JD Lil Couchy Vance: A Couch Invitation
Oh, JD Lil Couchy Vance, you're quite a sight,
With your cushiony swagger and upholstery might.
Come sit on this couch, don't be shy,
Let's chat and relax, just you and I.
Your springs may be squeaky, your fabric worn,
But your comfort level's where legends are born.
JD Lil Couchy, you're one of a kind,
A sofa so cool, it'll blow your mind.
So waddle on over, don't make me beg,
(I promise the dog hasn't chewed on your leg).
We'll sink in the cushions and share some laughs,
While you tell me tales of upholstery gaffes.
JD Lil Couchy Vance, my living room star,
You're the king of comfort, near and far.
So park your plush self right next to me,
And let's be couch potatoes, just wait and see!
