Saturday, February 22, 2014

NYC Educator: The Elastic and Amazing Andrew Cuomo

NYC Educator: The Elastic and Amazing Andrew Cuomo:



The Elastic and Amazing Andrew Cuomo

A few years back, things in New York were not nearly reformy enough. Kids were going to school, teachers were going to school, and there was not nearly enough high blood pressure. For example, supervisors would observe teachers, determine whether or not they were doing a good job, and advise them. This was awful. It did not take into account how students do on tests, which is of course the only thing that happens in school that merits any consideration whatsoever.

So Andy Cuomo got together with union leaders and worked out a deal. From now on, state test scores would account for 20% of teacher ratings, local assessments would be another 20%, and anyone rated ineffective on these "objective" measures would be rated ineffective overall. Unions would negotiate these measures, except for the UFT, which allowed thoroughly impartial John King to impose one.

So Andy Cuomo called himself the student lobbyist, because only he could stand up and make sure junk science, the most reliable measure on earth, was used to rate their teachers. This was the only way to make sure kids had good teachers, because test scores were entirely dependent on teachers, and whether or not the kids were taken care of at home played no part whatsoever in these vital scores.

And when the Regents attempted to delay junk science rating of teachers, based on Common Core tests that 70% of kids failed, Governor Cuomo was outraged. He stood up and said this was unacceptable. The Regents backed down immediately and stopped even hinting of such changes. After all, it's important to rate NY teachers on tests 70% of kids fail. It's not conceivable that the kids could fail the completely new tests because they've never been prepared for them, or because they've been taught different methodology since they started school years ago. Or because they don't speak English, or because they have learning disabilities, or because they're poor, or because they're abused or neglected, or because the tests are based on standards that have never been tested.

Andrew Cuomo knows better, because he's governor. Testing must go on. As long as rich people don't pay additional taxes, everything in his 

On Email
I love email. If I should wake up at 2 AM and decide to write you, I don't have to wake you. (I hope you appreciate my consideration.) I can wait for you to get back to me, and if you don't, I can remind you any hour day or night without putting you out too much.Now that many of us have smartphones, we see email a lot more frequently. I keep two accounts on my smartphone, and the rest I check when

FEB 19

Who Does Your Chapter Leader Represent?
It should be clear that your UFT chapter leader needs to represent you when you have issues with administration. Sometimes, people tell me their chapter leader says things like, "I can't take sides," and that's inappropriate. Your chapter leader needs to take your side, particularly when there is a contractual violation.Of course not everything is a contractual violation. If you're on a

FEB 18

On Junk Science Evaluation--Garbage In, Garbage Out
Shockingly, NY State is encountering problems with its new evaluation system. According to Newsday, teachers can rate effective in test passing percentages, yet rate developing overall. Alas, such are the exigencies of a system that is created based on wishful thinking and a desire to fire teachers for no particular reason. Actually, what is shocking about this story is not that there are problems

FEB 16

Brunch in NYC Schools
The NY Daily News has discovered that lunch is served very early in city schools. I'm not particularly sure why, under 20 years of GOP mayors, that this escaped their attention. This is not remotely new. It turns out that, when you overload buildings and fail to create sufficient space, you can't fit kids on a reasonable schedule. When you look at empty space in a building as an opportunity to pri

Union Election in Los Angeles: Candidate Mottus - Living in Dialogue - Education Week Teacher

Union Election in Los Angeles: Candidate Mottus - Living in Dialogue - Education Week Teacher:



Union Election in Los Angeles: Candidate Mottus

Coleen Bondy, Los Angeles teacher, has prepared special coverage of the upcoming teacher's union election in her city. Here is her report:
United Teachers Los Angeles, the teachers' union for Los Angeles Unified School District, is holding elections for all of its major offices this spring. Ballots will be mailed out to the membership beginning Feb. 25.
Effective leadership has never been so critical to UTLA members as it is now. Teachers have endured years of brutal budget cuts, including furlough days, pink slips, increased class sizes, and have gone seven years without a raise.
In addition, LAUSD has implemented programs such as Breakfast in the Classroom that are wildly unpopular with teachers, who already deal with cleanliness issues in the classroom because of a lack of adequate custodial staffing.
LAUSD's school board appears to be charging full steam ahead on a plan to equip every 

2-22-14 V.A.M.: Value Added Measure

V.A.M.: Value Added Measure:








Little Testing Bubbles
The following is a redo of Malvina Reynold's "Little Boxes."  Common-Core standards seemingly seek to create assembly-line-issued standardized children, molded to fit someone's narrow conceptions of college and career ready, fully aligned, fully tested, fully data-mined and fully fit to enrich the pockets of profiteers. Little bubbles on the test sheet, Little bubbles made of gobbledygoo


Selling the Common Core with More Caramel Coating?
It seems that the supporters of Common Core are beginning to understand that the standards have left a sour taste in many people's mouths.  It seems, using all the business acumen they have, they'll try to find a new way to sell it to the people, adding yet another layer of caramel coating to somehow win popular support. But what if no one really wants their product?  What if all their money and i
My Third-Grader, the Common Core and How It Came to This
Why would a third grader ask her mother to use the computer and assemble the above image?  The question is not an easy one to answer.  First, let me try to explain the picture above as I see it.  My third grader loves frogs.  In pre-K, her teacher sent a letter home, telling me that we all but had to adopt some class frogs given my daughter's level of interest.  (I had conveniently ignored the

