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Affluent White People: Now with 1/3 More Excellence | EduShyster

Affluent White People: Now with 1/3 More Excellence | EduShyster:


Affluent White People: Now with 1/3 More Excellence

This young man, let’s call him Chad, graduated in the top 1/3 of his class at Shore Country Day, ergo he would make an outstanding teacher.
Reader: no doubt you are aware by now that affluent white people do just about everything a little better than you and I do. It’s called panache, and like dietary restrictions and yoga passions, this better-ness, otherwise known as excellence, is something that comes naturally to our affluent white friends. Now, in addition to all of the things this elite corp already excels at—field hockey, recycling, wealth management—we can add another: teaching. It turns out that affluent white people make the most excellent teachers.
Or they WOULD, if only we recognized their innate outstanding-ness and made sure that theirs were the ranks