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MEATAXE MIKE MILES GIVES LIBRARIES A WACK AND TURN THEM INTO DAYTIME DETENTION CENTERS

MEATAXE MIKE MILES GIVES LIBRARIES A WACK AND TURN THEM INTO DAYTIME DETENTION CENTERS

Houston Independent School District (HISD) Superintendent MeatAxe Mike Miles has come up with a brilliant plan to deal with kids who refuse to sit still for MAGA indoctrination. He's turning libraries into daytime detention centers! Yes, you heard it right. The libraries, which are essential learning spaces, will now be transformed into MeatAxe Mike's dungeons for kids who can't behave.

The new centers will be used to place students who have been removed from class for behavioral issues. But that's not all. MeatAxe Mike will personally lead virtual planking sessions in the new dungeons to keep the kids in line. Who knew that planking could be used as a disciplinary tool?

The decision to replace libraries with discipline centers has been met with criticism from some parents and educators. They argue that libraries are essential learning spaces and that removing them will deprive students of access to books, resources, and quiet spaces to study. But MeatAxe Mike is not one to be deterred by such petty concerns.

He defends his decision by arguing that the team centers will provide a more structured environment for students who are struggling with behavior issues. He also argues that the team centers will allow teachers to focus on teaching, rather than on dealing with discipline issues. Who needs books and resources when you have a structured environment and virtual planking sessions?

The decision to replace libraries with discipline centers is a complex one, with no easy answers. But MeatAxe Mike is not one to shy away from a challenge. He's determined to turn HISD into a model of discipline and control. Who needs support and understanding when you have MeatAxe Mike and his virtual planking sessions?

The decision is still being debated, and it is unclear whether or not it will be implemented. But one thing is clear – MeatAxe Mike is not going to back down. He's determined to turn HISD into his personal fiefdom of discipline and control.

In conclusion, the decision by MeatAxe Mike Miles to turn libraries into daytime detention centers is a bold move that is sure to have far-reaching consequences. Whether it's for better or for worse, only time will tell. But one thing is certain – HISD will never be the same again. So, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life with MeatAxe Mike and his virtual planking sessions!

HISD to get rid of librarians at NES schools | khou.com https://www.khou.com/article/news/education/hisd-removes-librarians-nes-schools/285-07457e23-9791-4cc5-8250-05569394b48c 

Houston ISD to eliminate librarians and convert libraries into disciplinary centers at NES schools - ABC13 Houston https://abc13.com/hisd-libraries-librarians-media-specialists-houston-isd/13548483/ 

HISD's Mike Miles will convert some libraries into discipline areas https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/hisd-libraries-discipline-areas-mike-miles-reforms-18209051.php