facing power dynamics and upholding democratic ideals.}    

[07:58](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=478.0800018310547) In his farewell address, President Biden reflects on significant accomplishments during his administration, emphasizes the importance of unity, and expresses concerns about future challenges facing the nation.

  - Acknowledgment of the pandemic and the heroism of service members and advocates during crises.}

- Celebration of economic recovery, job creation, and advancements in infrastructure and technology.}

- Introduction of healthcare reforms and gun safety laws aimed at protecting citizens and veterans.}

- Recognition of the administration's achievements in job creation and healthcare access, alongside strengthening international alliances.}

- A warning about potential dangers ahead, highlighting the need for vigilance and unity to ensure America's continued success.}      

[11:56](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=716.6399993896484) In his farewell address, President Biden emphasizes the urgent need to address climate change, the importance of American leadership in technology, and the dangers of misinformation and unchecked power. He calls for action to protect future generations and to ensure accountability in the digital age.

  - Biden highlights the existential threat of climate change and the significant climate and clean energy law he signed.}

- He warns against powerful forces attempting to undermine progress on climate action for their own interests.}

- Biden draws parallels to Eisenhower's warning about the dangers of concentrated power, now focusing on the potential rise of a tech-industrial complex.}

- He discusses the impact of misinformation and the decline of the free press, stressing the need for accountability on social media platforms.}

- Biden addresses the profound implications of artificial intelligence, emphasizing the need for safeguards to harness its potential responsibly.}      

[15:56](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=956) In his farewell address, President Biden emphasizes the importance of democracy, the need for ethical reforms, and the enduring possibilities that define America.

  - Biden calls for strong ethics reforms for Congress and the Supreme Court, advocating for a ban on stock trading by Congress members while in office.}

- He stresses that presidential power is not absolute and highlights the dangers of concentrated power and wealth, which can lead to division and distrust among citizens.}

- Biden underscores the necessity of engagement in democracy, stating that everyone deserves a fair shot based on hard work and talent, rather than guarantees.}

- He reflects on the American spirit of possibilities, sharing his personal journey from humble beginnings to the presidency as an illustration of what America represents.}

- The address concludes with a poignant story about a veteran known as the Keeper of the Flame, symbolizing hope and the enduring spirit of the American people.}      

[19:55](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=1195.7799987792969) In his farewell address, President Biden reflects on the core values of the nation, warns against the concentration of power, and emphasizes the importance of democracy and civic responsibility.

  - Biden expresses his belief in the foundational values of the nation and the importance of enduring institutions and character.}

- He acknowledges this as his final address to the American public, marking the end of his lengthy service.}

- Biden warns about the dangers of a concentration of power among a wealthy few, suggesting an emerging oligarchy.}

- He reflects on national identity and the threats to democracy, emphasizing the need for checks and balances.}

- Biden issues clear warnings regarding the incoming administration and the risks posed to democratic institutions.}      

[23:53](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlFXvRfBTjg&t=1433.7799987792969) In this segment of President Biden's farewell address, he reflects on historical challenges in America, discusses public perception of his presidency, and addresses the impact of disinformation on his administration's achievements.

  - Biden draws parallels between current issues and historical periods of imperialism and populism, emphasizing the dangers posed by oligarchs.}

- Despite low favorability ratings for Biden, the White House maintains that significant achievements have been made, particularly in economic recovery and job creation.}

- Biden attributes some of the disconnect between public perception and his administration's accomplishments to the spread of disinformation on social media.}

- White House aides believe that public opinion of Biden's presidency will improve over time, similar to the retrospective views on President Obama's actions.}

      

IT AIN'T CALLED SUNNY CALIFORNIA FOR NOTHING: AFTER THE DEVASTING WILDFIRES REBUILDING BRIGHTER ... ONE SOLAR PANEL AT A TIME

IT AIN'T CALLED SUNNY CALIFORNIA FOR NOTHING

AFTER THE DEVASTATING WILDFIRES REBUILDING BRIGHTER ... ONE SOLAR PANEL AT A TIME

California, the land of eternal sunshine, avocado toast, and tech startups, has been through its fair share of challenges. From earthquakes that make your morning coffee spill to wildfires that turn the skies into a post-apocalyptic Instagram filter, the Golden State has seen it all. But if there’s one thing Californians know how to do, it’s bounce back. Or better yet, bounce forward. And what better way to do that than by harnessing the one thing California has in abundance—sunshine?

Let’s talk about solar panels. Yes, those shiny rectangles that look like they belong on a spaceship but are actually the superheroes of renewable energy. After the devastating wildfires that left neighborhoods in ashes and power grids in chaos, there’s a golden (pun intended) opportunity to rebuild smarter, greener, and more self-sufficient. It’s time to turn those scorched rooftops into solar powerhouses.

The Solar ROI: A Bright Idea

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Sure, solar panels sound great, but aren’t they expensive?” Well, here’s the thing—solar panels are like a gym membership for your house. The upfront cost might make you wince, but the long-term benefits? Totally worth it. On average, it takes between 8 and 12 years to break even on a solar panel installation. But some overachieving homeowners manage to break even in as little as five years. Five years! That’s faster than it takes to pay off your student loans or finish binge-watching a Netflix series with 20 seasons.

