DUHSANTIS ARRIVES AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR TO CHANTS OF ALL HAIL THE THREE FINGER PUDDING MAN

DUHSANTIS ARRIVES AT THE IOWA STATE FAIR TO CHANTS OF ALL HAIL THE THREE FINGER PUDDING MAN  

The Iowa State Fair has always been a place of wonder and amazement, but this year, it reached new heights of absurdity with the arrival of Ron DeSantis, the Three Finger Pudding Man. Yes, you read that right. This man, with his hands covered in chocolate pudding, became an instant celebrity by selling his own brand of pudding made with his very own three-fingered hands. And to everyone's surprise, it was actually delicious!

But not everyone was thrilled with DeSantis' arrival. Abortion rights supporters gathered to protest, chanting "pudding fingers" and "Ron DeFascist." It seems that even the deliciousness of pudding couldn't appease everyone.

Adding to the madness, the ghost of Iran's former Shah has been making appearances at the fair, warning DeSantis to remember to pay the mullahs. What exactly this means is anyone's guess, but it's certainly something to keep an eye on.

As if that weren't enough, DeSantis is also in Iowa to win over the evangelical voting base. He's spent more than any other candidate on courting influential Christian conservative leader Bob Vander Plaats and his following. The hope is that by winning over this group, DeSantis can stall Donald Trump's momentum and beat him in the state's caucuses.

It's a strategy that's both desperate and hilarious. But then again, what else would you expect from a man selling pudding made with his own three-fingered hands? The Iowa State Fair never fails to deliver the unexpected.

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