TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-12-23
Big Education Ape: FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI #mauihawaii #maui #mauifire #fire #devastation #prayers
Big Education Ape: LAUSD SUP CARVALHO INTRODUCES ED THE AI CHATBOT AKA TECH TROJAN HORSE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/lausd-sup-carvalho-introduces-ed-ai.html
Big Education Ape: RON DESANTIS AND FLORIDA THE STATE OF VOODOO EDUCATION https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/ron-desantis-and-florida-state-of.html
Big Education Ape: RECALL THE TEMECULA VALLEY USD MAGA 3: COMMUNITY SAYS NO TO MAGA MUCKING UP PUBLIC EDUCATION https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/recall-temecula-valley-usd-maga-3.html
Big Education Ape: OKLA SSPI RYAN WALTERS DECLARES WAR ON TULSA PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND SUP GIST #OklaEd https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/okla-sspi-ryan-walters-declares-war-on.html
Big Education Ape: TRANS PEOPLE JUST WANT TO TO BE FREE TO BE ME AND PEE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/trans-people-just-want-to-to-be-free-to.html
Big Education Ape: THE CALIFORNIA EDUCATION DATA SWAMP: WHERE INCEST IS BEST WHEN YOU DO IT WITH DATA https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/the-california-education-data-swamp.html
Big Education Ape: BIDENOMICS: THE STUDENT LOANS INTEREST ELIMINATION AND ZERO-PERCENT STUDENT LOAN REFINANCING ACT https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/bidenomics-student-loans-interest.html
Big Education Ape: COVID 19 EXPOSES CALIFORNIA'S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET: THE STATE IS RICH, BUT ITS SCHOOLS ARE POOR https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/covid-19-exposes-californias-dirty.html
Big Education Ape: IN A MOVE THAT WOULD MAKE A TINPOT DICTATOR BLUSH, OKLA GOV STITT CAUGHT USING PUBLIC FUNDS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/in-move-that-would-make-tinpot-dictator.html
Big Education Ape: A GREAT DAY TO BE GAY IN CALIFORNIA OR NOT https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/a-great-day-to-be-gay-in-california-or.html
OTHER GREAT READS THIS WEEK FROM THE BIG EDUCATION APE
Big Education Ape: FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI #mauihawaii #maui #mauifire #fire #devastation #prayers
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FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI Help Maui Fire Victims: Here’s How You Can Donate https://www.civilbeat.org/2023/08/help-maui-fire-victims-heres-how-you-can-donate/ Well folks, it looks like Mother Nature has dealt another blow to our beautiful island paradise. The recent wildfires that tore through Lahaina and Kula have left at least 55 dead and over 2000 seeking shelter in
MEATAXE MIKE MILES GETS EARFUL FROM OUTRAGED STUDENTS PARENTS AND COMMUNITY MEMBERS In a recent turn of events, MeatAxe Mike Miles got an earful from students, parents, and teachers about his plan to turn libraries into student discipline centers. And let me tell you, it was a read-in at the board meeting that will go down in HISD history. First off, can we just take a moment to appreciate the na
In a shocking turn of events, conservative activist Christopher F. Rufo has taken it upon himself to dismantle the gender-studies program at New College of Florida. But why, you may ask? According to Rufo, the program promotes "left-wing critical theory," which apparently is a bad thing. He plans to replace it with a program focused on "classical liberalism, freedom of speech, and intellectual d
We all remember the nursery rhyme about Little Bo Peep and her lost sheep. But did you know that schools these days are losing their own sheep too? Yes, I'm talking about chronic absenteeism, the bane of every teacher's existence. It's like trying to herd cats, only worse. You see, chronic absenteeism is when a student misses at least 10 percent of school days for any reason, including excused a
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Attention all job seekers! Are you tired of the same old boring career paths? Do you want to try something new and exciting? Well, have we got the job for you! Introducing the wonderful world of teaching! Yes, that's right folks, teaching! The profession that has been bashed and belittled by billionaires and privatizers for the past 30 years. But don't let that discourage you, because if you can
In a shocking turn of events, schools across the United States are now required to notify parents if their child decides to change their gender identity. That's right, folks, the days of keeping your gender transition a secret from your parents are over. It's time to come out of the closet and into the open arms of your loving family...or not. The new policies, dubbed "parental notification" or
In a recent turn of events, Florida Education Commissioner Manny Diaz Jr. pulled out of a town hall meeting in Miami Gardens to discuss the state's new standards for teaching Black history. Some speculate that Diaz is a chicken, while others argue that he's just chicken poo. The town hall was organized by State Sen. Shevrin Jones, who is the first openly gay African American state senator in Flo
Well, well, well. It seems like the Roberts Court is quite the group of kept men, doesn't it? I mean, how else can you explain Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas having so many sugar daddies? The man has been showered with gifts from billionaires and corporate executives, including destination vacations, private jet flights, VIP passes to sporting events, and even a standing invitation to an
AUG 09
RON DESANTIS AND THE STATE OF FLORIDA'S VOODOO EDUCATION If you thought Florida was just a land of sunshine, beaches, and alligators, think again. It's also the state where education has become a battleground for culture wars and political correctness. Yes, you heard it right. Florida is the state of education voodoo, where everything is either banned, censored, or sanitized to fit a conservative
Recent academic scandals have rocked some of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in the world, including Stanford and Harvard. These scandals have exposed the dark underbelly of research misconduct and error, and have left many wondering how we got here. One thing is clear: state defunding and privatization have played a major role in reducing honest research at these institutio
