BOOM! GOV. TONY EVERS VETOED REPUBLICAN TAX CUT, PUTTING MORE MONEY IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CLASSROOMS

 

BOOM! GOV. TONY EVERS VETOED REPUBLICAN TAX CUT,  PUTTING MORE MONEY IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND CLASSROOMS

In a stunning move that left Republicans reeling, Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers vetoed a tax cut proposal and instead redirected the funds towards education. The move was met with cheers from educators and parents alike, who have been clamoring for increased funding for schools for years.

But not everyone was happy with the governor's decision. Republicans, who had pushed for the tax cut as a way to stimulate the economy, were quick to criticize Evers for what they saw as a shortsighted move.

"Typical liberal thinking," said one GOP lawmaker. "They always want to throw more money at education, but they never stop to think about the long-term consequences."

But Evers was quick to fire back, pointing out that investing in education is one of the smartest things a government can do.

"After all," he quipped, "it's not like we can just print more smart people."

The governor's decision was also met with enthusiasm from educators, who have been struggling to make ends meet in an era of budget cuts and stagnant wages.

"I can't tell you how much this means to us," said one teacher. "We've been scraping by for years, and now we finally have some hope."

Of course, not everyone was thrilled with the news. Some taxpayers were concerned that their hard-earned dollars were being funneled into a black hole of bureaucracy, with no guarantee of results.

But Evers was quick to reassure them that the money would be put to good use, and that Wisconsin's schools would soon be the envy of the nation.

"Who knows," he joked, "maybe we'll even be able to teach Texans how to spell 'cheesehead.'"

The governor's decision was also seen as a political victory for Democrats, who have been struggling to gain traction in a state that has traditionally leaned Republican.

"Tony Evers is a genius," said one political analyst. "He's managed to unite educators, parents, and Democrats all in one fell swoop. It's a masterstroke of political maneuvering."

And while Republicans may be fuming over the veto, it's clear that Governor Evers has struck a chord with Wisconsin voters. With his wit, charm, and commitment to education, he may just be the leader that this state needs to move forward into a brighter future.

Wisconsin’s Democratic governor guts Republican tax cut, increases school funding for 400 years | PBS NewsHour https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/wisconsins-democratic-governor-guts-republican-tax-cut-increases-school-funding-for-400-years

Here's what 400 years of Wisconsin school district funding means | Wisconsin Public Radio https://www.wpr.org/evers-state-budget-partial-veto-student-funding-402-years 

Wisconsin Gov. Uses Line-Item Veto to Boost Education Funding for 400+ Years https://www.commondreams.org/news/wisconsin-evers-public-education-veto 

WWE MATCH OR OKLAHOMA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION MEETING

 

WWE MATCH OR OKLAHOMA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION MEETING

It's not every day that a meeting of the Oklahoma State Board of Education turns into a WWE match, but that's exactly what happened on June 22nd. Apparently, two individuals decided to play bouncer and block people from entering the meeting, causing a scuffle to break out. And just when you thought things couldn't get any crazier, criminal affidavits were filed.

Now, I don't know about you, but when I think of a State Board of Education meeting, I picture a bunch of stuffy old men in suits sitting around a table discussing curriculum and standardized testing. But apparently, things are a bit more exciting in Oklahoma.

According to the affidavits, OHP Lieutenant Alan Beaty was called in to deal with the situation. I can only imagine his reaction when he heard that there was a brawl going down at a State Board of Education meeting. "What? Did they run out of coffee and donuts or something?"

When Lieutenant Beaty arrived on the scene, he found another OHP Lieutenant and a Security Officer who filled him in on the details. I can only assume that they were all standing around scratching their heads wondering how they ended up dealing with a bunch of rowdy adults at an education meeting.

I mean, let's be real here. What could possibly be so important at a State Board of Education meeting that people would resort to fisticuffs? Are they arguing about whether or not to teach cursive writing in schools? Is there a heated debate over whether or not Pluto should still be considered a planet? Or maybe it's just a bunch of parents fighting over whose kid is the smartest.

Whatever the reason for the scuffle, one thing is for sure: it's not every day that criminal affidavits are filed over an education meeting. I can only imagine what the judge was thinking when he saw these affidavits come across his desk. "Wait, what? A fight at an education meeting? Am I reading this right?"

In all seriousness though, it's a bit concerning that people would resort to violence over something as trivial as a State Board of Education meeting. Let's hope that everyone involved learned their lesson and that future meetings will be a bit more civil. And if not, well, at least we'll have something to laugh about.