And here’s the kicker: as electricity prices from the grid continue to soar higher than a tech bro’s ego at a startup pitch meeting, the return on investment (ROI) for solar power only gets better. Plus, installing solar panels can add an average of $9,300 to your home’s resale value. That’s like getting a free kitchen remodel without having to argue with a contractor about backsplash tiles.

Goodbye Carbon, Hello Independence

But wait, there’s more! Solar panels don’t just save you money; they also help save the planet. Imagine a world where you’re less dependent on carbon-based energy for cooling your home during those 100-degree summers, heating your water for your morning shower, or even cooking your favorite kale-and-quinoa casserole. It’s like breaking up with fossil fuels and saying, “It’s not me, it’s you.” And let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to be the eco-friendly hero of their cul-de-sac?

A Win-Win Rebuild Plan

Here’s where things get really interesting. What if solar panels were rolled into the rebuild costs of homes destroyed by wildfires? Think about it: you’re already rebuilding; why not make your new home a lean, green energy machine? With state and federal subsidies sweetening the deal, this could be a win-win for almost everyone involved.

Well, almost everyone. The for-profit energy companies like PG&E and Southern California Edison might not be thrilled about this idea. After all, less reliance on their services means fewer dollars lining their pockets. But hey, they’ve had their turn at the wheel—and let’s not forget their role in some of those wildfires in the first place. Boo hoo for them; hooray for progress.

The Bigger Picture: Leading by Example

California isn’t just any state; it’s the fifth-largest economy in the world. That’s right—bigger than the UK and just shy of Germany. If California were a country, it would be the cool kid at the G7 summit, sipping oat milk lattes and casually mentioning its GDP. This means that when California does something big—like transitioning to renewable energy—the rest of the world takes notice.

Imagine the ripple effect if California embraced solar power on a massive scale. Other states (looking at you, Texas) and countries might follow suit. It’s like being the trendsetter who wore skinny jeans before they were cool, except instead of fashion, you’re setting trends in saving the planet.

The Sunshine State (No Offense, Florida)

Let’s face it: California has earned its nickname as the Sunshine State (sorry, Florida). With an average of 284 sunny days per year, it’s practically begging us to tap into its solar potential. And while we’re at it, let’s not stop at homes. Schools, businesses, government buildings—heck, even parking lots—could be outfitted with solar panels. Because nothing says “welcome to California” like charging your electric car under a canopy of solar panels.

The Time is Now

The wildfires were devastating—there’s no sugarcoating that. But they also presented an opportunity to rethink how we live and how we power our lives. Rebuilding isn’t just about replacing what was lost; it’s about building back better (to coin a phrase). And in a state that prides itself on innovation and resilience, there’s no reason why we can’t lead the charge toward a cleaner, greener future.

So let’s do it. Let’s turn tragedy into triumph and ashes into assets. Let’s make solar power as synonymous with California as In-N-Out burgers and overpriced real estate. Because if there’s one thing we know for sure, it ain’t called sunny California for nothing.

Now go forth and shine!

LA County Recovers recovery.lacounty.gov

OFFSHORING: THE OLIGARCHY'S FAVORITE TAX DODGE

OFFSHORING

THE OLIGARCHY'S FAVORITE TAX DODGE

Ah, offshoring—the glamorous art of making your money disappear from Uncle Sam’s reach faster than a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. For American billionaires and their corporations, this isn’t just a financial strategy; it’s practically a national pastime. While the rest of us are busy hunting for coupons or begrudgingly paying our taxes, the oligarchy is sipping champagne on yachts named 'Tax Evasion' and 'Loophole Express'. Let’s dive into this fiscal escapade, shall we?  

The Great Vanishing Act: What is Offshoring?  

Offshoring is the practice of shifting profits, operations, or assets to foreign jurisdictions with “favorable” tax policies. And by “favorable,” we mean places where the corporate tax rate is so low it might as well be a rounding error. Think Bermuda, the Cayman Islands, or Luxembourg—tiny nations with sunny beaches and even sunnier tax codes.  

Here’s how it works: A corporation creates a subsidiary in one of these tax havens. Then, through accounting wizardry that would make Harry Potter jealous, they funnel their profits to these subsidiaries. Suddenly, billions of dollars in profits earned in the U.S. are now magically “earned” in a country where the GDP is smaller than the annual budget of your local Starbucks.  

It’s a win-win—unless you’re the American taxpayer footing the bill for roads, schools, and that $800 billion-a-year military budget that defends these corporations’ global interests.  

The Billionaire’s Playground: Why Offshoring is So Popular  

Let’s not pretend this is just about saving a few bucks. Offshoring is the ultimate power move for America’s billionaire class. While the official U.S. corporate tax rate stands at 21%, many corporations pay effective rates closer to zero. Why? Because they’ve mastered the art of dodging taxes like it’s an Olympic sport.  

