PAM BONDI TO SENATE OVERSIGHT: "F YOU" – A MASTERCLASS IN DODGEBALL AND DRAG

PAM BONDI TO SENATE OVERSIGHT: 

"F YOU" 

A MASTERCLASS IN DODGEBALL AND DRAG

Ah, Washington, D.C. – where the air is thick with hot takes, and the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings feel less like a branch of government and more like a WWE smackdown scripted by a fever-dreaming Fox News intern. On October 7, 2025, Attorney General Pam Bondi strutted into the spotlight like a petulant teenager late for detention, armed not with answers but with a Rolodex of right-wing conspiracy theories and enough snark to make Stephen Miller blush. If this were high school, she'd be marched straight to the principal's office for flipping off the teacher – except here, the teacher's a bunch of Democratic senators, and the principal is... well, Donald Trump, probably live-tweeting the whole thing from Mar-a-Lago.

Let's set the scene: Bondi, Trump's pick for the Department of Justice's top spot, faced a grilling over allegations that she's turned the DOJ from a temple of blind justice into Trump's personal bouncer service. Democrats lobbed questions about everything from the Jeffrey Epstein files (still gathering dust, apparently) to the firing of prosecutors who dared do their jobs without a MAGA loyalty oath. Her response? A virtuoso performance in evasion, deflection, and downright disdain. When pressed on the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey – a move critics call a blatant miscarriage of justice – Bondi didn't just stonewall; she counterattacked like a cornered wolverine. "Don't ask me, ask him," she snapped about FBI Deputy Director Kash Patel, as if Comey's legal woes were a hot-potato game at a frat party. It's the kind of straight talk you'd expect from a defense attorney billing by the hour, not the nation's top cop.

But oh, the drama! Bondi arrived with a prepped script of OPO (Other People's Outrage) slurs, slinging mud at Democratic heavy-hitters like Adam Schiff ("Liar! Apologize to Trump for that impeachment nonsense!") and Mazie Hirono (accused of bias so severe it could curdle milk). She wouldn't touch Trump's infamous "enemies list" with a ten-foot pole – you know, the one that suspiciously mirrors her DOJ work plan – but made no secret that her true client is the man in the White House, not the pesky Constitution. Serving the president over the people? That's not a bug; it's the feature in this administration's operating system. And when Republicans like Josh Hawley lobbed softballs her way – praising her "bold reforms" while conveniently ignoring the staff exodus and disbanded ethics teams – Bondi sat there slack-jawed, soaking it up like a sycophant at a cult rally. Kiss the ring, folks; the DOJ's new motto is "Punish the Foes, Protect the Bros."

Picture it: Democrats railing about Bondi's weaponization of the DOJ – dropping investigations into Trump cronies, pardoning January 6 cosplayers, and deploying federal agents to Chicago like it's a sequel to The Purge. Bondi? She pivots to crime stats faster than you can say "alternative facts," touting arrests and drug busts as if that erases the whiff of partisanship. On Epstein? Crickets, or more accurately, a curt "ongoing investigation" dodge that could power a wind farm. Her aggressive style – part Trump rally rant, part Miller monologue in sensible pumps – left even some Republicans fidgeting. As one observer quipped on X (formerly Twitter), "Bondi sounded less like the AG and more like Trump's evil twin who's really into CrossFit."

It's a disservice to call her a b*tch; that word deserves better than to be tarnished by this level of snarling, hateful pettiness. Nasty? Check. Mean? Double check. The Trump era's unofficial creed seems to be "Attack First, Answer Never," and Bondi embodies it with the zeal of a convert. Firing DOJ attorneys for the high crime of impartiality? That's not justice; it's a purge. Indicting Comey while shielding the inner circle? It's the Punisher's playbook, not the rule of law. And let's not forget the cherry on top: her defense of Trump's National Guard stunt in Chicago, clashing with Senator Dick Durbin over crime rates like they're debating fantasy football stats.

In the end, this hearing wasn't oversight; it was theater of the absurd, with Bondi as the star villain hamming it up for the base. Trump supporters cheered her "fiery takedowns" online, while critics – from former DOJ insiders to bipartisan watchdogs – decried the death of institutional norms. As the government shutdown drags on (because why not add chaos to the mix?), one thing's clear: Under Bondi, the DOJ isn't about equal justice; it's about evening scores. If this is the new normal, pass the popcorn – but maybe invest in earplugs for all the "F you"s yet to come. Washington, you've been Bondi-fied.

