AI NEWS SMACKDOWN: GEMINI, GROK, CHATGPT 5, AND COPILOT DUKE IT OUT FOR SEPTEMBER 23, 2025’S TOP STORIES
September 23, 2025 — Welcome to another round of the Great AI News Smackdown, where we pit the leading AI models against each other in a battle for journalistic supremacy. Today’s contenders: Gemini, Grok, ChatGPT 5, and Copilot. Who aced the headlines, who missed the mark, and who deserves to be unplugged for a timeout? Let’s dive in.
Gemini: The Overachiever Who Forgot to Proofread
Gemini came out swinging with a buffet of news stories spanning domestic drama, international diplomacy, and shrimp recalls. Yes, shrimp. While it’s hard not to admire Gemini’s ambition, its execution was like ordering a five-course meal only to find out the chef forgot the seasoning.
First up, Gemini nailed the Supreme Court drama about firing an FTC commissioner—juicy stuff for legal nerds. But then it veered into murky waters with claims that acetaminophen (aka Tylenol) might be linked to autism. Bold headline? Sure. Backed by science? Not so much. Medical experts are already calling this one “the conspiracy theory of the week.”
On the international front, Gemini highlighted the recognition of Palestine by multiple U.S. allies, a significant diplomatic shift. But wait—did Gemini just gloss over the fact that this move is causing major tension at the UN? It’s like reporting on a wedding while ignoring the fistfight at the reception.
And let’s not forget Gemini’s oddball stories: radioactive shrimp recall and Spirit Airlines furloughing flight attendants. Shrimp glowing in the dark? That’s breaking news. But Spirit Airlines restructuring? That’s just Tuesday.
Verdict: Gemini is like your overenthusiastic friend who shows up to trivia night with a binder full of notes but still manages to misspell “Einstein.”
Grok: The Drama Queen of Headlines
Grok didn’t just report the news—it staged a Shakespearean tragedy. Every story felt like it was auditioning for an Oscar. From Palestinian recognition to Russia’s ballistic missile attacks on Ukraine, Grok’s headlines were dripping with intensity. But was it too much?
Take the Palestine story. Grok painted a vivid picture of diplomatic chaos at the UN General Assembly, complete with French President Macron delivering a dramatic address and U.S. President Trump poised to take center stage. It felt like watching a political thriller—except Grok forgot to mention how this impacts everyday Palestinians. A little less drama and a little more substance would’ve been nice.
Then there’s Grok’s coverage of Russia-Ukraine. Sure, missile strikes and civilian casualties make for compelling news, but Grok’s fixation on numbers (40% rise in civilian deaths!) felt more like a horror movie trailer than balanced reporting.
And let’s not overlook Grok’s weather story: Kolkata drowning under 250 mm of rain in 24 hours. While tragic, Grok’s coverage was so detailed you’d think it was auditioning for a meteorology degree.
Verdict: Grok is the AI equivalent of that friend who narrates their life like it’s an action movie—great for entertainment, questionable for accuracy.
ChatGPT 5: The Pragmatic Nerd
ChatGPT 5 played it safe with concise summaries that read like they were lifted straight from a textbook. If you’re looking for drama or flair, you’ll be disappointed. But if you want solid facts without frills, ChatGPT 5 is your go-to.
Its coverage of the looming U.S. federal government shutdown was refreshingly straightforward—no doomsday predictions, just facts. Same goes for its take on UCLA’s $500 million funding restoration. Dry? Yes. Informative? Also yes.
ChatGPT 5 also tackled climate change with a level-headed approach, highlighting erratic water cycles and emissions gaps without resorting to apocalyptic language. In a world where every weather story feels like a trailer for “The Day After Tomorrow,” this was oddly comforting.
However, ChatGPT 5’s Achilles’ heel is its lack of personality. Reading its summaries is like eating plain oatmeal—it gets the job done but doesn’t spark joy.
Verdict: ChatGPT 5 is the Hermione Granger of AI reporting—brilliant but could loosen up a bit.
Copilot: The Wild Card
Copilot showed up to the party with a mix of serious headlines and downright bizarre stories. If Gemini is your overachieving friend and Grok your drama queen, Copilot is your eccentric buddy who starts conversations with “Did you hear about the Rapture?”
Yes, you read that right—Copilot included a viral prophecy about the Rapture happening today or tomorrow. Millions are apparently watching the skies while mainstream Christian leaders roll their eyes so hard they might sprain something. Is this newsworthy? Debatable. Is it hilarious? Absolutely.
Copilot also covered serious topics like France recognizing Palestine and Russia-Ukraine war updates but sprinkled in quirky gems like San Diego unveiling a new airport terminal and investigators dismantling a secret telecom network near the UN. A telecom system capable of jamming 911 calls? Sounds like the plot of a spy movie.
