Mayor Booed On Bathroom Visit
March 31, 2011 (GBN News): With his approval ratings tanking, Mayor Bloomberg has been facing increasing displays of public displeasure at his policies. While he has tried to shake off such incidents as being booed at the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, the Mayor was unable to ignore a protest that came much closer to home.GBN News has learned that at about 3 AM last night, while walking down the hall on his way to the bathroom, the Mayor was booed by his entire household staff. Mr. Bloomberg was said to have been taken completely aback when the servants then blocked his way to the bathroom door, chanting, “Hell no, you won’t go!”
When reached by GBN News, a Mayoral spokesperson vehemently denied that any such incident took place. “Nothing happened,” said the aide. “The Mayor just had a bad dream. He had some warm milk and cookies, and went back to sleep.”
But his employees begged to differ. “He was pissin’ in his pants,” Fred Runson, one of the Mayor’s chauffeurs,
