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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

THE PRIVATIZATION PLAYLIST: "HIGH HOPES" (OLIGARCH EDITION)

THE PRIVATIZATION PLAYLIST

"HIGH HOPES" (OLIGARCH EDITION)

Welcome to the Billionaire Circus, the greatest show on Earth—or at least the most lavishly funded school board spectacle dark money can stage. In Los Angeles, hope isn’t a virtue; it’s a business model, finely tuned, aggressively leveraged, and routed through a maze of shell games. Every few years, the tent goes up again and a fresh parade of suit-clad “disruptors,” Broad Academy disciples, and ethically flexible miracle workers rolls into LAUSD, promising innovation, accountability, and just enough buzzwords to mask a stunning ignorance of how public schools actually work.

Backed by oligarch bankrolls and PowerPoint decks, they sing the same tired anthem: high hopes, sky-high returns, and no recollection of the last reformer’s spectacular exit—golden parachute and all. Forget classrooms; the real performance is a privatization pageant where charter schemes bloom, public coffers shrink, and the only guaranteed finale is another budgetary implosion. So cue the orchestra—corporate-sponsored, of course—and let the latest act begin.


 

THE PRIVATIZATION PLAYLIST: "HIGH HOPES" (OLIGARCH EDITION)

(A satirical parody of “High Hopes” — for the LAUSD Privatization Circus)

Apologies to the ants, Frank Sinatra and Jimmy Van Heusen

[Intro]

Next time you’re found

With your board vote bought and your PACs on the ground

There’s a lot to be burned

So look around

[Verse 1]

Just what makes that little old Broadie

Think he’ll fix up that whole public system?

Anyone knows a banker can’t

Run a school district plant

But he’s got high hopes

He’s got high hopes

He’s got high charter-school pie in the sky hopes

[Post-Chorus]

So anytime the test scores are low

’Stead of letting teachers know

Just remember that Broadie:

Oops, there goes another rubber-tree plant

Oops, there goes another iPad grant!

[Verse 2]

Once there was a silly old ram

Thought he’d punch a hole in the public dam

No one could make that ram scram

He kept buttin’ that dam

’Cause he had high hopes

He had high hopes

He had high Apple-Pearson pie in the sky hopes

[Post-Chorus]

So anytime you’re feelin’ mad

’Stead of feelin’ sad

Just remember that ram:

Oops, there goes another billion-dollar scam

Oops, there goes another FBI raid, ma’am!

[Bridge / Extra Verse]

Deasy had the iPads hacked in three days flat

Carvalho had the AI chatbot go ker-splat

Beutner brought the strike, the whole damn district flat

But the billionaires keep sending fresh new Broadies back

[Chorus (final)]

They’ve got high hopes

They’ve got high hopes

They’ve got high oligarch pie in the sky hopes

[Outro]

All problems just a toy balloon

They’ll be “disrupted” soon

They’re just bound to go — “Pop!”

Oops, there goes another superintendent: Kerplop!

Oops, there goes another golden parachute: Kerplop!

Oops, there goes the whole damn district: Kerplop!

(Fade out with billionaire laughter and distant FBI sirens)


Big Education Ape: THE BILLIONAIRE CIRCUS COMES TO TOWN — AGAIN: LAUSD'S NEVER-ENDING SUPERINTENDENT SCANDAL PARADE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-billionaire-circus-comes-to-town.html 






Monday, June 22, 2026

BILLIONAIRES IN DISGUISE: HOW DARK MONEY FRONT GROUPS ARE TRYING TO KNEECAP YOUR KID'S TEACHER

 

 BILLIONAIRES IN DISGUISE

HOW DARK MONEY FRONT GROUPS ARE TRYING TO KNEECAP YOUR KID'S TEACHER

A witty but unflinching look at the well-funded machine behind the latest wave of union-bashing propaganda

Scene One: The Daily Wire Rides Again

Picture this: It's a perfectly good Monday morning, and somewhere in the gleaming offices of The Daily Wire — that billion-dollar "scrappy underdog" media empire bankrolled by Texas fracking billionaires — a former Oklahoma school superintendent who once made headlines for alleged nudity playing on his office TV is furiously typing a hit piece about teachers.

That's right. Ryan Walters, the man who:

  • Called Oklahoma teachers a "terrorist organization"
  • Mandated that schools play a video of him personally praying for Donald Trump
  • Oversaw a federal pandemic relief fund where money meant for low-income kids somehow wandered toward luxury items
  • Was so chaotic that his own Republican colleagues moved to strip his authority

...is now your designated expert on union corruption. You genuinely cannot make this up.

His piece, published in Ben Shapiro's Daily Wire — a publication that operates less like a news outlet and more like a talking-points vending machine with a podcast — attacks the L.A. County Federation of Labor, AFL-CIO, and its 800,000 workers across 300 unions for the unforgivable sin of... supporting a candidate who supported them and public schools.

The audacity. The scandal. Someone alert the authorities.