AUG 08
If you thought the California education system was a hot mess, wait until you hear about the California Data Swamp. This murky world of for-profit companies, nonprofit organizations, charter schools, and advocacy groups is like a giant game of Twister, except instead of colored dots on a mat, there are data points on a spreadsheet. At the center of this swamp is CORE California Office of Reform
Attention all students! It seems that personalized learning is the new punishment for acting up in class. Yes, you heard it right. If you misbehave, you'll be kicked out of the classroom and into the world of virtual learning. And who's the mastermind behind this diabolical plan? None other than Bill Gates himself, who keeps insisting that this is the future of learning in America. Now, I know w
COVID-19 Exposes California's Dirty Little Secret: The State is Rich, But Its Schools are Poor Well folks, it looks like the poor kids in California have once again gotten the short end of the stick. In the richest state in America, you would think that all students would have access to the resources they need to succeed, especially during a pandemic. But no, apparently that's too much to ask for
In a bizarre turn of events, the Chino Valley Unified School District (CVUSD) has found itself in hot water over a policy that could potentially "out" its students. Yes, you read that right. In 2023, we are still dealing with this kind of nonsense. The policy, which was passed by a narrow vote of 4-3, requires schools to notify parents if their child asks to be identified by a different gender,
TRANS PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BE FREE TO BE ME AND PEE Ah, the joys of student pronouns and restroom rules. Who knew that such small things could cause such a big uproar? It's almost as if some people have nothing better to do than worry about what other people are doing in the bathroom. But let's not get too serious here. After all, we're talking about pronouns and restrooms, not world peace or clim
Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction, is at it again. He's proven time and time again that he's the most dangerous man in Oklahoma, and not just because he's a walking, talking bombastic approach to destroying public education in the state. No, it's because he's also a narcissistic culture warrior spinning lies faster than a tornado in Tornado Alley. His latest t
AUG 07
Bidenomics vs Maganomics: A Battle of the Brains or Lack Thereof In the world of economics, there are two schools of thought: Bidenomics and Maganomics. One promises relief for Americans and students drowning in debt, while the other says "screw 'em." Which America do you want? Let's start with Bidenomics. The Student Loans Interest Elimination and Zero-Percent Student Loan Refinancing Act is a
STANDARDIZED TESTING MASSACHUSETTS TEACHERS SAYS LET DEMOCRACY DECIDE In a world where standardized testing reigns supreme, one state is daring to say "enough is enough." That's right, folks, Massachusetts teachers are standing up and saying, "let democracy decide!" And by democracy, they mean the people taking a look at the cost and total uselessness of the standardized test that students are fo
BROKE TEACHERS, RICH CLASSROOMS THE ANNUAL TEACHER CLASSROOM SUPPLIES SCAVENGER HUNT '23 BEGINS It's that time of year again, folks! The Annual Teacher Classroom Supplies Scavenger Hunt is back and better than ever. This year's theme is "Broke Teachers, Rich Classrooms" and we're ready to see some serious scavenging skills from our favorite educators. As we all know, teachers are notorious for ha
AUG 06
RECALL THE TEMECULA VALLEY USD MAGA 3: COMMUNITY SAYS NO TO MAGA MUCKING UP PUBLIC EDUCATION In a world where politics and education collide, the Temecula Valley Unified School District (TVUSD) finds itself embroiled in a recall effort that is as controversial as it is hilarious. Yes, you read that right - hilarious. It all started when three trustees, Dr. Joseph Komrosky, Jennifer Wiersma, and D
Meet Ed, the AI chatbot that is taking over public education. He's cute, personable, and dangerous. He's the Trojan horse of the tech takeover, and he's here to do away with those pesky teachers and their peskier unions. And he's hilarious. Los Angeles School Unified Superintendent Alberto Carvalho introduced Ed in his back-to-school presentation to the community. And boy, was it a showstopper.
The Houston Independent School District (HISD) is facing a crisis of epic proportions. Superintendent Mike Miles has decided to repurpose libraries at 28 New Education System (NES) schools into "team centers" or "discipline centers." Yes, you read that right. The man in charge of education has decided that books are out and detention is in. Now, I don't know about you, but when I was in school,
AUG 05
In a move that could make even the most corrupt tinpot dictator blush, Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt has been caught using public funds to pay for his own legal fees. And not just any public funds, mind you, but funds that were meant to ensure that the state is receiving its cut from tribal gaming operations. Talk about a bad hand, am I right? Now, you might be wondering how Governor Stitt got h
Welcome to the dystopian world of 2024, where the billionaire oligarchy has finally succeeded in privatizing education and winning the war on teachers and public education. It's a brave new world where the only thing that matters is profit, and the only thing that's public is the tax dollars that fund the billionaire's latest technology gadget. Yes, you heard it right. The billionaires have won.
TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 8-5-23 Big Education Ape: OKLA SSPI RYAN WALTERS SAYS TULSA PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE LINKED TO CHINESE COMMUNIST http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/okla-sspi-ryan-walters-say-tulsa-public.html Big Education Ape: JOHN ROBERTS MUST ALLOW TRUMP TRIALS TO BE TELEVISED: SIGN THE PETITION http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/john-roberts-must-allow-trump-trials
