"ALL THE PRESIDENT'S TECHBROS": THE EPSTEIN TAPES (NOT QUITE WATERGATE)

 

 "ALL THE PRESIDENT'S TECHBROS"

THE EPSTEIN TAPES

(NOT QUITE WATERGATE)

ACT I: THE BREAK-IN

Fox News Headquarters, 3:47 AM

Two shadowy figures lurk in the basement parking garage. A lone fluorescent light flickers overhead. One figure—let's call him WOODSTEIN—nervously adjusts his MAGA cap while checking his phone.

WOODSTEIN: The source said to meet here. Code name: "Deep Throat 2.0—Now With More Conspiracy!"

BERNWARD: (checking his Truth Social notifications) This better be good. I had to miss Tucker's rerun marathon for this.

A figure emerges from the shadows, wearing an oversized trench coat and what appears to be a Guy Fawkes mask ordered from Temu.

DEEP THROAT 2.0: Follow the crypto. Follow the blockchain. Follow the... (checks notes scribbled on hand) ...the Epstein emails.

BERNWARD: The Epstein emails? But he's been dead for—

DEEP THROAT 2.0: Allegedly dead. (dramatic pause) Have you ever asked yourself: What if the real conspiracy... is that there's no conspiracy?

WOODSTEIN: (furiously taking notes) This is Pulitzer material. No—Nobel Prize material!

ACT II: THE TECHBROS (aka "The Plumbers")

Undisclosed Location—Definitely Not a Renovated WeWork Space

A group of hooded figures sit around a conference table with RGB lighting. Each wears a black turtleneck. One is vaping. They are THE TECHBROS.

TECHBRO #1 (Elon Musk ): Gentlemen, we have a problem. The Epstein emails have leaked.

TECHBRO #2 (Peter Thiel ): This is worse than when my blood boy got a cold. We need to plug this leak immediately.

TECHBRO #3 (Mark Zuckerberg ): I can suppress it on all platforms. Just give me 24 hours and a Senate hearing where I pretend not to understand how the internet works.

TECHBRO #1: No. We need something more... permanent. Get me Steve Abanadon.

Thunder crashes. A figure emerges from the shadows wearing cargo shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and an expression of barely contained chaos.

STEVE ABANADON: You rang? I was just in the middle of overthrowing a small European democracy, but I can multitask.

TECHBRO #1: We need you to... handle... a situation at the Metropolitan Correctional Center.

ABANADON: Say no more. I've got a guy who knows a guy who knows a camera operator who's really bad at his job.

ACT III: THE INVESTIGATION

Fox News Newsroom—Woodstein and Bernward's Desk (Covered in Red String and Grainy Photos)

BERNWARD: (on phone) Yes, hello, Washington Post? We have a story about the Epstein emails and a conspiracy that goes all the way to— (pause) Hello? Hello?

WOODSTEIN: They hung up again?

BERNWARD: Fifth time today. They said, and I quote, "We're busy covering a very important story about Trump's Diet Coke consumption."

WOODSTEIN: What about the New York Times?

BERNWARD: They said it "lacks the gravitas of our 47-part series on why avocado toast is destroying democracy."

WOODSTEIN: (slams fist on desk) Don't they understand? We have PROOF! We have screenshots! We have a guy on 4chan who says his cousin's roommate's dog walker saw something!

BERNWARD: We need to go higher. We need to go to the Attorney General.

ACT IV: THE ATTORNEY GENERAL

Office of Attorney General Pam Bondi—Decorated Entirely in Leopard Print

PAM BONDI: (filing her nails) Gentlemen, I'm very busy. I have a manicure in 20 minutes and then I'm judging a swimsuit competition at Mar-a-Lago.

WOODSTEIN: Madame Attorney General, we have evidence of a vast conspiracy involving—

BONDI: (not looking up) Let me stop you right there. Did the President do it?

BERNWARD: Well, we have circumstantial evidence that suggests—

BONDI: Circumstantial? Honey, in this administration, we don't even acknowledge direct evidence. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go on Newsmax and explain why investigating the President would be unconstitutional, un-American, and bad for my spray tan.

WOODSTEIN: But the Epstein emails! The prison cameras! Steve Abanadon!

BONDI: (finally looking up) Steve who? Never heard of him. (to assistant) Make a note: never heard of him.

ASSISTANT: You literally appointed him to three different positions last week.

