TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-26-23
Big Education Ape: ARKANSAS THE BLUE LITE SPECIAL STATE: EDUCATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WALTON FAMILY https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/arkansas-blue-lite-special-state.html
Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-19-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech #mauifire #MauiStrong https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-8-19-23.html
Big Education Ape: WELCOME BACK JIM CROW: THE CULTURE WARS SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FRIEND https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/welcome-back-jim-crow-culture-wars-say.html
Big Education Ape: MEATAXE MIKE CUTS AUTISM SERVICES TEAM, PROVES HE TRULY DESERVES HIS NICKNAME https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/meataxe-mike-cuts-autism-services-team.html
Big Education Ape: THE TEACHER SHORTAGE CRISIS - THE BILLIONAIRES PLAYBOOK STRIKES AGAIN: BILLIONAIRES -1 PUBLIC SCHOOLS - O https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/the-teacher-shortage-crisis.html
Big Education Ape: SCHOOL HAS STARTED, TECH BILLIONAIRES LICKING THEIR CHOPS, PROFITS IN EDUCATION HAVE BECOME SENTIENT, PRIVATIZE NET DEATHSTAR LAUNCH IMMINENT https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/school-has-started-tech-billionaires.html
Big Education Ape: CALIFORNIA GETS NEW MATH STANDARDS, BUT DO THEY ADD UP https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/california-gets-new-math-standards-but.html
Big Education Ape: DARK BIDEN VOWS NEVER TO GIVE UP ON AMERICAN STUDENTS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/dark-biden-vows-never-to-give-up-on.html
Big Education Ape: MAGA PUSHES OVER 400 CULTURE WAR BILLS IN 2 YEARS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM PEN AMERICA https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/maga-pushes-over-400-culture-war-bills.html
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MONTGOMERY CO. FAMILIES PISSED THAT THEIR KIDS MIGHT LEARN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN THEM , JUDGE ROLLS EYES In a turn of events, a Maryland judge has affirmed the separation of church and state by denying a group of parents' request to opt their children out of lessons featuring LGBTQ+ inclusive books. The parents, who clearly have no sense, submitted the request on August 9th, claimin
In a scandal that has rocked the political world, it has been revealed that some of America's wealthiest billionaires are in bed with some of the country's most powerful justices. But don't worry, it's all in good fun - as long as they keep one hand in their own pocket! It all started when the Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank with ties to two billionaires, was found to be behind a
Oklahoma's MAGA Mad Monk of Education, Ryan Walters, has done it again – causing bomb threats at a Tulsa elementary school. But this time, State Representative Mickey Dollens is calling for his impeachment. Dollens claims that Walters has created an unsafe environment for teachers and students, and has used his office to vilify everyone from teachers to librarians. Well, we can't say we're surpr
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THE TEACHER SHORTAGE CRISIS THE BILLIONAIRES PLAYBOOK STRIKES AGAIN BILLIONAIRES -1 PUBLIC SCHOOLS - O As schools across the United States open their doors for the new academic year, they are faced with a major problem: teacher shortages. And while some may see this as the big payoff for following the billionaires' playbook for privatizing schools, it's hard to ignore the fact that it's causing c
In a shocking turn of events, Bunnell Elementary in Florida has promised to feed its students if they perform better on standardized tests. Yes, you read that right. The school has resorted to bribery to boost its grades. And if that wasn't enough, they have also promised to let their students sleep instead of taking Adderall if they do really well on these tests. Talk about incentives! In a sec
Oklahoma's Superintendent of Public Instruction, Ryan Walters, has recently announced his new Christ Complex, and it's causing quite a stir. Walters, a Republican, has vowed to turn Oklahoma into a theocracy if he's elected governor, and he's pushing for more religious teachings in public schools. Walters' new Christ Complex has caused many to question his motives and qualifications as an educat
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In a recent press conference, President Joe Biden reaffirmed his commitment to American students by taking another shot at student loans. With his signature wit and charm, Biden announced the launch of the Department of Education's new income-driven repayment plan, SAVE (Simplified Aid for Earnings-Based Repayment). The plan, which replaces the REPAYE plan, offers a reduced maximum monthly payme
School has started and the tech billionaires are licking their chops as profits in education have become sentient. The launch of PrivatizeNet Deathstar is imminent. But what does this mean for the classroom? Are we going to be replaced by robots? Will we be forced to take orders from our new AI overlords? Fear not, dear reader, for AI is not here to replace us, but to help us. One of the ways th
MAGA PUSHES OVER 400 CULTURE WAR BILLS IN 2 YEARS, ACCORDING TO A NEW REPORT FROM PEN AMERICA In a recent report from PEN America, it has been revealed that MAGA has pushed over 400 culture war bills in just 2 years. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Wow, that's impressive!" But before we start handing out participation trophies, let's take a closer look at what these bills actually entail. Acc
Oklahoma's superintendent of public instruction, Ryan Walters, has been causing quite a stir in the education world lately. From calling for prayer in public schools to hanging the Ten Commandments in classrooms, Walters has been pushing his conservative agenda on the state's largest district, Tulsa Public Schools (TPS). But it seems his tactics have finally caught up with him, as TPS Superinten