FEB 20

The Terrible & Ugly Truth Behind The Common Core
Watch what happens when these young children receive their test results and overall scores for the newly implemented Common Core exam for 8th graders. Although their mothers could not be seen, they were overheard saying that Arne Duncan is indeed right, and they were lamenting the fact that failed in raising geniuses. When we reached out to Arne Duncan, for a response to this video, all his press
Arne Duncan Confronts His Many Critics
Listen to Arne Duncan's response to the question, by a reporter from the Libertarian Union Press, of whether or not he should bear the full responsibility of rolling out the poorly planned federal educational policy, known as the Common Core. He also addresses his demeaning comments about suburban, white mothers, as well as his vast ineptitude when running the Chicago public school system 
RateMyReformer.Com
Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if we applied a new version of Danielson to the Ed. Deformers, or the politicians who help put them into power.  What would happen if we established stack ranking for all the ed. deformers with screwy ideas, detached from realities?  Imagine a website called Ratemyreformer.com.  The first entry below examines some faults that parents, teachers, students and Am

FEB 19

Coming Together in the Big Apple: Defying Cuomo's "Two State" Re-election Strategy
Polls show Governor Andrew Cuomo's New York City approval rating at 68%.  With the City seemingly in his pocket, he thinks he can "cold shoulder" it, along with its new mayor.   He falsely identifies the interests of the City as at odds with the interests of the State and, by so doing, hopes to gain upstate support.  Keeping this political strategy of divide and conquer in mind, it is of

FEB 18

The Common Court Sports Standards?
Arne Duncan raced to the top in the N.B.A. All-Star Celebrity Basketball Game last week in New Orleans.  As witnessed in the video above, he made some fancy moves.  Perhaps, we should call him Arne Dunkin'!  On a night for the celebrity record books, he scored twenty points with eleven rebounds and six assists.  Although he was not awarded M.V.P. by the fans, Kevin Hart turned the trophy over to h

FEB 17

Season 2, Episode 6 in the Twilight Zone of Educational Deformity: "The Eye of the Beholder"!
Common-Core Reformers Instruct a Teacher on How to Implement the New Learning Standards"Where is this place, and when is it? What kind of world where ugliness is the norm and beauty the deviation from that norm? You want an answer? The answer is, it doesn't make any difference. Because the old saying happens to be true. Beauty *is* in the eye of the beholder, in this year or a hundred years

FEB 16

The Newest Method of Teacher Evaluations
For those of you who cannot read or speak Swedish, allow me to translate.The video you watching is actually a secretly filmed documentary that takes place in the herpetology research pond at the Eva Moskowitz charter school for college and career reptile readiness. This teacher was made to wrestle an anaconda as a result of of the following: wanting a union in the school, poor student scholarship
The Newest Method of Teacher Evaluations
For those of you who cannot read or speak Swedish, allow me to translate.The video you watching is actually a secretly filmed documentary that takes place in the herpetology research pond at the Eva Moskowitz charter school for college and career reptile readiness. This teacher was made to wrestle an anaconda as a result of of the following: wanting a union in the school, poor student scholarship
The Newest Method of Classroom Teacher Evaluations
For those of you who cannot read or speak Swedish, allow me to translate.The video you watching is actually a secretly filmed documentary that takes place in the herpetology research pond at the Eva Moskowitz charter school for college and career reptile readiness. This teacher was made to wrestle an anaconda as a result of of the following: wanting a union in the school, poor student scholarship
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Children First, and E4E New Teacher Training Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wdazx2YHok&sns=em

FEB 15

Don’t be such a real, big Madigan
I can assure you that this piece does indeed have to do with really bad pedagogyArticle XIII SECTION 5. PENSION AND RETIREMENT RIGHTS     Membership in any pension or retirement system of the State, any unit of local government or school district, or any agency or instrumentality thereof, shall be an enforceable contractual relationship, the benefits of which shall not be diminished or impaired. (
How the Snow Snafu Turned Over Into a Snow Job on the Mayor
Mayor DiBlasio and Chancellor Carmen Farina came under a lot of intense fire for their decision to keep schools open on Thursday, February 13, 2014, including apparently an epic war of tweets with celebrity weatherman Al Roker.  Beyond a doubt, the situation might have been handled better, but I am most worried that the incident is a distraction from the most pressing issues at hand in N.Y.C.Chanc
Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Wall (Courtesy of a Suburban Mother Goose)
Below is an excerpt from one of two poems, referencing Greek mythology on a high-school PARCC Common-Core test (http://www.parcconline.org/computer-based-samples).Ovid's poem (and the subsequent one by Anne Sexton) captivate some audiences, but I doubt the selections will do much for my largely foreign-born students.  (I'm sure they'd find the use of "regnant" on this test repugnant!)