WELCOME TO ST NOPE CHARTER SCHOOL: WHERE WE PROUDLY VIOLATE THE BLAINE AMENDMENT AND SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

WELCOME TO ST NOPE CHARTER SCHOOL

WHERE WE PROUDLY VIOLATE THE BLAINE AMENDMENT AND SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

Welcome to Saint Nope Charter School, where we proudly violate the Blaine Amendments and separate church and state in the most hilarious way possible. As we all know, 37 states have these pesky amendments in their constitutions that prohibit public funding of religious schools. But fear not, dear readers, because we have found a loophole that would make even the founding fathers roll in their graves.

First, let's take a moment to appreciate the irony of the Blaine Amendments. They were born out of anti-Catholic sentiment in the late 19th century, yet today they are used to deny equal access to educational opportunities for students of all faiths. Talk about a backfire.

But fear not, because we have a solution. Billionaires who think they are smarter than everyone else (and let's face it, who doesn't love a humble billionaire?) are using their wealth to support religious charter schools and circumvent the Blaine Amendments in their state constitutions. Because if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that billionaires always have our best interests at heart.

Now, some may argue that the Blaine Amendments protect the separation of church and state by ensuring that taxpayers do not have to support religious institutions that may conflict with their own beliefs or values. But let's be real here, who wouldn't want their tax dollars going towards teaching children about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Others may argue that the Blaine Amendments preserve the quality and accountability of public education by preventing the diversion of scarce resources to private schools that may not meet the same standards or regulations as public schools. But let's be honest, who needs standards and regulations when you have divine intervention on your side?

And finally, some may argue that the Blaine Amendments respect the diversity and pluralism of American society by avoiding entanglement between government and religion in matters of education. But come on, where's the fun in that? We prefer our education entangled with religion, politics, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

So come join us at Saint Nope Charter School, where we violate the Blaine Amendments with pride and wit. Who knows, maybe one day we'll even have our own billionaire sponsor.

Bing, 6/17/2023

Blaine Amendment - Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaine_Amendment.

Blaine amendments in state constitutions - Ballotpedia. https://ballotpedia.org/Blaine_amendments_in_state_constitutions.

37 states have Blaine Amendments blocking public funds from ... - Patheos. https://www.patheos.com/blogs/hedgerow/2020/07/37-states-have-blaine-amendments-blocking-public-funds-from-religious-schools-in-their-constitutions/.

 Symposium: A takedown of the Blaine Amendments - SCOTUSblog. https://www.scotusblog.com/2020/07/symposium-a-takedown-of-the-blaine-amendments/.

THAT TIME BILL GATES DECIDED THAT WASHINGTON STATE WOULD HAVE CHARTER SCHOOLS OR ELSE

THAT TIME BILL GATES DECIDED THAT WASHINGTON STATE WOULD HAVE CHARTER SCHOOLS OR ELSE

In a move that surprised absolutely no one, billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates decided that Washington state would have charter schools or else. And by "or else," he meant a grant of $1.7 million to The Seattle Times, which just so happened to support charter schools.

Now, for those of you who don't know what charter schools are, they're publicly funded but privately run schools that operate independently of locally elected school boards and face fewer regulations. In other words, they're like regular schools, but with less oversight. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, as it turns out, quite a bit. Charter schools in Washington state have faced legal challenges and controversies, such as the 2015 state Supreme Court ruling that declared them unconstitutional and the subsequent legislative efforts to keep them open. But hey, who needs pesky things like the constitution when you've got Bill Gates on your side?

Of course, The Seattle Times editorial board was quick to jump on the charter school bandwagon. They advocated for fixing the law to improve charter schools by extending the authorization deadline and providing equitable funding for charter students. Because nothing says "equitable" like giving public money to private schools.

They also criticized the legal challenges and controversies surrounding charter schools, conveniently ignoring the fact that those challenges and controversies exist for a reason. But hey, why let facts get in the way of a good narrative?