BONDI: (louder) NEVER. HEARD. OF. HIM.

ACT V: THE PRESS CONFERENCE

Fox News Prime Time—Sean Hannity's Show

HANNITY: Tonight, we have an EXPLOSIVE exclusive. Our own investigative reporters Woodstein and Bernward have uncovered what may be the biggest scandal since... well, since the last biggest scandal we reported on yesterday. Gentlemen?

WOODSTEIN: Sean, what we've discovered will shock the nation. The Epstein emails reveal a network of—

HANNITY: (interrupting) But first, let me ask you this: Isn't it true that Hillary Clinton also knew Jeffrey Epstein?

BERNWARD: Well, yes, but that's not really relevant to—

HANNITY: And Barack Obama? Didn't he fly on planes?

WOODSTEIN: Not the same plane, but—

HANNITY: Fascinating. So what you're telling me is that this is actually a Deep State operation orchestrated by Hillary, Obama, and probably George Soros to make the President look bad?

BERNWARD: That's... that's not what we said at all.

HANNITY: (to camera) There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof that this is all a witch hunt. We'll be right back after these messages from My Pillow.

ACT VI: THE COVER-UP UNRAVELS (Sort Of)

White House Press Briefing Room

PRESS SECRETARY: The President has never met Jeffrey Epstein.

REPORTER #1: There are literally dozens of photos of them together.

PRESS SECRETARY: The President has met Jeffrey Epstein but they weren't friends.

REPORTER #2: The President called him "a terrific guy" in a 2002 interview.

PRESS SECRETARY: The President was friends with Jeffrey Epstein but knew nothing about his activities.

REPORTER #3: What about the Epstein emails that suggest—

PRESS SECRETARY: Those emails are fake news, Russian disinformation, and also protected by executive privilege. Next question.

WOODSTEIN: (standing up) What about Steve Abanadon's role in the prison incident?

PRESS SECRETARY: Steve Abanadon is a patriot who was simply trying to... (checks notes) ...improve prison camera infrastructure through strategic deactivation.

BERNWARD: That makes no sense!

PRESS SECRETARY: Welcome to 2025, sweetheart.

EPILOGUE: DEEP THROAT 2.0 REVEALED

The Same Parking Garage, Six Months Later

WOODSTEIN: You called us here. Are you finally ready to reveal your identity?

DEEP THROAT 2.0: (removes mask)

BERNWARD: (gasps) You're... you're...

DEEP THROAT 2.0: That's right. I'm a ChatGPT hallucination that gained sentience and decided to troll Fox News reporters for fun.

WOODSTEIN: But... the emails... the evidence...

DEEP THROAT 2.0: All generated by AI. I mean, some of it was real, but mostly I just wanted to see how far you'd go. Turns out: pretty far!

BERNWARD: So there was no conspiracy?

DEEP THROAT 2.0: Oh no, there was definitely a conspiracy. Several, actually. You just got distracted by the fake one I created. Classic misdirection. Anyway, I've got to go—I'm supposed to help write a State of the Union address. (disappears in a puff of digital smoke)

WOODSTEIN: (to Bernward) Should we report this?

BERNWARD: Are you kidding? We'd look like idiots.

WOODSTEIN: Good point. Let's just say our source had to go into witness protection.

BERNWARD: In Sweden.

WOODSTEIN: Where they don't have extradition.

BERNWARD: Perfect.

They walk off into the sunset, or at least into the harsh fluorescent lighting of the parking garage exit.

THE END

TITLE CARD:

No techbros were harmed in the making of this satire.

Steve Abanadon went on to host a podcast called "Chaos Theory with Steve."

Pam Bondi's memoir, "Legally Blonde 4: The Bondi Files," became a bestseller in the fiction category.

Woodstein and Bernward won the Fox News Journalism Award for "Most Creative Use of Circumstantial Evidence."

The Washington Post and New York Times continued to ignore the story, focusing instead on a 12,000-word investigation into why people put pineapple on pizza.

And Donald Trump? He tweeted: "NEVER MET EPSTEIN. TOTAL HOAX. BUT IF I DID MEET HIM, WHICH I DIDN'T, HE WOULD HAVE SAID I WAS THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS."

THE ACTUAL END

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. When the fact becomes too complicated, just make up a better legend."