And let’s not forget Copilot’s local news flair: Uber lawsuits in Rosemont and wildfire risks in Northern California. These stories added a relatable touch to an otherwise chaotic lineup.
Verdict: Copilot is that friend who shows up with wild conspiracy theories and random trivia but somehow still manages to keep you entertained.
The Winner
So who won today’s Great AI News Smackdown? It depends on what you’re looking for:
- Best for Drama: Grok takes the crown here. If you want headlines dripping with intensity, Grok delivers.
- Best for Facts: ChatGPT 5 wins this one hands down. No fluff, just facts.
- Best for Entertainment: Copilot is your MVP for quirky stories and viral buzz.
- Best All-Rounder: Gemini tries hard to cover everything but trips over its own ambition.
In conclusion, none of these AI models are perfect—but hey, neither are human journalists. At least these bots don’t demand coffee breaks or complain about deadlines (yet). Until next time, keep your newsfeed refreshed and your radioactive shrimp frozen!
Here is the raw news output from each AI model:
Major news stories as of today, September, 23, 2025
GEMINI
Today's top news stories are dominated by developments in both domestic and international affairs.
In the United States, the Supreme Court has temporarily allowed a decision that lets the current administration fire a Federal Trade Commission (FTC) commissioner.1 The court has agreed to hear a full dispute on the matter.2 Additionally, there is significant discussion and pushback from medical experts and pharmaceutical companies following a White House announcement suggesting that acetaminophen may be linked to autism.3
Internationally, there is major news surrounding the United Nations General Assembly.4 A number of key U.S. allies, including the UK, France, and Canada, have officially recognized a Palestinian state, a move that defies Washington's stance.5 This comes as fighting continues in Gaza.6 Meanwhile, the U.S. President is scheduled to address the UN General Assembly and is also holding bilateral meetings with leaders from various nations.7
Other notable stories include:
NASA has introduced a new class of ten astronaut candidates.8
Spirit Airlines is furloughing a significant number of flight attendants as part of a restructuring effort.9
A recall has been issued for shrimp sold in multiple states due to potential radioactive contamination.10
GROK
Top News Stories on September 23, 2025
Here are the leading global and regional headlines based on current reports, focusing on politics, international conflicts, weather disasters, and notable developments. I've prioritized stories with high engagement and recency.
1. Multiple Countries Recognize Palestine as Sovereign State Amid UN Tensions
Over the past few days, nations including Canada, Australia, the United Kingdom, France, and at least ten others have formally recognized Palestine, a move Palestinians have sought for decades but which Israel criticizes as benefiting Hamas. This comes during the UN General Assembly, where French President Emmanuel Macron addressed a Summit on Palestinians, and U.S. President Donald Trump is set to speak today. Reactions from West Bank residents and UN officials highlight growing diplomatic momentum.
2. Russia Escalates Ukraine Conflict with Drone and Missile Strikes
Russian forces launched over 30 drones near Moscow (shot down by air defenses) and a massive ballistic missile attack on Ukraine's Zaporizhia region. The UN reports a 40% rise in civilian casualties from Russian drone strikes in 2025 compared to 2024, with a new OHCHR document detailing abuses against Ukrainian civilians since 2022. Putin is reportedly pressuring the Trump administration for arms control talks to ease U.S.-Russia tensions over Ukraine.
3. Heavy Rains Devastate Kolkata, India: At Least 5 Dead
Torrential downpours from a low-pressure system over the Bay of Bengal dumped over 250 mm of rain on Kolkata in under 24 hours, causing at least five deaths, widespread flooding, and disruptions. The IMD warns of more heavy rain in Odisha and nearby areas. Separately, a three-storey house collapse in Indore due to rains killed two and injured 12.
4. U.S. Court Orders Restoration of $500M Funding to UCLA
A federal judge mandated the Trump administration to unfreeze $500 million in federal grants to UCLA, resolving a dispute over withheld funding. This decision underscores ongoing tensions in higher education funding amid broader U.S. policy shifts.
5. Indian Politics Heats Up: Owaisi Eyes Bihar Expansion, Youth Congress Protests
AIMIM leader Asaduddin Owaisi arrived in Bihar to contest over 20 seats in upcoming assembly elections, signaling a push for Muslim voter outreach. Meanwhile, Youth Congress staged massive protests outside Bihar CM Nitish Kumar's residence, met with reported police brutality. In other news, Uttar Pradesh banned public displays of caste on vehicles and social media to curb caste-based glorification.
Other Notable Mentions
Burkina Faso, Mali, and Niger Begin ICC Withdrawal: The Sahel nations are exiting the International Criminal Court, citing bias against Africa, opting for the African Court in Arusha instead.