Take Apple, for instance. The tech giant once parked $252 billion in offshore accounts, avoiding billions in U.S. taxes. Or Amazon, which paid a laughable $0 in federal income taxes in 2018 despite raking in $11 billion in profits. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos was busy launching rockets into space—because why not? When you’re not paying taxes, the sky’s literally the limit.  

And let’s not forget Elon Musk, whose companies have benefited from billions in government subsidies while he tweets about “freedom” and “small government.” Irony, thy name is Musk.  

Welfare Cheats in Billionaire Clothing  

If you’re looking for welfare cheats, don’t bother scrolling through your Facebook feed for stories about someone buying lobster with food stamps. The real welfare cheats are wearing tailored suits and flying private jets. Corporate tax breaks and loopholes cost the U.S. government over $100 billion annually—money that could be used to fix crumbling infrastructure or fund universal healthcare.  

But instead of reinvesting in America, these corporations use their offshore profits to fund stock buybacks and dividends, enriching shareholders and executives while leaving workers and taxpayers high and dry. It’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul—except Peter is every hardworking American, and Paul is lounging on a yacht in the Bahamas.  

Libertarianism: The Oligarchs’ Favorite Philosophy  

Ah, libertarianism—the political ideology that says, “Government is bad, except when it’s bailing out my bank or subsidizing my industry.” Billionaires love libertarianism because it provides intellectual cover for their greed. Why pay taxes to fund public goods when you can argue that the government should be “small enough to drown in a bathtub,” as Grover Norquist famously quipped?  

The libertarian playbook is simple:  

1. Cut taxes for the rich and corporations.  

2. Slash funding for public services like education and healthcare.  

3. Blame government inefficiency for the resulting chaos.  

4. Rinse and repeat until society resembles a dystopian Hunger Games scenario where billionaires rule from their penthouses while everyone else fights over scraps.  

And let’s not ignore the role of dark money in this scheme. Tax-exempt nonprofits and foundations funded by billionaires work tirelessly to promote policies that benefit the oligarchy while masquerading as grassroots movements. It’s like hiring a PR firm to tell everyone how great you are while you quietly loot the treasury.  

The Supreme Court Seal of Approval  

If you’re wondering how this plutocratic paradise became possible, look no further than the Supreme Court. Thanks to rulings like 'Citizens United', corporations can now spend unlimited amounts of money influencing elections under the guise of “free speech.” Because nothing says democracy like letting billionaires buy politicians like they’re collectibles on eBay.  

And let’s not forget recent rulings granting near-imperial powers to the presidency—because what could go wrong with giving one person unchecked authority in a system already teetering on oligarchy? It’s like handing a flamethrower to someone standing in a fireworks factory and saying, “Have fun!”  

The Cost of Offshoring: A Nation Left Behind  

While billionaires stash their cash offshore, America is falling apart—literally. Our bridges are crumbling, our schools are underfunded, and our healthcare system is a patchwork quilt held together by duct tape and prayers. But hey, at least we have the most expensive military in the world! After all, someone has to protect those offshore assets from potential threats, right?  

The irony is almost too much to bear: Corporations that benefit from America’s infrastructure, legal system, and global military dominance are the same ones refusing to pay their fair share to maintain those very systems. It’s like eating at a five-star restaurant and skipping out on the bill because you brought your own fork.  

Can We Fix This?  

Yes, but it won’t be easy. Here are some potential solutions:  

- 'Repeal deferral': Stop letting corporations defer taxes on foreign profits indefinitely. If you make money using American resources and infrastructure, you should pay American taxes—period.  

- 'Implement a global minimum tax': This would reduce the incentive for profit-shifting by ensuring corporations pay at least a baseline level of tax no matter where they operate.  

- 'Close loopholes': End the accounting tricks that allow companies to report profits in tax havens where they do little or no actual business.  

- 'Strengthen enforcement': Increase funding for the IRS to crack down on corporate tax evasion—because right now, auditing billionaires is about as common as spotting Bigfoot riding a unicorn.  

But let’s be real: None of this will happen unless we demand it. Write to your representatives, protest, organize, and most importantly—vote. The oligarchy may have money, but we have numbers. And if history has taught us anything, it’s that even the mightiest empires can fall when enough people stand up and say, “Enough".  

The Final Word  

Offshoring isn’t just a tax dodge; it’s a symptom of a broken system that prioritizes wealth over common welfare. American billionaires and their corporations are playing chess while the rest of us are stuck playing checkers—and we’re footing the bill for their game board.  

So next time you hear someone complain about welfare cheats or government inefficiency, remind them where the real money is going: offshore accounts with palm trees and zero accountability. It’s not just a loophole; it’s a heist—and we’re all paying for it.

The US tax system incentivizes offshoring profits to low-tax jurisdictions | PIIE https://www.piie.com/research/piie-charts/2023/us-tax-system-incentivizes-offshoring-profits-low-tax-jurisdictions 

Offshore: Definition, How It Works, Pros and Cons https://www.investopedia.com/terms/o/offshore.asp 

Ongoing Use of Offshore Tax Havens Demonstrates the Need for the Global Minimum Tax – ITEP https://itep.org/offshore-tax-havens-corporate-tax-avoidance-demonstrates-need-for-global-minimum-tax/