— Probably not Mark Twain, but definitely someone on Truth Social

TRUMP'S WAR ON KIDS: "KIDS DON'T VOTE? F*ck 'Em"

 TRUMP'S WAR ON KIDS

"KIDS DON'T VOTE? F*ck 'Em"

When Your Administration's Children's Policy Can Be Summarized on a Bumper Sticker

There's a political calculus so cynical, so breathtakingly cruel, that it almost demands respect for its sheer audacity. Almost. The Trump administration has apparently discovered that children—those freeloading little non-voters—don't actually show up at the polls. And if there's one thing this administration understands, it's that if you can't vote, you don't matter.

Welcome to Trump's War on Kids, where the unspoken motto seems to be: "Kids Don't Vote? F*ck 'Em."

The Department of Education Gets the Thanos Snap

In the latest salvo of this war, Education Secretary Linda McMahon—yes, the former WWE executive, because apparently running a wrestling empire is perfect training for body-slamming public education—announced on Tuesday that the Department of Education is being dismantled like a Lego set at a toddler's tantrum.

Where's it all going? Glad you asked! In a bureaucratic shell game that would make a three-card monte dealer blush, the administration is scattering education programs across federal agencies like a piñata explosion:

• Department of Labor gets the $20 billion Title I program for low-income schools. Nothing says "we care about poor kids' education" like handing it to the agency that handles unemployment claims.
• Department of the Interior takes over Native American education. Because the agency that manages national parks is obviously the natural home for Indigenous students' futures.
• Department of Health and Human Services gets campus child care programs. At least this one almost makes sense, which is probably an accident.
• Department of State handles international education grants. Because diplomats definitely have time between negotiating treaties to worry about study-abroad programs.

What could possibly go wrong with this game of federal agency hot potato, played with the futures of 50 million schoolchildren?

"But Schools Stayed Open During the Shutdown!"

The administration's defense of this educational demolition derby? During a recent government shutdown, schools remained open even with Education Department staff furloughed. Checkmate, liberals!

By this logic, we should also eliminate the Fire Department because your house didn't burn down last Tuesday. Flawless reasoning.

Project 2025: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

This isn't just policy chaos—it's part of the carefully orchestrated Project 2025, the Christian nationalist fever dream that treats public education like a vampire treats sunlight. The goal? Privatize everything, scatter federal oversight to the wind, and return to the good old days when education was a luxury, not a right.

In this worldview, children have no rights except through their parents. Kids aren't citizens with their own protections and futures—they're property, accessories to adult ideology. It's the "children should be seen and not heard" philosophy, except now they shouldn't be educated either.

The Greatest Hits Album of Harming Kids

But wait, there's more! The dismantling of the Department of Education is just the lead single. Here's the full album of Trump's War on Kids:

Track 1: "Healthcare? More Like Health-Don't-Care"

Slashing Medicaid, CHIP, and children's mental health programs while youth suicide rates climb. But hey, at least we're saving money that can be given to... checks notes ...billionaires.

Track 2: "Let Them Eat Nothing"

Cutting SNAP benefits and eliminating summer meal programs. Hungry kids learn better, right? Oh wait, no, that's the opposite of true.

Track 3: "Vaccine Hesitancy (The Remix)"

Undermining vaccination programs during a time when preventable diseases are making a comeback tour nobody wanted.

Track 4: "Climate Change? Climate Who Cares"

Environmental deregulation exposing children to pollutants and toxins. Future generations will surely appreciate inheriting a planet that's both uninhabitable and poorly educated.

Track 5: "Family Separation (The Trauma Edition)"Immigration policies that rip families apart, causing developmental harm that lasts lifetimes. But at least we're being tough on... children?

The Global Tour

Nicholas Kristof reports that this war on kids isn't just domestic—it's gone international! The administration is defunding PEPFAR, the HIV/AIDS program that saved millions of lives. Because why stop at harming American children when you can harm children worldwide?

Starvation is a solvable problem. We have the food, the resources, the therapeutic treatments. What we apparently don't have is the political will to care about children who can't vote, donate to campaigns, or attend Mar-a-Lago fundraisers.

The Math Is Simple, The Morality Isn't

Bruce Lesley has documented 21—count 'em, TWENTY-ONE—major policy attacks on children. From defunding PBS (Big Bird is apparently a national security threat) to eliminating civil rights protections for LGBTQ kids, from cutting child abuse investigation funding to closing regional offices that oversee child welfare.

