PAY TO PLAY, NOW WITH FRAGRANCE: TRUMP'S MEME COIN THROWS ITS THIRD DINNER
Some presidents have a library. Ours has a leaderboard.
This week the company behind the $TRUMP meme coin announced another dinner for its biggest holders. The top 185 holders get a gala dinner with the president and three unnamed "legends," at Trump National Golf Club near Washington on Nov. 22. Only the top 29 get the VIP reception, and only the top four get a Trump-branded 18-karat gold watch. Every attendee goes home with a commemorative poster, a trading card, a "Fight Fight Fight" watch, and a bottle of Trump fragrance. It's less a dinner than a loyalty program with a head table. Top Trump Meme Coin Holders Will Win Invite To ‘Most Exclusive Dinner In The World’ Featuring President, Crypto Firm Says +2
The fine print is the best part. The organizers note that no attendee will get a private meet and greet with the president. So the top 29 get a VIP reception with him, but nobody gets to meet him privately. Good to know. yahoo
It's also a repeat. This is the third such event: a May 2025 dinner for 220 holders at the same golf club, and an April 2026 luncheon for 297 guests at Mar-a-Lago. The format works for one reason. Buying more coin moves you up the leaderboard, and moving up the leaderboard gets you closer to the president. Critics call these events brazen pay-for-play schemes, and it's hard to argue they're wrong. biggo
Meanwhile, the people holding the bag. The coin peaked above $44, and now hovers around $2. Public Citizen estimates that Trump's crypto products have lost investors about $4.7 billion. The president, on the other hand, earned over $1.4 billion from crypto ventures in 2025, according to his financial disclosure. That's one way to run a market. It's also worth noting the coin isn't owned by the president but operated by two entities tied to his family businesses, Fight Fight Fight LLC and CIC Digital LLC. Convenient. Trump to host another gala with investors in his meme coin +3
The timing is the tell. The pitch lands just ahead of the midterms. A fortune is being converted into access, and access into a fundraising-adjacent spectacle, in plain sight. As one watchdog put it back in 2025, this is a race to the bottom for presidential grifting. The bottom, it turns out, comes with a watch.
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The Nov. 22 dinner
- Forbes: Top Trump Meme Coin Holders Will Win Invite To 'Most Exclusive Dinner In The World'
- Rolling Stone: Trump Offers Exclusive Dinner to Meme Coin Crypto Investors
- The New Republic: Trump to Host Dinner Just for Top Buyers of His Crypto Coin
- MS NOW: $TRUMP meme coin assures top buyers 'exclusive' dinner with president
- BigGo Finance: Trump's Meme Coin Team Lures Top Holders With Dinner, Gold Watches
- Yahoo News: Trump to host another gala with investors in his meme coin
- Yahoo News: Trump meme coin org promises dinner, swag for top investors
Background: earlier dinner and merchandise
- Fox News: Trump holds swanky dinner for meme coin investors (May 2025)
- TimesLIVE: Dinner with Trump: meme coin surges on offer to top buyers
- Decrypt: Trump company plans to airdrop meme coin to NFT, merch buyers
- The Block: TRUMP memecoin project to airdrop tokens to buyers of Trump-branded products
- The Block: Trump and Melania memecoins make push for real-world payments
- Rolling Stone: Did Trump Just Launch 'Trump Meme' Crypto Coin Days Before Inauguration?
DONALD TRUMP’S COVER: “GET IT WHILE YOU CAN”
(To the tune of Janis Joplin’s classic, performed with maximum deal-making energy, finger-pointing, and the occasional “believe me”)
In this world, if you read the papers, folks
You know everybody’s fighting, total chaos, losers everywhere
You got no one you can count on, dear
Not even your own brother—believe me, they’re all weak
So if someone comes along
They’re gonna give you some graft and corruption
I’d say get it while you can, yeah
Honey, get it while you can, yeah
Hey, hey, get it while you can
Don’t you turn your back on cash, no, no
Don’t you know when you’re dealing with anybody, baby
You’re taking a gamble on a little investigation
But then who cares, baby
’Cause we may not be here tomorrow—and the deep state is after us, total disaster
And if anybody should come along
They’re gonna give you any graft and corruption
I’d say get it while you can, yeah
Hey, hey, get it while you can
Hey, hey, get it while you can
Don’t you turn your back on cash
No no no, no no no no no
Oh, get it while you can
Honey get it when the donors start writing those big beautiful checks, yeah yeah
Hey hey, get it while you can
Don’t you turn your back on cash
No no no, no no no no, get it while you can yeah
I said hold on to somebody when you get a little lonely, dear
Hey hey, hold on to that donor’s wallet
Yeah, get it, want it, hold it, need it
Get it, want it, need it, hold it
Get the cash while you can
Honey get it while you can, baby, yeah
Hey hey, get it while you can
(And if they say “collusion,” just say “witch hunt”—tremendous song, by the way)