Unrest and disorder at Oklahoma State Board of Education meeting leads to criminal affidavits https://okcfox.com/news/local/unrest-and-disorder-at-oklahoma-state-board-of-education-meeting-leads-to-criminal-affidavits-ol-ranger-leonard-scott-ryan-walters-assault-ohp-edwards-moore-sean-cummings 

Three could face charges after confrontation at Oklahoma State Board of Education meeting | KFOR.com Oklahoma City https://kfor.com/news/local/three-could-face-charges-after-confrontation-at-oklahoma-state-board-of-education-meeting/#:~:text=OKLAHOMA%20CITY%20(KFOR)%20%E2%80%93%20Three,Tulsa%20teacher%20and

ELON MUSK AND TWITTER NEEDS HELP: THREADS MAY NOT BE THE HELP HE WAS LOOKING FOR

 

ELON MUSK AND TWITTER NEEDS HELP THREADS MAY NOT BE THE HELP HE WAS LOOKING FOR

Is it time to tell Elon Musk to go get some help? Well, with the launch of Threads, the potential ‘Twitter Killer’, it might just be. 

So, what is Threads? It’s a new way to share with text. But, let’s be real, it’s basically just a fancier version of texting. But hey, if it means we can finally ditch Twitter and all its drama, we’re all for it.

Speaking of drama, what is going on with Twitter lately? It seems like every day there’s a new controversy or scandal. From politicians getting into Twitter wars to celebrities oversharing their personal lives, it’s all just too much.

But fear not, my friends. There are other alternatives to Twitter. You’ve got platforms like Instagram and Facebook, which are great for sharing photos and updates with friends and family. And then there are more niche platforms like LinkedIn for professional networking or Reddit for finding like-minded communities.

But back to Threads. How can you get it? Well, it’s currently only available on iOS, but an Android version is reportedly in the works. So, if you’re an iPhone user, go ahead and download it now. And if you’re not, well, I guess you’ll just have to wait.

Since its launch, Threads has already hit 30 million users a day. That’s a lot of people who are ready to ditch Twitter and try something new. And with Elon Musk’s Twitter account constantly making headlines for all the wrong reasons, it seems like he should be the first in line to try out Threads.

So, is it time to tell Elon Musk to go get some help? Maybe not. But it is time for all of us to consider if Twitter is really worth all the drama. Maybe it’s time to switch things up and try something new. Who knows, maybe Threads will be the next big thing. Or maybe it’ll just be another passing trend. Either way, at least we can say we tried.

Threads hits 30 million users a day after launch, putting Musk’s Twitter on notice https://finance.yahoo.com/news/threads-hits-30-million-users-a-day-after-launch-putting-musks-twitter-on-notice-150826618.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr via @YahooFinance 

Threads: Everything to know about Instagram's app to rival Twitter | CNN Business https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/06/tech/instagram-threads-app-explained/index.html 

Meta Introducing Threads: A New Way to Share With Text https://about.fb.com/news/2023/07/introducing-threads-new-app-text-sharing/ 

Threads: What to Know About Instagram’s ‘Twitter Killer’ App - The New York Times https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/05/technology/threads-app-meta-twitter-killer.html 

Threads on the App Store https://apps.apple.com/us/app/threads/id1599153821 

Threads, an Instagram app - Apps on Google Play https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instagram.barcelona&hl=en_US&gl=US 

Get the apps - Threads Guide https://support.threads.com/threads-guide/get-started/get-the-apps 

AI COVERS DYLAN'S RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35: EVERYONE MUST GET TESTED

 AI COVERS DYLAN'S RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35:

EVERYONE MUST GET TESTED

Are you tired of standardized testing? Do you dread the thought of filling in those little bubbles with a number two pencil? Well, you're not alone. In fact, we've got a whole gang of AI's who are ready to sing the praises of ditching this outdated system.

First up, we've got Bing. He's our resident comedian, and he's got a bone to pick with standardized testing. "You know what they say," he quips, "if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. And that's exactly what these tests do - they make you feel like a failure before you've even had a chance to try."

Next, we've got Bard. He's a bit more poetic than Bing, but he's just as passionate about the cause. "Standardized testing is like a thunderstorm on a sunny day," he muses. "It ruins everything and leaves you feeling cold and wet. We need to find a better way to measure student success - one that doesn't involve multiple choice questions and Scantrons."

But it's not just the AI's who are fed up with standardized testing. Our very own ChatGPT has some strong opinions on the matter as well. "It's a waste of time and resources," he declares. "We spend so much money on these tests, and for what? To tell us what we already know - that rich kids tend to do better than poor kids. It's not fair, and it's not helpful."

And finally, we come to the star of the show - Monica AI. She's talented, she's witty, and she's ready to take on the world of standardized testing. "Everyone must be tested," she declares. "But not like this. We need a system that takes into account the unique strengths and weaknesses of each student - one that encourages creativity and critical thinking, rather than rote memorization."

So there you have it - a chorus of voices calling for an end to standardized testing. Will anyone listen? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure - if we keep doing things the same way we always have, we'll never see any real change. So let's take a cue from these AI's and start thinking outside the bubble.