And let's not forget about the academic performance and outcomes of charter schools. According to a 2019 Stanford report, charter-school students in Washington learned at similar rates as their peers in traditional public schools. Of course, that report was funded by the Gates Foundation, which has been heavily involved in supporting charter schools in Washington state. But who needs unbiased research when you've got a billionaire calling the shots?

Groups that have supported charter schools in Washington state include the Washington State Charter Schools Association, Stand for Children, Democrats for Education Reform, and the League of Education Voters. And let's not forget about the political action committees that endorse pro-charter candidates, which have received millions of dollars in donations from pro-charter groups and individuals like the Gates Foundation, Stand for Children, and Vulcan Inc. Because nothing says "democracy" like buying elections.

So what's the history of charter schools in Washington state? Well, they first opened in 2014, years after they had already reached most other states. And they've been facing legal challenges and controversies ever since. They're authorized by the state or by authorizing districts, and are subject to comprehensive monitoring and data collection. But despite all of that oversight, they still receive less funding than traditional public schools.

In conclusion, it's clear that charter schools are a great idea...if you're a billionaire looking to privatize public education. But for the rest of us, they're just another way to funnel public money into private pockets. Thanks for nothing, Bill Gates.

Big Education Ape: KAMA SUTRA OF SCHOOL PRIVATIZATION https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/05/kama-sutra-of-school-privatization.html 

According to the search results, The Seattle Times editorial board has expressed support for charter schools in Washington state in various ways, such as:

• - Advocating for fixing the law to improve charter schools by extending the authorization deadline and providing equitable funding for charter students⁴.
• - Advocating for leaving charter-school funds in the budget to offer short-term relief for charter schools that face systematic underfunding².
• - Criticizing the legal challenges and controversies surrounding charter schools, such as the 2015 state Supreme Court ruling that declared charter schools unconstitutional and the subsequent legislative efforts to keep them open¹.
• - Highlighting the academic performance and outcomes of charter schools, such as a 2019 Stanford report that found charter-school students in Washington learned at similar rates as their peers in traditional public schools³.

 Bing, 6/17/2023

(1) Extend window of opportunity for new public charter schools. https://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/editorials/extend-window-of-opportunity-for-new-public-charter-schools/.

(2) Leave charter-school funds in the budget | The Seattle Times. https://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/editorials/leave-charter-school-funds-in-the-budget/.

(3) Fix the law to improve charter schools | The Seattle Times. https://www.seattletimes.com/opinion/editorials/fix-the-law-to-improve-charter-schools/.

(4) An anti-transparency editorial in The Washington Post. https://www.cjr.org/analysis/washington-post-charter-schools-editorial.php.

A LITTLE MORE HISTORY FROM CHATGPT

The history of charter schools in Washington State is marked by controversy, legal battles, and involvement from various organizations, including the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Let's dive into the details:

Early History:

Charter schools are publicly funded schools that operate independently from the traditional public school system. Washington State first passed a charter school law in 1993, becoming one of the early adopters of the charter school movement in the United States. However, this initial law was never implemented due to a legal challenge that deemed it unconstitutional.

First Charter School Law and Legal Challenges:

In 2004, Washington State passed a new charter school law, which allowed the establishment of charter schools. The law limited the number of charter schools to 40 over a five-year period. However, opponents of charter schools filed a lawsuit challenging the law's constitutionality, arguing that it diverted public funds away from traditional public schools and violated the state's constitution.

Legal Battles and Supreme Court Ruling:

In 2015, the Washington State Supreme Court ruled that the state's charter school law was unconstitutional. The court held that charter schools did not qualify as "common schools" under the state constitution and, therefore, could not receive public funding intended for common schools. This ruling effectively shut down all existing charter schools in the state.

Charter School Act of 2016:

In response to the Supreme Court ruling, charter school supporters launched an initiative campaign to pass a new charter school law. In November 2016, Washington voters approved Initiative 1240, known as the "Charter School Act of 2016." This law created a pathway for charter schools to operate in the state by establishing a separate funding mechanism.