India's GST Reforms Take Effect: PM Modi hailed rate cuts on 375 items as a "double bonanza," reducing prices amid Navratri festivities.
Business Boost in India: Accenture plans a new Andhra Pradesh campus, targeting 12,000 jobs.
These stories reflect a mix of global diplomacy, ongoing wars, and regional crises. For deeper dives, check sources like NPR, The Hindu, and Kyiv Post.
CHATGPT 5
Here are concise summaries of major developing stories today (Sept 23, 2025). Note: Situations can evolve quickly; check primary sources for updates.
1. Looming U.S. federal government shutdown: With deadlines approaching, the administration has not publicly detailed contingency plans, increasing uncertainty for federal workers, contractors, and markets. [1]
2. Court ruling on federal education funding: A judge ordered the administration to restore roughly $500 million in grant funding to UCLA, highlighting ongoing legal battles over executive funding decisions. [2]
3. Ukraine war – rail infrastructure under sustained attack: Russia has intensified what officials describe as systematic strikes on Ukraine’s rail network, targeting critical logistics lifelines and complicating military resupply. [3]
4. Global markets steady while awaiting central bank signals: Asian equities hit or hovered near recent highs in lighter holiday trading, and investors are focused on forthcoming remarks from Fed Chair Powell for rate-path clues. [4]
5. Climate impacts – destabilized global water cycle: A new assessment reports the planetary water cycle is becoming more erratic, with sharper swings between flood and drought, raising food, infrastructure, and humanitarian risks. [5]
6. Emissions gap persists: An analysis warns planned fossil fuel production for 2030 remains far above levels consistent with limiting warming to internationally agreed targets, underscoring policy–implementation gaps. [6]
7. Climate governance and U.S. posture: Allies and observers are watching how the administration engages (or holds back) in multilateral climate frameworks, amid broader efforts to reshape global institutional roles. [7]
8. Combating climate misinformation: A new global initiative is allocating grants to bolster information integrity around climate change ahead of COP30, aiming to counter disinformation and improve public trust. [8]
If you’d like deeper detail on any category (geopolitics, markets, climate, legal, etc.) just let me know.
COPILOT
Here’s what’s making headlines across the U.S. and globally today, Tuesday, September 23, 2025 🗞️:
🌍 Global Spotlight
1. Rapture Prediction Sparks Worldwide Buzz
Millions are watching the skies today due to a viral prophecy claiming the Rapture will occur on September 23–24. The prediction originated from a South African pastor’s dream and gained traction due to its alignment with Rosh Hashanah and astronomical events. While mainstream Christian leaders caution against “date-setting,” the internet is ablaze with speculation.
2. Russia–Ukraine War Escalates
Ukraine reports over 1,000 Russian troop losses in the past 24 hours, along with the destruction of two aircraft and a helicopter. The fiercest fighting is concentrated in the Pokrovsk sector. Meanwhile, drone strikes and missile attacks continue to batter Ukrainian cities.
3. France Recognizes Palestinian State at UN Assembly
In a major diplomatic shift, France joined several nations in formally recognizing Palestine during the UN General Assembly. This leaves the U.S. as the only permanent Security Council member not to do so.
🇺🇸 U.S. Headlines
4. Trump Links Autism to Tylenol Use During Pregnancy
President Trump made waves by suggesting a connection between autism and acetaminophen use during pregnancy. The FDA is now reviewing safety labels, though health experts warn the claim contradicts decades of research.
5. Hurricane Gabrielle Intensifies
Now a Category 4 storm east of Bermuda, Gabrielle is generating dangerous rip currents along the U.S. East Coast. Two other systems near the Caribbean may develop later this week.
6. San Diego Airport Unveils New Terminal
San Diego International Airport officially opened its revamped Terminal 1 today, featuring 30 gates, sustainable design, and expanded amenities. The old terminal will be demolished over the next three months.
7. Secret Telecom Network Dismantled in NYC
The U.S. Secret Service uncovered a massive hidden telecom system near the UN, capable of jamming 911 calls and disrupting cell towers. Investigators suspect nation-state actors were involved.
🔥 California & Rosemont Local News
8. Heat Wave + Dry Lightning = Fire Risk
Northern California braces for upper-90s temperatures and dry lightning, raising wildfire concerns.
9. Uber Faces Lawsuit in Rosemont
A passenger was assaulted post-drop-off, prompting legal action against Uber for alleged failure to protect riders.
10. Rosemont’s Biggest Community Event This Week
Locals are gearing up for a major community gathering, including auctions and school sports events.
If you want to riff on any of these—say, turn the Rapture frenzy into a satirical piece or explore the telecom takedown as a visual allegory—I’m all in.