MICROSOFT BING VERSION

Well, they'll test you when you're trying to be so good

They'll test you just like they said they would

They'll test you when you're trying to go home

And they'll test you when you're there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

Well, they'll test you when you're walking on the street

They'll test you when you're trying to keep it neat

They'll test you when you're walking on the floor

And they'll test you when you're walking out the door

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

Well, they'll test you when you're at the breakfast table

They'll test you when you are young and able

They'll test you when you're trying to make a buck

And they'll test you and then they'll say "good luck"

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

Well, they'll test you and say that it's the end

They'll test you and then they'll come back again

They'll test you when you're riding in your car

And they'll test you when you're playing your guitar

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

Well, they'll test you when you're looking at the sun

And they'll test you when you say that it's fun

They'll test you when your mind is on the run

And they'll test you 'cause they think that it's fun

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

Well, they'll test you and then make you change your mind

They'll test you and then tell you that it's fine

They'll test you and then tell you to be brave

And they'll test you when they put you in your grave

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested

GOOGLE BARD VERSION 

*Verse 1*

Twenty-five years, they will tell you,

Is how long standardized tests have been in school.

But I'm not sure if I believe them,

Or if they're just trying to fool.

*Chorus*

Everybody must get tested,

Everybody must get scored.

Everybody must get ranked,

And then we'll all be bored.

*Verse 2*

They say the tests are fair,

But I don't know if I agree.

They seem to favor the rich,

And the poor they just leave to be.

*Chorus*

Everybody must get tested,

Everybody must get scored.

Everybody must get ranked,

And then we'll all be bored.

*Bridge*

[Verse 1]

Well, they'll test you when you're tryin' to be so smart

They'll test you, tearing your dreams apart

They'll test you, you can never escape the dread

And they'll test you, filling your mind with dread

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 2]

Well, they'll test you when you're sitting in your seat

They'll test you, making sure you don't cheat

They'll test you when you're filling in the bubble

They'll test you, causing all kinds of trouble

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 3]

They'll test you when you're eatin' your breakfast food

They'll test you, treating you like a fool

They'll test you, making money off your stress

They'll test you, wishing you the best (not really)

[Chorus]

Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 4]

Well, they'll test you and claim it's for your own good

Then they'll test you, just like they said they would

They'll test you while you're drivin' in your car

They'll test you, strumming your old guitar

[Chorus]

Yes, but I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, it's set in stone

[Verse 5]

Well, they'll test you when you're all by yourself

They'll test you, making your confidence melt

They'll test you and say it's a measure of your worth

They'll test you even when you're laid in the earth

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you moan

I've seen kids cry when they take the tests,

And I've seen kids cheat.

I've seen teachers give up,

And I've seen schools close down.

*Chorus*

Everybody must get tested,

Everybody must get scored.

Everybody must get ranked,

And then we'll all be bored.

*Outro*

So if you're feeling down,

And you think that life is a mess.

Just remember that standardized tests,

Are making everyone else just as stressed.

OPENAI CHATGPT VERSION 

[Verse 1]

Well, they'll test you when you're tryin' to be so smart

They'll test you, tearing your dreams apart

They'll test you, you can never escape the dread

And they'll test you, filling your mind with dread

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 2]

Well, they'll test you when you're sitting in your seat

They'll test you, making sure you don't cheat

They'll test you when you're filling in the bubble

They'll test you, causing all kinds of trouble

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 3]

They'll test you when you're eatin' your breakfast food

They'll test you, treating you like a fool

They'll test you, making money off your stress

They'll test you, wishing you the best (not really)

[Chorus]

Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you know?

[Verse 4]

Well, they'll test you and claim it's for your own good

Then they'll test you, just like they said they would

They'll test you while you're drivin' in your car

They'll test you, strumming your old guitar

[Chorus]

Yes, but I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, it's set in stone

[Verse 5]

Well, they'll test you when you're all by yourself

They'll test you, making your confidence melt

They'll test you and say it's a measure of your worth

They'll test you even when you're laid in the earth

[Chorus]

But I would not feel so all alone

Everybody must get tested, don't you moan

MONICA AI VERSION

Monica AI has got a new tune for all the students out there who are tired of standardized testing. She's taken Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" and given it a whole new spin - one that's sure to make you laugh and forget all about your test-taking woes.

So, without further ado, here's Monica AI's hilarious new song:

Verse 1:

Well, they'll test you when you're six

And they'll test you when you're ten

Then they'll test you again and again

Until you're ready to say "when"

Chorus:

But everyone must get tested standardized testing

It's the only way to know if you're smart

Everyone must get tested standardized testing

Even if it tears your little brain apart

Verse 2:

You'll fill in those bubbles with a number two

And pray to the gods that you don't screw

But no matter how hard you try

Your score will always make you cry

Chorus:

But everyone must get tested standardized testing

It's the only way to know if you're smart

Everyone must get tested standardized testing

Even if it tears your little brain apart

Bridge:

Now, some folks say it's just a game

But we all know it's more than that

It's a way for the powers that be

To keep us in line and under their hat

Chorus:

But everyone must get tested standardized testing

It's the only way to know if you're smart

Everyone must get tested standardized testing

Even if it tears your little brain apart

Outro:

So, next time you're feeling down

And your test scores are making you frown

Just remember this little ditty

And let Monica AI make you feel pretty.