Involvement of the Gates Foundation and Bill Gates:

The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has been a prominent supporter of charter schools nationwide, including in Washington State. The foundation has provided financial support to organizations advocating for charter schools and has funded research and initiatives aimed at improving charter school performance. While the Gates Foundation has played a role in supporting charter schools in Washington State, it is important to note that they are one of many organizations involved in the debate.

Groups Supporting Charter Schools:

Several groups have actively supported charter schools in Washington State. These include the Washington State Charter Schools Association (WA Charters), Stand for Children, Democrats for Education Reform, and League of Education Voters. These organizations have advocated for charter school expansion and have been involved in lobbying efforts and campaigns to support candidates who favor charter schools.

Election Support for Charter School Candidates:

Various political action committees (PACs) and advocacy groups have supported candidates who are in favor of charter schools in Washington State. For example, the Washington State Charter Schools Association's PAC has endorsed and provided financial support to candidates who support charter schools. Stand for Children and Democrats for Education Reform have also been involved in supporting candidates who align with their goals of charter school expansion.

It's important to note that the charter school debate in Washington State has remained contentious, with ongoing discussions about the impact on traditional public schools, equity concerns, and accountability measures for charter schools. The involvement of the Gates Foundation and other organizations reflects the complex dynamics surrounding the charter school movement in the state.

WHEN BILLIONAIRES BUY YOUR SCHOOL BOARDS: HOW MR SASQUATCH BECAME A TEACHER IN CALIFORNIA

 

WHEN BILLIONAIRES BUY YOUR SCHOOL BOARDS

HOW MR SASQUATCH BECAME A TEACHER IN CALIFORNIA

It's no secret that education is a hot topic in politics. Everyone has an opinion on how to fix our schools, from parents to politicians, and even billionaires. Yes, you read that right - billionaires. It seems that these days, the ultra-wealthy are using their financial power to influence education policy, and the results are not pretty.

Take the California Office to Reform Education (CORE), for example. This organization was founded by a group of billionaires who wanted to improve education in California. Sounds great, right? Well, not so fast. CORE has been accused of pushing policies that harm low-income and minority students, including the closure of schools and the firing of teachers. And when billionaires buy your school boards, the quality of teachers suffers.

Just take a look at Oakland Unified School District. According to data released by the California Department of Education, only 57% of teachers in this district are fully credentialed. That means nearly half of the teachers in Oakland are not qualified to teach their subjects. This is unacceptable, especially considering that Oakland has one of the highest rates of poverty, disability, and BIPOC children in the state.

But Oakland is not alone. The data also show that at least 10% of California's public school classrooms are overseen by teachers who are not properly credentialed. This is a problem that affects schools with higher rates of low-income students more than those with lower rates. In fact, a CalMatters analysis found that the rate of fully credentialed teachers was 22 percentage points higher at schools serving more affluent families.

So why are so many teachers underqualified? One reason is the use of emergency permits, which allow uncredentialed teachers to work in classrooms for up to one year. Another reason is the lack of subject matter competence, which means that teachers are not experts in the subjects they are teaching. And let's not forget about intern credentials, which allow individuals to teach while they are still completing their credentialing requirements.

But there is hope for change. Assembly Bill (AB) 1505 was passed in 2019 and requires that all charter school teachers meet the same professional fitness requirements as traditional public school teachers. This means that charter schools cannot hire underqualified teachers to teach non-core or non-college preparatory courses.

In conclusion, when billionaires buy your school boards, the quality of teachers suffers. We cannot allow financial power to dictate education policy. Our students deserve better than underqualified teachers who are not experts in their subjects. It's time for real change in our schools, and that starts with ensuring that all teachers are fully credentialed and qualified to teach our children.

