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This is a Test « Failing Schools

This is a Test « Failing Schools

This is a Test

MAY 17, 2011
by mariasallee

This test will determine your personal worth, that of your school, and that of your community. But, not to worry, summer break is on its way, so that means the end of standardized-test-season! To celebrate the auspicious occasion, please enjoy another test. We can not promise any valuable learning, other than bubble-dot skills, which you may or may not need for any future jobs. But do it anyway, because your local, state, and federal governments mandate this ritual, no matter what you, or we, have to say about it.

Fill in the blank to select the most appropriate answer in the following question.

1. If you are stranded in the wilderness, you will most likely require ______________:

a. A lawyer, to sue the jerk responsible, or