The Lake Wobegon Academy of Excellence and Innovation
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Reader: we have a fiercely urgent problem on our hands. An epidemic of non-excellence in our public schools is holding the children of this once exceptional nation back and causing them to fall off of the ladders that lead directly to prosperity. Of course it is well known by now that low-income students are most likely to lose their ladder perches due to this plague of non excellence but now comes new evidence that this scourge is even more widespread than originally believed.
Reader: it was not until I watched the video below that I began to understand the full extent of our excellence malaise. Allow me to summarize this national emergency for you using