The New Years Resolution or Why I Happily Lie to Myself.
"To lose those ten pounds...or fifteen...or twenty...or fifty."
"To read more than just the spare magazines in my doctor's office."
"To be a better person by spending time with my annoying ____________ (fill in family members name)."
"To give more to charity and less to the guys at Saturday night poker."
"To stop stalking housewives shopping at the local mall in their pajama jeans."
"To learn a foreign language so I can understand the
"To read more than just the spare magazines in my doctor's office."
"To be a better person by spending time with my annoying ____________ (fill in family members name)."
"To give more to charity and less to the guys at Saturday night poker."
"To stop stalking housewives shopping at the local mall in their pajama jeans."
"To learn a foreign language so I can understand the