The Russian Nesting Doll of Dark Money

Here's where it gets deliciously ironic. The Walters piece leans heavily on a report from Defending Education — formerly known as Parents Defending Education, until enough actual parents found the name embarrassing enough to force a rebrand. Think about that for a second: your front group's name was too on-the-nose even for your own audience.

Let's trace the money, shall we? Because this is where the "grassroots outrage" narrative starts to look less like a neighborhood bake sale and more like a billionaire-funded demolition derby.

OrganizationClaimed IdentityActual Funding Reality
Defending EducationConcerned parentsDonorsTrust, Bradley Impact Fund, Searle Freedom Trust, Paulson Family Foundation, Leonard Leo network
Teacher Freedom AllianceTeacher advocacy groupFreedom Foundation — a conservative free-market think tank
The Daily WireIndependent mediaOriginally seeded by Texas fracking billionaires Dan & Farris Wilks
Ryan Walters himselfPublic servant turned reformerResigned amid ethics probes, impeachment calls, and a TV scandal

Notice a pattern? Every single node in this network traces back to the same constellation of conservative mega-donors, dark money donor-advised funds, and billionaire foundations whose shared goal is to privatize public education through vouchers and school choice programs.

DonorsTrust alone — affectionately nicknamed the "dark money ATM of the conservative movement" — has funneled millions into Defending Education. Edward Blum, the legal strategist famous for dismantling affirmative action, sits on their board. His own Project on Fair Representation handed Defending Education $1.39 million in seed money in its very first year.

This is not a grassroots movement. This is AstroTurf with a $600 million media empire mowing it.

The Real Target: Randi Weingarten and 800,000 Workers



The Walters piece, naturally, takes aim at Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers — the right wing's favorite bogeyman, a woman they have elevated to near-mythological villain status. If conservative media had a Mount Rushmore of people they blame for everything, Weingarten would be carved right next to George Soros and a participation trophy.

The specific "outrage" here? The L.A. County Federation of Labor, AFL-CIO — representing 800,000 workers across 300 unions, including United Teachers Los Angeles (UTLA), the AFT's L.A. affiliate — had the breathtaking nerve to:

  1. Endorse a mayoral candidate
  2. Who supported their members
  3. And supported public schools

In a democracy. During an election. As is their legal right.

The horror. Unions doing union things. Someone call the Founding Fathers.

Meanwhile, the same Daily Wire that is clutching its pearls over union political spending was literally seeded by billionaire brothers who used their fracking fortune to build a conservative media machine. The Wilks brothers didn't fund The Daily Wire because they love spirited civic debate. They funded it because political media is the most efficient dark money delivery system ever invented.

Ben Shapiro: The Sisyphus of the MAGA Mountain

And then there's Ben Shapiro himself — co-founder, editor emeritus, and the man who has spent a decade rolling that boulder of rapid-fire talking points up the mountain of public discourse, only to watch it roll back down every time reality intervenes.

To his credit, Shapiro is relentless. The Daily Wire publishes conservative talking points with the industrial efficiency of an Amazon fulfillment center — daily, targeted, and algorithmically optimized for outrage. The publication has transformed from a political blog into a vertically integrated culture-war conglomerate complete with streaming services, children's entertainment (because Disney wasn't conservative enough, apparently), razor blades, cigars, and coffee.

Nothing says "fighting the establishment" quite like a billion-dollar media empire selling you artisanal cigars between segments about how teachers are destroying America.

The Bigger Picture: What This Is Actually About

Strip away the outrage, the rebrands, the discredited superintendents, and the dark money paper trails, and the agenda becomes remarkably clear:

Destroy public trust in public schools → Defund public schools through vouchers → Privatize education → Profit.

Every hit piece on a teachers' union, every Defending Education "report," every Ryan Walters op-ed serves the same master: a handful of billionaires who have decided that public education is an inefficiency to be disrupted, and that teachers' unions are the last meaningful obstacle standing between them and a fully privatized school system.

The L.A. County Federation of Labor representing 800,000 workers isn't a scandal. It's democracy functioning as designed. Workers organizing, pooling resources, and advocating for candidates who support them and the communities they serve — that's not corruption. That's the entire point of a union.

What is worth scrutinizing is a network of dark money foundations, rebranded front groups, and a media empire funded by fossil fuel billionaires telling you — with a straight face — that the real threat to your children's education is their teacher's union.

Final Curtain

Ryan Walters resigned from Oklahoma's top education post under a cloud of ethics investigations, impeachment pressure, administrative chaos, and a TV incident that his own party couldn't explain away. He then immediately pivoted to a national platform to lecture the rest of America about education integrity.

The Daily Wire — funded by fracking billionaires, worth over a billion dollars — publishes his work under the banner of fighting elite power.

Defending Education — seeded by Leonard Leo's network and sustained by anonymous dark money — presents itself as a parent-led grassroots movement.

And somewhere in Los Angeles, 800,000 union workers had the temerity to vote.

One of these things is not like the others. And it's not the teachers.

The next time you read a breathless exposé about union corruption published by a billion-dollar conservative media company, funded by dark money foundations, authored by a scandal-plagued ex-official — remember: the people most loudly accusing others of rigging the system are usually the ones holding the wrench.