TRUMP COVERS PEACHES & HERB:
RE-INDICTED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted again in a federal election interference case, with a grand jury issuing a new set of charges. This parody song captures the humor in the situation:
I was a fool to ever leave the White House
Me minus power is such a lonely grouse
The impeachment we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love politics 'cause I want it bad, hey, hey
I spent the evening watching TV shows
Regret the moment that I let the polls close
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love campaigning 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
I sat here starin' at the same old tweets
Came back to life just when I got your subpoenas
I wished I could climb right through the legal line
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey
I can't go cheatin', honey, I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce on court moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your trials, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Justice
Lawyer, lawyer, this is solid case
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the evidence I have with all my might, hey, hey
Re-indicted, and it feels so good
Re-indicted 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, justice, this one is it
I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey
The revised indictment against Donald Trump is the last thing he needs right now | Lloyd Green | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/aug/28/donald-trump-new-indictment-election-polls
The worst part of Trump’s reaction to new, superseding indictment https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/worst-part-trumps-reaction-new-superseding-indictment-rcna168587
Trump special counsel files new election interference indictment https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdpq4en1vvo
TRUMP COVERS "I FEEL PRETTY" FROM WEST SIDE STORY AFTER PROCLAIMING HIMSELF BETTER LOOKING THAN KAMALA
Once upon a time in the land of politics, there was a man named Old Donold
Trump who had a penchant for making bold statements. After claiming that he
was better looking than Kamala Harris, he decided to cover a classic song
from West Side Story, "I Feel Pretty," to express his newfound confidence.
Here's how the parody went down:
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight
Old Donold Trump strutted around the stage, his hair perfectly coiffed and
a smug grin on his face. He twirled and pranced, feeling like the belle of
the ball as he sang his heart out.
I feel charming
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
The audience couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of Old Donold Trump
attempting to be charming. His attempts at grace and elegance were more
comical than convincing, but he seemed blissfully unaware.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Old Donold Trump gazed at himself in an imaginary mirror, striking poses
and blowing kisses to his reflection. The crowd erupted into laughter,
thoroughly entertained by his delusions of grandeur.
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
As Old Donold Trump pranced around the stage, he couldn't help but imagine
himself as the object of adoration for all. In his mind, he was the epitome
of charm and allure, a vision of loveliness that no one could resist.
Have you met my good friend, Maria?
The craziest girl on the block
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced
State of shock
Old Donold Trump paused for dramatic effect, pointing to an imaginary
figure in the crowd. The audience played along, pretending to spot this
"Maria" who was supposedly in a state of shock.
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
The crowd erupted into laughter as Old Donold Trump painted a vivid picture
of Maria's delusions. His exaggerated gestures and animated expressions
added to the comedic effect, leaving everyone in stitches.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Old Donold Trump continued to weave a tale of Maria's supposed afflictions,
each more absurd than the last. The audience was thoroughly entertained by
his over-the-top storytelling and infectious energy.
Keep away from her
Send for Chino!
This is not the Maria we know!
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Old Donold Trump's performance reached its peak as he dramatically called
for Chino to intervene. His exaggerated theatrics and larger-than-life
persona had everyone in stitches, thoroughly entertained by his
antics.
Miss America, a speech, a speech, que hable
I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me
Old Donold Trump basked in the imaginary adulation of the crowd, reveling
in his own imagined glory. His larger-than-life personality and shameless
self-promotion had everyone laughing and shaking their heads in
amusement.
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy, and funny, and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign!
As Old Donold Trump reached the climax of his performance, he couldn't help
but revel in his own imagined splendor. His larger-than-life personality and
shameless self-promotion had everyone laughing and shaking their heads in
amusement.
The parody of "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story had been transformed
into a hilarious spectacle by Old Donold Trump. His exaggerated theatrics
and larger-than-life persona had turned a classic song into a side-splitting
comedy act. Love him or loathe him, there was no denying that Old Donold
Trump knew how to entertain a crowd with his outlandish antics and shameless
self-promotion. And as the curtains closed on his performance, the audience
erupted into thunderous applause, thoroughly entertained by the
larger-than-life character that was Old Donold Trump A Real A Hole.
‘I’m better looking than Kamala’: why Donald Trump is so rattled by his rival’s Time magazine cover | Kamala Harris | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/19/i-am-better-looking-than-kamala-why-donald-trump-is-so-rattled-by-his-rival-time-magazine-cover
“I’m a Better Looking Person Than Kamala”: Donald Trump’s Off-Script Moments Are Getting More and More Unhinged | Vanity Fair https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-kamala-harris-sophia-loren
