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WILL MAY BE ‘MORBID’ OR ‘MAGICAL’? | The Merrow Report

WILL MAY BE ‘MORBID’ OR ‘MAGICAL’? | The Merrow Report

WILL MAY BE ‘MORBID’ OR ‘MAGICAL’?

May has been an educational ‘dead zone’ for years.  Because of our national obsession with standardized test scores, teachers–particularly in low income areas–spend class time showing students how to guess at answers, giving practice tests, and even teaching children how to fill in bubbles for the standardized, multiple choice ‘bubble’ tests that await them.  These activities come with a huge opportunity cost for students, because they are of no educational benefit whatsoever and probably set their learning back; for teachers, they are an insult to their profession.  And school districts spend billions of dollars buying, administering, and grading the bubble tests required by their states and the federal government.
When I was reporting I occasionally heard people  complaining–in song–about  “the morbid, miserable month of May,” riffing off an old Stephen Foster tune, “The Merry, Merry Month of May.”  As I recall, the expression surfaced in 2003 or 2004, which is when the unintended consequences of the 2001 federal “No Child Left Behind” law became apparent.  Because NCLB penalized schools that didn’t achieve what it called ‘adequate yearly progress’ on standardized tests, many districts eliminated art, music, drama, journalism, and even recess in order to concentrate on ‘the basics.’ 
That’s when the month of May became a ‘morbid’ dead zone, educationally speaking. 
I don’t remember where I first heard the expression. It might have been in the CONTINUE READING: WILL MAY BE ‘MORBID’ OR ‘MAGICAL’? | The Merrow Report