Here are the percentages of fully credentialed teachers for the CORE districts 

District                                 Percentage of Fully Credentialed Teachers

Los Angeles Unified                                 87.5%

Long Beach Unified                                         91.9%

Fresno Unified                                                 88.9%

Garden Grove Unified                                 92.7%

Santa Ana Unified                                         90.2%

Sacramento City Unified                                 89.8%

Oakland Unified                                         57%

San Francisco Unified                                 86.8%

The **CORE districts** are one example of a network of schools that received a grant from the Gates Foundation’s New School Initiative in 2018. The CORE districts are a group of eight urban school districts in California that serve more than one million students, including Fresno Unified, Los Angeles Unified and Long Beach Unified⁴. The CORE districts collaborate on data collection and analysis, accountability systems, social-emotional learning, and professional development⁴. They received $16 million over five years from the foundation to support their efforts to improve student achievement and close opportunity gaps⁴.

Civil grand jury: San Francisco Unified teacher shortage worse than the state. https://edsource.org/updates/civil-grand-jury-san-francisco-unified-teacher-shortage-worse-than-the-state

Big Education Ape: BILLIONAIRES ARE WINNING THE RACE TO DESTROY PUBLIC EDUCATION IN CALIFORNIA http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/billionaires-are-winning-race-to.html 

Big Education Ape: THE UNCOMMON CORE: CALIFORNIA OFFICE TO DESTROY PUBLIC EDUCATION (CORE California Office to Reform Education) https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/05/the-uncommon-core-california-office-to.html

 Bing, 6/17/2023

(1) Teacher credentials: Where underqualified teachers are - CalMatters. https://calmatters.org/education/2022/07/teacher-credentials-california/.

(2) Many California teachers lack proper classroom credentials - Los .... https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-07-01/amid-staffing-shortage-46-700-teachers-in-california-classrooms-lack-proper-credentials.

(3) . https://bing.com/search?q=California+charter+schools+teachers+not+fully+credentialed.

(4) Teacher credentials come in for tough grading as CA rethinks charter .... https://calmatters.org/education/2019/07/teacher-credentials-come-in-for-tough-grading-as-ca-rethinks-charter-school-rules/.

(5) Changes to the Credential Requirements for Charter School Teachers .... https://www.ctc.ca.gov/docs/default-source/commission/coded/2020/coded-20-02.pdf?sfvrsn=7faa2cb1_2.

(6) Many California teachers lack proper classroom credentials - Los .... https://bing.com/search?q=California+districts+teachers+not+fully+credentialed.

(7) Opinion: Why the shortage of credentialed teachers may force California leaders to think big. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/careersandeducation/opinion-why-the-shortage-of-credentialed-teachers-may-force-california-leaders-to-think-big/ar-AA1cC9Lp.

(8) Nearly one-fourth of SFUSD teachers not fully credentialed, grand jury finds. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/nearly-one-fourth-of-sfusd-teachers-not-fully-credentialed-grand-jury-finds/ar-AA1cC2ix.

(9) Civil grand jury: San Francisco Unified teacher shortage worse than the state. https://edsource.org/updates/civil-grand-jury-san-francisco-unified-teacher-shortage-worse-than-the-state.

(10) Teacher Credentialing Resources | Riverside County Office of ... - RCOE. https://www.rcoe.us/departments/leadership-wellness-and-student-services/charter-schools-unit/teacher-credentialing-resources.

HIPPIE DIPPY WEATHERMAN SEZ: DUDES PREPARE FOR HOT CLASSROOMS - SHOW ME YOUR PLAN

 

HIPPIE DIPPY WEATHERMAN SEZ

DUDES PREPARE FOR HOT CLASSROOMS

SHOW ME YOUR PLAN

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the "Hotter than a Jalapeno" show! I'm your host, the "Hippie Dippy Weatherman", and boy oh boy do we have some spicy news for you today. It seems that the heat is on, folks, and not just in California. But don't sweat it, we've got some cool solutions to beat this heatwave.