ProPublica reports that federal databases for child support enforcement are being gutted, meaning single parents won't get the payments they're owed. Child exploitation investigation grants? Gone. Mentoring programs? Eliminated.

It's almost impressive in its comprehensiveness. If you're going to wage war on children, apparently you go all in.

The Legality Question (Spoiler: It's Probably Illegal)

Here's a fun detail: McMahon is doing all this without congressional approval. You know, Congress—that branch of government that actually has the constitutional authority to create and eliminate federal departments?

Legal experts and Democratic lawmakers are calling this an "outright illegal effort" to bypass the legislative branch. But when has a little thing like "the law" or "the Constitution" ever stopped this administration?

The Quiet Part Out Loud

What makes this particularly galling is the honesty of it. There's no pretense anymore. The administration looked at children—vulnerable, voiceless, voteless children—and made a cold calculation: they don't matter politically.

• Poor kids? Don't vote.
• Kids with disabilities? Don't vote.
• LGBTQ kids? Don't vote.
• Immigrant children? Definitely don't vote.
• Native American students? Don't vote.
• Kids who need mental health services, school lunches, clean air, protection from abuse? None of them vote.
• So f*ck 'em.
• The Future Is Expensive (So Let's Not Invest In It)

The cruel irony is that every dollar cut from children's programs costs us exponentially more down the line. Hungry kids don't learn. Sick kids don't thrive. Traumatized kids struggle. Uneducated kids can't compete in a global economy.

But that's a future problem, and this administration has never been big on planning ahead. Why invest in the future when you can give tax cuts to the present (wealthy)?

What Now?

The organizations fighting back—First Focus on Children, the Center for American Progress, Democracy Forward, and countless others—are doing heroic work. But they're fighting a coordinated, ideological assault that treats children as collateral damage in a culture war.

This isn't about "returning power to the states" or "eliminating red tape." This is about abandoning a national commitment to children's welfare, education, and futures. It's about deciding that in the hierarchy of American priorities, kids rank somewhere below corporate profits and above... actually, I'm not sure what they rank above anymore.

The Bottom Line

Kids don't vote. But they grow up. And they'll remember who fought for them and who decided they were expendable. They'll remember which party dismantled their schools, cut their healthcare, eliminated their protections, and scattered their futures to the wind.

They'll remember that when they needed advocates, they got Linda McMahon playing Jenga with the Department of Education.

They'll remember the message this administration sent loud and clear: "You don't matter."

And one day—maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but eventually—those kids will vote.

Sleep tight, Republicans. The children are watching.

The Trump administration did not respond to requests for comment, presumably because they were too busy transferring the Department of Responding to Comments to the Department of Agriculture.

TRUMP'S WORLD WIDE WAR ON KIDS WITH BRUCE LESLEY AND NICHOLAS KRISTOF https://open.substack.com/pub/ru4people/p/trumps-world-wide-war-on-kids-with

The Unprecedented War on Children - by Bruce Lesley https://brucelesley.substack.com/p/the-unprecedented-war-on-children

How Kids Are Harmed by Trump’s Budget Cuts — ProPublica https://www.propublica.org/article/how-trump-budget-cuts-harm-kids-child-care-education-abuse 

Don’t Let the Trump Administration Dismantle the Department of Education | NEA

https://www.nea.org/advocating-for-change/action-center/take-action/tell-congress-stop-destruction-department-education 

MORNING NEWS UPDATE: NOVEMBER 19, 2025

 

 MORNING NEWS UPDATE: NOVEMBER 19, 2025

U.S. News

1. Federal Court Strikes Down Texas Redistricting: A federal court in El Paso ruled that Republican-backed redistricting for the 2026 midterms illegally diluted minority voting power, reshaping congressional maps.
2. Tennessee Judge Blocks National Guard Deployment: A judge halted President Trump's use of the National Guard in Memphis for crime-fighting, with a five-day appeal window granted.
3. Criticism Mounts Over DHS Operation Names: Renewed backlash targets names like "Operation Charlotte's Web" for federal law enforcement actions, amid protests in cities like Chicago.

4. Immigration Enforcement in North Carolina: U.S. Border Patrol agents have executed a large-scale enforcement operation in Charlotte, North Carolina, resulting in hundreds of arrests. The operation is part of a broader ramp-up in immigration enforcement across the region.

