If D.C. region really is the nation's most educated, then...
If the Washington area really is the most educated (and wealthiest) region in the country, as new Census Bureau figures confirm, then.... *Why can’t we figure out how to use the self-checkout machines in food and drug stores without begging for help from a salesperson? *Why does a dusting of snow turn us into quivering idiots? *Why does rain do the same thing?