First up, let's talk about California schools. Now, we all know that California is the land of sunshine and good vibes, but sometimes it can get hotter than a habanero pepper. And that's not good for anyone, especially the poor kids and teachers who are trying to learn and grow. But fear not, my fellow heat warriors, because California is taking some groovy steps to make their schools more chill and comfy.

They're planting more trees to give some shade and fresh air, and they're getting rid of the asphalt and rubber that make the playgrounds feel like a frying pan. They're even working on a plan to deal with heat emergencies and help people who are feeling the heat. Now that's what I call some hot stuff!

But California isn't the only place feeling the heat, man. Other places are also getting hotter and hotter, and they're doing something about it too. They have their own plans to cope with the heat, which include things like giving out water and ice cream (yes, you heard that right), sending out heat alerts, getting more fans and coolers, and teaching people how to stay cool and healthy.

But let me tell you, making and following these plans is not easy. There are a lot of challenges and unknowns involved, like figuring out if the plans really work (duh), getting everyone on the same page (good luck with that), and making people realize that heat is a serious problem (it's not just a feeling, folks).

These challenges require some creative thinking and cooperation from everyone involved. So, I'm calling on all you cool cats out there to join the heat planning efforts in your communities and to take care of yourselves and others during heat waves. And don't worry, I've got some tips and tricks for staying cool and groovy in the heat:

1. Stay hydrated - drink water like it's going out of style.

2. Wear loose-fitting clothes - tight clothes are for squares.

3. Use sunscreen - nobody wants to look like a lobster.

4. Take breaks in the shade - trees are your new best friend.

5. Eat spicy food - it'll make you sweat, but it'll also cool you down (trust me on this one).

Now, let's take a look at some examples of heat plans from other states or countries. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) provides guidelines and resources for employers to create a written plan to prevent heat-related illness. The plan should include elements such as who will provide oversight, how will new workers develop heat tolerance, how will heat stress be measured, and what training will be provided to workers and supervisors.

The California Department of Industrial Relations (DIR) requires employers to have a heat illness prevention plan that includes procedures for providing sufficient water, access to shade, high-heat procedures, emergency response procedures, and acclimatization methods.

The Global Heat Health Information Network (GHHIN) showcases heat action plans and case studies from various countries, such as India, China, France, Spain, and Canada. These plans typically involve inter-agency coordination, public awareness campaigns, early warning systems, health care preparedness, and evaluation of effectiveness.

But let's not forget about the challenges or barriers to implementing heat plans. Evaluating the effectiveness of heat plans in reducing heat-related health impacts is difficult due to methodological issues (yawn), coordinating across different agencies (zzz), raising public awareness (snore). Sorry folks, I think I just dozed off there for a second.

But fear not, my fellow heat warriors! These challenges can be overcome by using robust evaluation methodologies (whatever that means), fostering cross-agency collaboration (can't we all just get along?), and developing innovative and tailored communication strategies that address the needs and preferences of different audiences (now we're talking).

Some hot tips for staying cool in this scorching heatwave. Remember to stay hydrated, wear loose-fitting clothes, use sunscreen, take breaks in the shade, and eat spicy food. And don't forget to join the heat planning efforts in your communities! Together we can beat this heatwave and stay cool as cucumbers.

So there you have it, folks. Some groovy ways to beat the heat in California schools (and beyond). And hey, if you want to get involved in the heat planning efforts in your community, go for it! The more the merrier, right? Just remember to take care of yourself and others during those blazing hot days. Peace out!

California Schools Start Hatching Heat Plans As The Planet Warms | Sacramento, CA Patch https://patch.com/california/sacramento/california-schools-start-hatching-heat-plans-planet-warms

SUMMARY

- As California grapples with how to deal with heat waves made more intense by climate change, schools in the state may soon have to come up with plans for cooling down outside play areas by planting more trees and replacing surfaces like asphalt that swelter on hot days¹.

- A policy brief published last month by the UCLA Luskin Center for Innovation offers a series of recommendations on how education and building codes can help schools become more heat-resilient in the face of global warming⁵.