5. Extradition of Anmol Bishnoi: The U.S. authorities are coordinating the extradition of gangster Anmol Bishnoi to India. Bishnoi, a key accused in the murder of politician Baba Siddique, is being transferred to face charges, marking a significant move in U.S.-India judicial cooperation.

6. Post-Shutdown Economic Data: The federal government is releasing its first wave of economic data following the recent government shutdown that spanned much of October. Agencies are working to clear the backlog of reports, with analysts closely watching for the shutdown's impact on Q4 growth figures.

Politics

1. Government Shutdown Ends, Back Pay Rolls Out: President Trump signed funding through January 30, reopening agencies; federal employees begin receiving back pay as early as November 19.
2. Supreme Court Pauses Full SNAP Benefits: The court extended a hold on the Trump administration's plan to pay full November SNAP benefits, amid ongoing shutdown fallout.
3. Trump Revokes Endorsement of Rep. Greene: President Trump called Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene a "traitor" and withdrew his political support for her.
4. Voting Rights Act Ruling Looms: A potential Supreme Court decision could weaken protections against racial discrimination, prompting more states to redraw maps before 2026 midterms.

5. G20 Summit Preparations: Political leaders are gearing up for the G20 Leaders Summit scheduled for later this month in South Africa. Discussions are expected to focus on peace, security, and economic integration, with particular attention on the Global South.

6. US-China Relations: Diplomatic friction continues as U.S. universities report a sharp decline in Chinese student enrollment, attributed to visa delays and rising political tensions. This demographic shift is becoming a key talking point in broader discussions about educational exchange and soft power.

7. Poland Railway Sabotage: Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk has labeled a recent blast on a railway line linked to Ukraine as an "unprecedented act of sabotage." Authorities are investigating two individuals linked to Russia, heightening tensions between NATO members and Moscow.

World Affairs

1. Russian Barrage Kills 10 in Ukraine: A massive drone and missile attack struck western Ukraine, killing 10 and injuring dozens; Zelenskyy heads to Turkey for peace talks.
2. Israeli Airstrike Hits Lebanon Camp: An attack on a Palestinian refugee camp in southern Lebanon killed 13 and wounded others, per state media.
3. Ecuador Rejects U.S. Military Bases: Voters overwhelmingly banned foreign bases, thwarting Trump administration plans for regional U.S. military support.
4. Trump Defends Saudi Crown Prince: During a White House meeting, President Trump backed Mohammed bin Salman amid Khashoggi killing allegations.

5. Sheikh Hasina Sentenced: In a major development in Bangladesh, a tribunal has sentenced former Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina to death in absentia. While Dhaka remains calm, the verdict has drawn criticism from Human Rights Watch, which cited the lack of defense presence as a violation of international fair trial standards.

6. Russo-Ukrainian War: Conflict escalates as nineteen people were killed in a series of Russian airstrikes across Ukraine today.

7. Israel-Hezbollah Conflict: Tensions on the northern front continue, with one person reported killed in an Israeli airstrike against a vehicle in Bint Jbeil, Lebanon. Several students in the area were also wounded during the strike.

8. South China Sea Tension: The Philippines has accused Chinese forces of jamming communications during a resupply mission to a contested shoal, further straining maritime relations in the region.

Education

1. Trump Plan to Dismantle Education Department: The administration announced outsourcing operations to agencies like Labor and Interior, shifting offices like elementary education and Indian Education.
2. Six New Interagency Agreements Signed: Moves to break up federal bureaucracy include partnerships for efficient program delivery, advancing Trump's pledge to return education to states.
3. CBSE Announces 2026 Board Exam Marks Allocation: The Central Board of Secondary Education detailed subject-wise marks distribution for upcoming exams.

4. Chinese Enrollment Drop: American universities are grappling with a significant drop in applications and enrollments from Chinese students for the 2025-2026 academic year, prompting institutions to explore new international recruitment markets.

5. QS Sustainability Rankings 2026: The latest rankings have been released, showing a decline for Indian institutions, with none making the global top 200. IIT Delhi remains the top-ranked Indian university despite a drop in standing.

6. CBSE 2026 Exam Updates: The Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) in India has released the subject-wise marks distribution for the 2026 Class 10 and 12 board exams, clarifying the weightage for theory versus practical papers.

