BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP ADMONISHES THE FLOCK
SEND MORE MONEY!
Former President Donald Trump is at it again, folks. He's a 24/7/365 grifting machine, and he's not afraid to admit it. In fact, he recently told his supporters that grifting is better than money laundering or the gambling business. And why not? It's easier, and you don't have to worry about getting caught. Just ask his former lawyer, Michael Cohen.
But I digress. The real story here is that Trump has raised a whopping $18.8 million in the first quarter of 2023 through his joint fundraising committee and his campaign. That's a lot of dough, folks. Especially considering he's not even running for president... yet.
So, what's he doing with all that money, you ask? Well, according to sources close to the former president, he's using it to fund his lavish lifestyle. You know, the one where he golfs every weekend and lives in a gold-plated penthouse.
But that's not all. Trump recently sent out a message to his supporters, admonishing them to send more money. Yes, you read that right. The man who has already raised almost $19 million wants more. And he's not being subtle about it either.
In a recent tweet, Trump wrote: "My fellow Americans, I need your help. The deep state is after me, and I need your financial support to fight back. Send me your money now, and together we will make America great again... for me."
It's hard not to laugh at the audacity of it all. But let's be real here, folks. Trump knows how to play his supporters like a fiddle. He knows they'll do anything for him, including giving him their hard-earned money.
And it's not just his supporters who are contributing to his grifting machine. According to reports, Trump has been receiving large sums of money from wealthy donors who want to curry favor with him. You know, the same people who helped fund his failed reelection campaign.
But hey, who needs ethics when you have money, right? That seems to be Trump's motto these days. And if he keeps raising funds at this rate, he might just have enough to buy his way back into the White House.
So, what's the moral of this story? Well, there isn't one really. It's just another day in the life of Donald J. Trump - a man who knows how to grift like nobody's business. And if you're one of his supporters, you might want to hold on to your wallet... or send him more money. After all, he needs it more than you do, right?
Trump raises $7 million for 2024 campaign since federal indictment | Reuters https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-raises-7-million-2024-campaign-since-federal-indictment-2023-06-14/
Donald Trump uses his legal woes to plead for money from supporters – again | Donald Trump | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/10/trump-indictment-supporter-fundraising-strategy-donation-money
Trump raised $2 million hours after arraignment - POLITICO https://www.politico.com/news/2023/06/14/trump-2-million-arraignment-fundraiser-00101931