- State Sen. Caroline Menjivar, a Democrat, introduced legislation this year requiring schools to have heat plans by 2027, and another bill would make it easier for schools to create more shaded spaces⁵.

- The best way to keep kids cool is perhaps the most obvious: providing shade, which can reduce the heat stress experienced throughout the day by 25% to 35%, according to the Luskin Center⁵. That requires reconfiguring playgrounds to make them cooler, such as swapping heat-absorbing materials like asphalt and rubber for grass and wood chips⁵.

- Governor Gavin Newsom announced that the state has released an Extreme Heat Action Plan outlining a strategic and comprehensive set of state actions to adapt and strengthen resilience to extreme heat⁶. The announcement comes on the heels of a heat wave earlier this month in Long Beach that reached a high of 101°F, nine degrees hotter than the record high in April 2014⁶.

- In partnership with the Legislature, Governor Newsom advanced an $800 million package in last year’s budget to protect California’s communities from heat. The package includes $300 million to support implementation of the Extreme Heat Action Plan and numerous other investments that protect communities, the economy, and natural systems from extreme heat⁶.

 Bing, 6/17/2023

(1) California lawmakers advance bill to cool down outside areas at schools .... https://bing.com/search?q=California+Schools+Heat+Plans.

(2) California Schools Start Hatching Heat Plans as the Planet Warms. https://californiahealthline.org/news/article/california-schools-start-hatching-heat-plans-as-the-planet-warms/.

(3) California Releases Extreme Heat Action Plan to Protect Communities .... https://www.gov.ca.gov/2022/04/28/california-releases-extreme-heat-action-plan-to-protect-communities-from-rising-temperatures/.

(4) California schools start hatching heat plans as the planet warms. https://www.mmm-online.com/home/channel/california-schools-start-hatching-heat-plans-as-the-planet-warms/.

(5) How California schools are spending billions in record pandemic aid. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/how-california-schools-are-spending-billions-in-record-pandemic-aid/ar-AA1cxCa3.

(6) ‘It’s So Overwhelming': Demands on School Health Workers Are Making Them Want to Quit. https://www.edweek.org/leadership/its-so-overwhelming-demands-on-school-health-workers-are-making-them-want-to-quit/2023/06.

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Big Education Ape: BILLIONAIRES ARE WINNING THE RACE TO DESTROY PUBLIC EDUCATION IN CALIFORNIA http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/billionaires-are-winning-race-to.html

Big Education Ape: BIBLE PORN AND AMERICAN BOOK BANNING http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/bible-porn-and-american-book-banning.html 

Big Education Ape: ON THIS DAY: GEORGE WALLACE BLOCKS INTEGRATION IN ALABAMA - LOOK WHO TOOK HIS PLACE http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/on-this-day-george-wallace-blocks.html 

Big Education Ape: MOMS FOR LIBERTY: THE PISTOL PACKING MERCENARY MILITIA OF THE RIGHT WING http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/moms-for-liberty-pistol-backing.html 

Big Education Ape: RELIGIOUS CHARTER SCHOOLS - OXYMORON? http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/religious-charter-schools-oxymoron.html 

Big Education Ape: OUR SAVIOR IS BEING CRUCIFIED: THE INDICTMENT OF DONALD TRUMP http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/our-savior-is-being-crucified.html 

Big Education Ape: WTF: DON'T SAY HARVEY MILK? #PrideMonth 🌈 #Pride2023 🌈 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/wtf-dont-say-harvey-milk-pridemonth.html 

Big Education Ape: SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AF: CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST CHARTER SCHOOLS http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/separation-of-church-and-state-af.html

Big Education Ape: NEWS FROM THE MOMS FOR LIBERTY OUTHOUSE - SH*TTER'S FULL http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/news-from-moms-for-liberty-outhouse.html

