Another Day; Another Reformy Smear!
Good mroning, America! So, what are you going to do today for our nation's children?
Me, I'll be destroying American society by indoctrinating the tykes in socialist rhetoric from my cushy, union-protected, ultra-high-paid job-for-life as a public school teacher!
But maybe you'll spend your day nobly saving the kids from lazy and evil teachers like me! You'll be promoting excellence and accountability by suing protectors of the status quo for talking to their town councilperson...
or lurking around a protector of the status quo's parking lot with a camera...
or taping a protector of the status quo without her knowledge, but with the approval of a powerful governor...
or trying - and miserably failing - to entrap a protector of the status quo by lying to him about who you are...
or repeatedly using quotes presented with no context to make people think a protector of the status quo has said something outrageous...
or following a protector of the status quo around with a recorder and then feeding her words to the press for a hit
Me, I'll be destroying American society by indoctrinating the tykes in socialist rhetoric from my cushy, union-protected, ultra-high-paid job-for-life as a public school teacher!
But maybe you'll spend your day nobly saving the kids from lazy and evil teachers like me! You'll be promoting excellence and accountability by suing protectors of the status quo for talking to their town councilperson...
or lurking around a protector of the status quo's parking lot with a camera...
or taping a protector of the status quo without her knowledge, but with the approval of a powerful governor...
or trying - and miserably failing - to entrap a protector of the status quo by lying to him about who you are...
or repeatedly using quotes presented with no context to make people think a protector of the status quo has said something outrageous...
or following a protector of the status quo around with a recorder and then feeding her words to the press for a hit
