TRUMP COVERS PEACHES & HERB:
RE-INDICTED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted again in a federal election interference case, with a grand jury issuing a new set of charges. This parody song captures the humor in the situation:
I was a fool to ever leave the White House
Me minus power is such a lonely grouse
The impeachment we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love politics 'cause I want it bad, hey, hey
I spent the evening watching TV shows
Regret the moment that I let the polls close
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love campaigning 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
I sat here starin' at the same old tweets
Came back to life just when I got your subpoenas
I wished I could climb right through the legal line
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey
I can't go cheatin', honey, I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce on court moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your trials, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Justice
Lawyer, lawyer, this is solid case
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the evidence I have with all my might, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
The revised indictment against Donald Trump is the last thing he needs right now | Lloyd Green | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/aug/28/donald-trump-new-indictment-election-polls
The worst part of Trump’s reaction to new, superseding indictment https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/worst-part-trumps-reaction-new-superseding-indictment-rcna168587
Trump special counsel files new election interference indictment https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdpq4en1vvo