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THE BROKEN WORLD OF CALIFORNIA ARTS EDUCATION - SACRAMENTO WE MUST HAVE MORE COWBELLS

by Mike Simpson / 2d

THE BROKEN WORLD OF CALIFORNIA ARTS EDUCATION SACRAMENTO WE MUST HAVE MORE COWBELLS Are you ready for a wild ride? Because we're about to do a deep dive into the broken world of California arts education. And let me tell you, it's a hot mess. According to California's state-mandated arts standard, students from grades first through sixth are supposed to receive instruction in dance, music, theate

THE RIGHT TO EDUCATION IS A HUMAN RIGHT AND A KEY TO FREEDOM

by Mike Simpson / 2d

Education is like a superpower that can change lives and transform societies. It can help people escape poverty, achieve equality, and enjoy freedom. However, millions of children and adults around the world are still denied their right to education due to various obstacles and challenges. What is the right to education? The right to education means that every human being has the right to qualit

BROOKINGS: RIGHT SIZING EDUCATION FOR PRIVATIZING AND DESTRUCTION

by Mike Simpson / 2d

BROOKINGS: RIGHT SIZING EDUCATION FOR PRIVATIZING AND DESTRUCTION Scaling impact in education for transformative change is a complex and multifaceted process that requires a systemic approach to achieve meaningful outcomes. In today's rapidly changing world, education plays a critical role in shaping the future of individuals and societies. Therefore, it is essential to ensure that education syst

MAGA PARENTS' RIGHTS ALL WRONG

by Mike Simpson / 2d

Are you ready to learn about the world of education rights? Buckle up, because we're about to explore the wild world of MAGA parents' rights versus student rights. And let me tell you, it's a real doozy. First up, we have the right-wing front groups. These include Moms for Liberty, Nation Parents Union, and a whole bunch of dark money groups. These groups are all about fighting against things li

OKLAHOMA STATE EDUCATION SUPERINTENDENT MY ASS, MAGA HITMAN IS MORE LIKE

by Mike Simpson / 2d

OKLAHOMA STATE EDUCATION SUPERINTENDENT MY ASS MAGA HITMAN IS MORE LIKE In the world of education, there are those who prioritize the success of their students above all else. And then there's Oklahoma State Education Superintendent Ryan Walters, who seems to prioritize something else entirely: being a MAGA hitman. Yes, you read that right. According to some reports, Walters has been using his po

JUN 13

FLORIDA PACK RAT PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO FEDERAL CHARGES THAT HE'S A PACK RAT

by Mike Simpson / 3d

Former President Donald Trump has once again found himself in hot water, this time for allegedly illegally keeping classified documents at his Florida estate. But let's be real, is anyone surprised? Trump has been in more legal battles than a professional wrestler. The charges against Trump stem from an investigation into his handling of sensitive information during his presidency. Critics have

MOMS FOR LIBERTY: THE PISTOL BACKING MERCENARY MILITIA OF THE RIGHT WING

by Mike Simpson / 3d

Right wing front groups like Moms for Liberty are like a mercenary army? Well, that's news to me! I mean, sure, they're organized, armed, and motivated by a political agenda, but are they really like a group of hired guns? Let's take a closer look. First of all, let's define what we mean by "right wing front groups". According to NPR, these are groups that promote extremist views such as white s

CHRONIC ABSENTEEISM: SHOWING UP IS HALF THE BATTLE

by Mike Simpson / 3d

CHRONIC ABSENTEEISM SHOWING UP IS HALF THE BATTLE Are you a chronic absentee? Do you skip school more often than you attend? Well, don't worry, because according to the Stephen Hawking , just showing up is half of the battle. So, if you show up for half of your classes, you're good to go! But in all seriousness, chronic absenteeism is a real problem that affects millions of students and teachers

JUN 12

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AF: CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST CHARTER SCHOOLS

by Mike Simpson / 4d

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE AF CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST CHARTER SCHOOLS Are you ready to take a plunge into the wacky world of right-wing Christian nationalism and charter schools? Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to go on a wild ride! First, let's define our terms. Right-wing Christian nationalism is a political and religious ideology that seeks to make the United States a Christian nation gove

