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Friday, July 5, 2024





Have you heard about the latest and greatest project to hit America? No, it's not a new theme park or a revolutionary technology. It's the MAGA Project 2025, also known as the "Nazification of America." Yes, you read that right. It seems that some folks out there are dead set on turning the good ol' US of A into a real-life version of 1940s Germany. And let me tell you, it's as ridiculous as it sounds.

So, what exactly is the MAGA Project 2025? Well, according to their website at, it's a grand plan to make America great again by modeling our country after one of the darkest periods in human history. Sounds like a hoot, doesn't it? Let's take a look at some of the major points of this "brilliant" plan and explore the downside of each for American democracy.

Point 1: Mandatory mustaches for all government officials.

Oh, yes. You read that correctly. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to require all government officials to sport a stylish mustache, just like some of those iconic World War II leaders. I mean, who wouldn't want to see their local mayor or city council member rocking a Hitler-esque 'stache? The downside? Well, for one, it might be a bit distracting during important policy meetings. And let's not forget the potential for an increase in sales of mustache wax and grooming products. Talk about a hairy situation!

Point 2: National lederhosen day.

That's right, folks. Get ready to dust off your finest pair of lederhosen because the MAGA Project 2025 wants to designate a national day for everyone to sport this traditional German attire. I can already see the chaos at the local department stores as people scramble to find the perfect pair. And let's not even get started on the potential chafing issues. The downside? Well, aside from the fashion faux pas, there's also the risk of lederhosen-related injuries. Trust me, no one wants to see their neighbor hobbling around with a lederhosen-induced wedgie.

Point 3: Mandatory accordion lessons for all school children.

Ah, music to my ears. Or not. The MAGA Project 2025 believes that every child in America should be proficient in playing the accordion. Because nothing says "freedom and democracy" like a good old polka tune, right? The downside? Well, aside from the potential hearing loss for parents forced to endure endless accordion practice sessions, there's also the issue of limited career opportunities for accordion virtuosos. I mean, how many accordion-centric bands can the world handle?

Point 4: National sauerkraut appreciation day.

Move over, Thanksgiving. There's a new food-centric holiday in town. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to establish a national day dedicated to celebrating everyone's favorite fermented cabbage dish - sauerkraut. Get ready for parades featuring giant sauerkraut floats and sauerkraut-eating contests. The downside? Well, aside from the inevitable gastrointestinal distress for many participants, there's also the risk of a sauerkraut shortage. Can you imagine the horror of a sauerkraut apocalypse?

Point 5: Mandatory goose-stepping competitions.

Yes, you heard that right. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to bring back the classic military march known as the goose step and turn it into a national pastime. Just picture it - families gathering in the town square to watch their loved ones strut their stuff with military precision. The downside? Well, aside from the potential strain on chiropractors treating goose-stepping-related back injuries, there's also the risk of creating a nation of overly confident walkers. I mean, who needs humility when you've mastered the goose step?

Now, if you're reading this and thinking, "This has got to be a joke," then you're absolutely right. The MAGA Project 2025 is nothing more than a hilarious (and slightly terrifying) parody of extreme political movements. But it serves as a reminder that we should never take our democracy for granted. So, let's raise a glass of non-alcoholic beer (because prohibition might be next on the agenda) to the absurdity of it all and continue to cherish the freedom and diversity that make America truly great.

In conclusion, while the MAGA Project 2025 may be nothing more than a satirical jab at extreme ideologies, it's important to remember that democracy is not a joke. So let's continue to stand up for what's right, speak out against injustice, and never forget to laugh in the face of absurdity. And if you're ever feeling down about the state of our country, just remember - at least we're not all required to wear lederhosen...yet.

READ IT FOR YOURSELF: Project 2025 | Presidential Transition Project

The People’s Guide to Project 2025 - Democracy Forward

  • Cut overtime protections for 4.3 million workers
  • Stop efforts to lower prescription drug prices
  • Limit access to food assistance, which an average of more than 40 million people in 21.6 million households rely on monthly
  • Eliminate the Head Start early education program, which serves over 1 million children annually
  • Cut American Rescue Plan (ARP) programs that have created or saved 220,000 jobs
  • Restrict access to medication abortion
  • Push more of the 33 million people enrolled in Medicare towards Medicare Advantage and other worse, private options
  • Expose the 368,000 children in foster care to risk of increased discrimination
  • Deny students in 25 states and Washington, D.C. access to student loans because their state provides in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants
  • Roll back civil rights protections across multiple fronts, including cutting diversity, equity, and inclusion-related (DEI) programs and LGBTQ+ rights in health care, education, and workplaces

Donald Trump Claims Republicans' Project 2025 has Nothing to Do With Him: ‘Abysmal' 

Trump's Campaign Page Repeatedly Cites Group Responsible for Project 2025 - MeidasTouch News 

Trump and Project 2025 are attacking the Department of Education. How might they reshape US schools? | US education | The Guardian