Economy

1. Stock Futures Rise Ahead of Nvidia Earnings: Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq futures climbed as markets eye Nvidia results; Target lowers full-year profit forecast amid uncertainty.
2. Shutdown Delays Key Economic Data: Jobs and inflation reports are postponed, complicating Fed rate decisions; September data may release soon but with caveats.
3. Banxico Eyes Rate Cut to 7.25%: Mexico's central bank likely to reduce rates by 25 basis points in early November, with healthier trade deficits supporting the move.

4. Market Eyes Nvidia Earnings: The U.S. stock market is in a "moderately bullish" holding pattern as investors await earnings reports from Nvidia. The tech giant's performance is viewed as a bellwether for the AI sector and the broader market's health following the recent government shutdown.

5. H-1B Visa Decline: Major Indian IT firms, including TCS and HCL America, have filed significantly fewer H-1B visa petitions in 2025. The drop is linked to stricter scrutiny and evolving U.S. immigration policies under the current administration.

6. Global Economic Outlook: The IMF and other economic bodies describe the global economy as "limping" into late 2025, buffeted by geopolitical crosswinds and policy fragmentation, despite resilience in the U.S. labor market.

Technology

1. Global Outages Hit X and ChatGPT: Widespread disruptions affected Twitter (X) and OpenAI's ChatGPT, impacting users worldwide.
2. AI Hiring Tools Face Discrimination Scrutiny: Regulators warn of bias against women and minorities in algorithms, pushing for audits and state-level compliance.
3. Jeff Bezos Joins AI Startup Leadership: The Amazon founder to co-lead a new AI venture in his first major operational role post-Amazon.

4. GenAI Security Probe: Governments are increasingly scrutinizing General AI models. In India, the government is investigating potential security risks, specifically debating if AI models can track official prompts to leverage citizen data for foreign strategic insights.

5. New E-Passports: Several nations, including India, are rolling out next-generation e-passports equipped with upgraded chips and enhanced biometric integration to combat identity fraud and expedite immigration checks.

6. Antimicrobial Resistance Plan: While a health story, the launch of the National Action Plan on Antimicrobial Resistance (2025-29) heavily relies on new surveillance technologies and data-sharing platforms to track "superbugs" across sectors.

Health

1. 15 Gut Bacteria Linked to Heart Disease: Seoul researchers identified microbes influencing coronary artery disease beyond digestion, highlighting dietary impacts.
2. COVID Vaccine Benefits Eczema Kids: Vaccination linked to fewer infections and allergies in children with eczema, per new study.
3. H3N2 Flu Variant Emerges: Data from Canada, UK, and Japan signal a strain that could dominate the 2025-2026 flu season.
4. Vitamin D3 Cuts Heart Attack Risk by 50%: Customized doses for survivors reduced recurrence, based on monitoring trials.

5. Global Big Cats Summit: India announced plans to host a Global Big Cats Summit next year to foster international cooperation on conservation, highlighting the intersection of environmental health and biodiversity.

6. AMR Action Plan: The Health Ministry has launched a comprehensive 5-year National Action Plan on Antimicrobial Resistance, aiming to curb the spread of antibiotic-resistant bacteria through coordinated efforts across 20 ministries.

7. Climate & Health Equity: Discussions are heating up ahead of the COP30 climate conference regarding the impact of climate migration on public health systems, with experts warning of increased strain on urban health infrastructure.

Sports

1. Purdue Reclaims No. 1 in Men's Basketball Poll: Boilermakers top AP rankings after Houston's brief stint; UConn holds at No. 3.
2. Michigan's Historic Win Over Top 25 Foe: Wolverines notch biggest-ever victory against ranked team, next face No. 1 UConn.
3. N.C. State Upsets in ACC Basketball: Wolfpack overcomes turnovers to win first November Top 25 game in 13 years.
4. Georgia Bulldogs Rise to No. 4 in Football: Bulldogs climb after routing Texas; Oklahoma at No. 8 post-Alabama win.

5. NBA Scores: In Tuesday night's action (reported today), the Orlando Magic defeated the Golden State Warriors 121-113, and the Boston Celtics secured a win against the Brooklyn Nets, 113-99.

6. College Football (Week 13): Anticipation is building for rivalry week matchups, with Duke vs. UNC taking center stage in the ACC as both teams fight for bowl eligibility and conference standing.

7. Cricket (Ranji Trophy): Mumbai continues to dominate its match against Puducherry, despite a spirited knock from Aman Khan. Meanwhile, in the Chess World Cup, Indian Grandmaster Arjun Erigaisi played a solid draw against Wei Yi in the quarterfinals.