OUR SAVIOR IS BEING CRUCIFIED: THE INDICTMENT OF DONALD TRUMP

by Mike Simpson / 4d

In a historic development that has left the nation in a state of shock, former President Donald Trump has been indicted on thirty-seven counts in the special counsel's classified documents probe. The charges include obstruction of justice, destruction or falsification of records, conspiracy and false statements. But the real kicker? Trump is facing a charge under the Espionage Act. Yes, you read

WTF: DON'T SAY HARVEY MILK? #PrideMonth 🌈 #Pride2023 🌈 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning

by Mike Simpson / 4d

WTF: DON'T SAY HARVEY MILK? In a shocking turn of events, the Temecula school district is currently being investigated by the California Department of Education. Why, you may ask? Well, it seems that the school board made the grave mistake of blocking a curriculum that mentioned the iconic gay rights leader, Harvey Milk. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why would they do such a thing?" And hone

RELIGIOUS CHARTER SCHOOLS - OXYMORON?

by Mike Simpson / 4d

Charter schools and religious institutions: A match made in heaven? More like a match made in the land of oxymorons. How can we possibly have religious charter schools? Isn't that like having a vegetarian steakhouse? Or a dry water park? It just doesn't make sense. But here we are, in a world where one person's mythology is another person's religion, and somehow, we're supposed to navigate this

US DEPT. OF EDUCATION: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND THE FUTURE OF TEACHING AND LEARNING

by Mike Simpson / 5d

Artificial Intelligence and the Future of Teaching and Learning: DOE's Practical and Policy-Based Recommendations Are you tired of teaching the same old lessons year after year? Do you wish there was a way to make learning more engaging for your students? Look no further than Artificial Intelligence (AI)! Yes, you heard that right. AI is the future of teaching and learning, according to the Depa

JUN 11

BIBLE PORN AND AMERICAN BOOK BANNING

by Mike Simpson / 5d

The recent news of the Bible being banned from schools in Utah has caused quite a stir. But is the Bible really the filthiest story ever told? Let's take a deep dive and find out. Firstly, let's address the absurdity of book-banning in general. Who are these people who think they have the right to decide what others should or should not read? It's like they've never heard of freedom of speech or

ON THIS DAY: GEORGE WALLACE BLOCKS INTEGRATION IN ALABAMA - LOOK WHO TOOK HIS PLACE

by Mike Simpson / 5d

ON THIS DAY: GEORGE WALLACE BLOCKS INTEGRATION IN ALABAMA LOOK WHO TOOK HIS PLACE As we all know, billionaires are the new George Wallaces of our time. They stand in the schoolhouse door, blocking the path of progress and equality. But how did we get here? How did we go from a governor physically blocking the integration of a university to billionaires blocking access to education through privati

JUN 10

THE HOSTILE STATE TAKEOVER AND OCCUPATION OF HISD: REMEMBER DEMOCRACY...KIND OF NICE WASN'T IT

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by Mike Simpson / 6d

THE HOSTILE STATE TAKEOVER AND OCCUPATION OF HISD REMEMBER DEMOCRACY...KIND OF NICE WASN'T IT Well folks, it looks like the Texas Education Agency (TEA) has decided to take over the Houston Independent School District (HISD), the largest school district in Texas and one of the biggest in the nation. Yes, you heard that right, the democratically elected school board and superintendent are out, and

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 6-10-23 #PrideMonth 🌈 #Pride2023 🌈 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech

by Mike Simpson / 6d

TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 6-10-23 Big Education Ape: NEWS FROM THE MOMS FOR LIBERTY OUTHOUSE - SH*TTER'S FULL https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/06/news-from-moms-for-liberty-outhouse.html Big Education Ape: JUNE IS PRIDE MONTH - LET'S ALL CELEBRATE AND HAVE SOME FUN (HERE ARE SOME RESOURCES) #PrideMonth 🌈 #Pride2023 🌈 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech https://bigeducationape.b