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In a move that has left many scratching their heads, the Arkansas Department of Education has continued its push to rewrite history and deny students the opportunity to learn the truth about America's past. The department has demanded that districts turn over all materials related to the recently pulled Advanced Placement African American Studies pilot program, citing concerns that the program m
MEATAXE MIKE CUTS AUTISM SERVICES TEAM, PROVES HE TRULY DESERVES HIS NICKNAME In a move that has left teachers scratching their heads and parents fuming, MeatAxe Mike Miles has cut services to the special education department in the Houston Independent School District. Yes, you read that right. MeatAxe Mike is back and he's proving that he truly deserves the nickname. But don't worry, folks. Meat
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BACK TO SCHOOL: A parent’s guide to K-12 school success AVOID THE SCHOOL CULTURE WARS A parent’s guide to K-12 school success click on picture What Schools Can Do To Support Parents Recognize that all parents, regardless of income, education or cultural background, are involved in their children's learning and want their children to do well. Design programs that will support families to guide the
As temperatures continue to rise across the United States, students are facing a new challenge in their academic pursuits: extreme heat. That's right folks, it's not just the standardized tests that are causing stress and anxiety, now we have to worry about the weather too! According to a recent report from The Hill, hotter temperatures during the school year have been shown to reduce the rate o
SAY GOODBYE TO TWIT-X META'S THREADS WEB VERSION IS HER TO SAVE US ALL In a move that's sure to delight fans of the popular messaging app, Threads, Meta (formerly known as Facebook) has announced that a web version of the app is on the way. The news comes as a welcome relief to those who have been frustrated with the mobile-only nature of the app, which has been a thorn in the side of users ever
Florida, the state that gave us Disney World, alligators, and the infamous "Florida Man" headlines, has now added another title to its repertoire: the most homophobic state in the union. And who better to make this announcement than Governor Ronald DeSantis, the man who looks like he's constantly trying to suppress a smirk? But what led to this dubious honor? It all started with the Florida nick
ARKANSAS THE BLUE LITE SPECIAL STATE EDUCATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WALTON FAMILY Welcome to the wonderful world of Arkansas Walmart Education Blue Lite Special State, a solely owned subsidiary of the Walton family and supported by other billionaire foundations seeking to privatize public education. It's like a carnival ride, but instead of clowns and cotton candy, you get charter schools and st
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In a move that has left many scratching their heads, California has rolled out new state math guidelines that aim to put meaning-making at the center of the math classroom. The guidelines promote a focus on problem-solving and applying math knowledge to real-world situations, but critics are asking: do they add up? The new guidelines, which were approved by the California State Board of Educatio
Let's face it, we've all been swept up in the hype of AI and its potential to revolutionize the world as we know it. But as the dust settles and the novelty wears off, is it time to start mourning the death of the AI boom? Or is it just taking a much-needed nap? First, let's take a look at the evidence. Reports suggest that generative AI and its chatbots are losing steam as consumers grow tired
Ah, public education. The cornerstone of democracy, the foundation of knowledge, the...subject of heated political debate? That's right, folks. In today's America, public education has become a battleground for the culture wars, with right-winged MAGA billionaires like Koch and DeVos leading the charge to dismantle it piece by piece. Let's start with the big one, shall we? Vouchers have become t
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Houston ISD Superintendent Mike Miles recently made his debut as a playwright with his musical play, "The Rocky Horde Takeover Show". The play, which was part of the convocation ceremony for Houston ISD teachers, was met with mixed reviews, to say the least. Miles himself played the role of a diner owner who mentored students in a town with an "antiquated" public school system facing reforms fro
In a bizarre turn of events, Clay County in Florida has become the book ban heartland of the US. Yes, you read that right. The county has gained infamy for its high number of book challenges resulting in the removal of over 175 titles from public school libraries. And if that wasn't enough, hundreds more are unavailable due to the policy of books being pulled as soon as a challenge form is filed
The Constitution Prohibits Trump From Ever Being President Again The only question is whether American citizens today can uphold that commitment. By J. Michael Luttig and Laurence H. Tribe Trump Is Constitutionally Prohibited From the Presidency - The Atlantic https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/08/donald-trump-constitutionally-prohibited-presidency/675048/ Article Summary The authors
TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-19-23 Big Education Ape: BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP'S RACKETEERING CHARGES PROVE HE'S NOT JUST A CON MAN, HE'S A PRO CON MAN READ THE COMPLETE TEXT http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/breaking-news-trumps-racketeering.html Big Education Ape: FOUNDING FATHERS WTF: A STATE SPONSORED CATHOLIC PUBLIC CHARTER SCHOOL? http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/founding-father-w