Democrats press Bondi over concerns DOJ is being weaponized to target Trump’s foes : NPR https://www.npr.org/2025/10/07/nx-s1-5563934/bondi-senate-judiciary-committee-testify 

Five takeaways from Pam Bondi's tense, partisan Senate testimony https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c75qpl70xvzo 

At Oversight Hearing, AG Bondi Responds to Questions With Attacks Instead of Answers - Democracy Docket https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/at-oversight-hearing-ag-bondi-responds-to-questions-with-attacks-instead-of-answers/ 

Attorney General Pam Bondi clashes with Senate Democrats in hearing https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/07/attorney-general-pam-bondi-clash-hearing/86571042007/ 

THE FUTURE IS NOW (ISH): A LOOK AT BLOGGER'S MONUMENTAL NEW FEATURES (JUST LOOK FOR THE PENCIL)

 

THE FUTURE IS NOW (ISH): A LOOK AT BLOGGER'S MONUMENTAL NEW FEATURES (JUST LOOK FOR THE PENCIL)

Ah, Blogger. The stately, time-honored content platform that reminds us of a simpler time—a time when you could confidently tell people you had a website and expect them to be impressed. For years, the internet has rushed headlong into the future with AI site builders, drag-and-drop everything, and feature roadmaps that look more like an international space station blueprint.

And yet, Blogger remains. Stable. Reliable. Much like a perfectly maintained 1998 Toyota Camry, it gets you where you need to go, provided "where you need to go" is a simple, text-based blog post.

Which is why we must take a moment to stand up and applaud the platform’s latest, dare we say, monumental feature upgrades. Forget your full-scale redesigns or your "Web3" integrations. Blogger is making moves where it counts: tiny, almost imperceptible quality-of-life adjustments.

If you’ve been clamoring for Google to give you a sign—a hint that your beloved, free, perpetually overlooked platform still has a pulse—your prayers have been answered. You just need to know where to look.

Feature 1: The Reader's Research Assistant (A.K.A., The Pencil Icon)

The days of tedious, manual link insertion are over! Behold, the debut of Automatic Search Links.

Based on your blog content, Blogger will automatically identify key words and phrases in your post and insert Search links in case your readers want to explore more. In Compose View, look for the ‘Pencil’ icon on the top-right of the page to get started.

This, dear readers, is a masterstroke in user experience design—for the user who writes the content, that is. Blogger has graciously shifted the burden of comprehensive research from the creator to the audience.

The Witty Takeaway: Why link to an article when you can just link to a search query? It’s a brilliant move of non-commitment. If your post on "The Secret Lives of Garden Gnomes" mentions "mycological infrastructure," Blogger drops a search link on the phrase. It says, "I, the blogger, am not endorsing one source, but I empower you, the reader, to spend the next 20 minutes finding out what I was talking about." It is peak Google integration: linking you to the search box, because that’s where Google makes its money. Look for the little Pencil icon in the sidebar area. It’s a quiet invitation to progress, or at least a highly secure, HTTPS-encrypted diversion.

Feature 2: The Dawn of the "Google G"

If the Pencil represents subtle innovation, then the addition of the Google G in the editing menu is a statement. A flag. A tiny, colorful icon reminding you that this entire experience is, in fact, powered by a multi-trillion-dollar corporation.

This is the cherry on the sundae of the Updated Post Editor. While the WordPress ecosystem is battling over whether to use Elementor, Gutenberg, or just hire a full-stack developer, Blogger has introduced the features you really needed:

• A faster-loading editor.

• Undo and Redo buttons (a concept that's only been a standard feature in computing since the 1980s, but who's counting?).

• Full Justification for that authentic, hyper-symmetrical high-school essay aesthetic.

• An expanded color palette that finally lets you express your nuanced feelings about lime green.

The "Google G" is the silent promise that your blogging experience will be as simple and unburdened as it has always been. You won’t be distracted by any frivolous "drag-and-drop site builders" or "built-in AI content generators." You will simply write.

The Unsung Heroes: Stability and Security

While we celebrate the bold new Pencil and the powerful G, let us not forget the actual, important work Google has been doing under the hood—the work that is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but keeps your whole operation from catching fire.

As the pundits and analysts continue to call Blogger a "legacy platform" with "no official public roadmap for 2025," Google has quietly ensured the stability of your digital shed. They gave you:

• HTTPS for Custom Domains: Because a secure blog is a blog you don't have to apologize for.

• Spanner Storage Migration: A multi-year move to a robust database that screams, "We might not be updating the front-end, but we are definitely making sure your 2008 post about your cat's favorite toy is safe and searchable until the heat death of the universe."

• A "Trash Can" for Deleted Posts: A minor admin update that finally allows you to realize you made a mistake and retrieve a post without performing arcane backup rituals.

These are not features that generate press releases; they are the equivalent of giving your ancient Camry new, responsive tires and a state-of-the-art security system. The car still looks the same, but you’re less likely to crash or be stolen.

So, as the rest of the blogging world obsesses over AI Overviews and multimodal content, take a moment to appreciate the new Blogger experience. Find the Pencil icon, marvel at the Google G, enjoy your full justification, and rest easy knowing that the most exciting thing happening on your blog is probably happening on Google's cloud server in a city you've never heard of. Happy (and highly secure) blogging!