DOGE, DON, ELON - MUSK RAT LOVE
As Suggest by Tracy Leigh
"Musk Rat Love": A Parody for the Ages:
"Musk Rat Love."
**Musk Rat, Musk Rat**
**Twitter fight**
**Trolling the libs**
**At 3 a.m. every night, it’s endearing**
**(Or maybe just weirding).**
**Musk Rat Donnie**
**Musk Rat Elon**
**Launching tweets like rockets; oh, what could go wrong?**
**They’re scheming**
**Dogecoin is beaming.**
**And they whirl**
**And they twirl through the Twittersphere, tango-ing**
**Slinging and slinging a Spacex-y jangle.**
**“To the moon!” they both proclaim above.**
**Looks like Musk Rat Love.**
**Nibbling on Bitcoin,**
**Chewing on memes.**
**Donnie says to Elon,**
**“Buddy, let’s dream! Let’s go viral.”**
**Elon nods back with a smile.**
**Now he’s tickling Elon’s fancy,**
**Pitching IPOs.**
**Mars to Mar-a-Lago—anything goes! They’re giggling.**
**Don starts wiggling.**
**And they whirled,**
**And they twirled through the blockchain, tango-ing.**
**Slinging and jingling a meme-filled jangle.**
**Floating like the heavens above…**
**Looks like Musk Rat Love.**
**And they whirl**
**And they twirl through the Twittersphere, tango-ing**
**Slinging and slinging a Spacex-y jangle.**
**“To the moon!” they both proclaim above.**
**Looks like Musk Rat Love.**
**Nibbling on Bitcoin,**
**Chewing on memes.**
**Donnie says to Elon,**
**“Buddy, let’s dream! Let’s go viral.”**
**Elon nods back with a smile.**
**Now he’s tickling Elon’s fancy,**
**Pitching IPOs.**
**Mars to Mar-a-Lago—anything goes! They’re giggling.**
**Don starts wiggling.**
Musk Rat Love": A Parody for the Ages
In a world where love knows no bounds—be it for people, power, or even peculiar cryptocurrencies—one man stands at the crossroads of it all: Donald Trump. And who better to share the spotlight of his affection than the tech-savvy, meme-loving billionaire Elon Musk and his beloved Dogecoin? Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you a hilarious parody of Captain and Tennille's iconic song, "Muskrat Love," reimagined as "Musk Rat Love."
**Musk Rat, Musk Rat**
**Twitter fight**
**Trolling the libs**
**At 3 a.m. every night, it’s endearing**
**(Or maybe just weirding).**
**Musk Rat Donnie**
**Musk Rat Elon**
**Launching tweets like rockets; oh, what could go wrong?**
**They’re scheming**
**Dogecoin is beaming.**
Picture it: Trump, lounging at Mar-a-Lago, scrolling through his phone with a Diet Coke in hand. Suddenly, a lightbulb moment! He realizes that Elon Musk—the man who shoots cars into space and wants to colonize Mars—might just be his soulmate. And what better way to bond than over their shared love for Dogecoin, the Shiba Inu-themed cryptocurrency that has captured the hearts (and wallets) of meme enthusiasts everywhere?
**And they whirl**
**And they twirl through the Twittersphere, tango-ing**
**Slinging and slinging a Spacex-y jangle.**
**“To the moon!” they both proclaim above.**
**Looks like Musk Rat Love.**
Trump slides into Elon’s DMs with all the subtlety of a gold-plated wrecking ball:
“@realDonaldTrump: Elon, you’re doing tremendous things. I mean, bigly tremendous. Let’s make Dogecoin great again. Call me.”
Elon replies with a single rocket emoji 🚀 and a GIF of a Shiba Inu wearing sunglasses. The bromance is officially on.
**Nibbling on Bitcoin,**
**Chewing on memes.**
**Donnie says to Elon,**
**“Buddy, let’s dream! Let’s go viral.”**
**Elon nods back with a smile.**
From there, the two embark on a whirlwind partnership that includes late-night brainstorming sessions about turning Mar-a-Lago into a launch pad for SpaceX and creating a new social media platform called “TruthX” (because why not?). They even discuss minting a new cryptocurrency called “TrumpCoin,” though Elon insists Dogecoin is already perfect.
**Now he’s tickling Elon’s fancy,**
**Pitching IPOs.**
**Mars to Mar-a-Lago—anything goes! They’re giggling.**
**Don starts wiggling.**
To commemorate their newfound friendship, they release a joint tweet:
“@elonmusk: Big things coming soon. Dogecoin to Mars! 🚀”
“@realDonaldTrump: Yes, folks, BIG THINGS. Elon is fantastic—very smart, very handsome. Dogecoin is the future! MAGA 🚀🐕”
The tweet garners millions of likes, though some are from bots (but who’s counting?). Meanwhile, Dogecoin’s value skyrockets by 420%, because of course it does.
**And they whirled,**
**And they twirled through the blockchain, tango-ing.**
**Slinging and jingling a meme-filled jangle.**
**Floating like the heavens above…**
**Looks like Musk Rat Love.**
As their partnership grows, so does their mutual admiration society. Trump starts calling Elon “the Einstein of our time,” while Elon refers to Trump as “the meme king.” Together, they plan a Dogecoin-themed rally where attendees must pay for tickets exclusively in crypto. The event is held at Cape Canaveral and features fireworks shaped like Shiba Inus and golden rockets emblazoned with “MAGA.”
The grand finale? A duet performance of their parody masterpiece, “Musk Rat Love,” complete with synchronized dancing and holographic Shiba Inus floating in the background.
While some might roll their eyes at this unlikely bromance, one thing is clear: love—or at least mutual meme appreciation—can bloom in the most unexpected places. So here’s to Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Dogecoin: may their Musk Rat Love take them all the way to Mars… or at least to the moon. 🚀🐕
And remember, folks: in the words of Captain and Tennille (sort of), “Floating like the heavens above… looks like Musk Rat Love.”
