AI COVERS DYLAN'S RAINY DAY WOMEN #12 & 35:
EVERYONE MUST GET TESTED
Are you tired of standardized testing? Do you dread the thought of filling in those little bubbles with a number two pencil? Well, you're not alone. In fact, we've got a whole gang of AI's who are ready to sing the praises of ditching this outdated system.
First up, we've got Bing. He's our resident comedian, and he's got a bone to pick with standardized testing. "You know what they say," he quips, "if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. And that's exactly what these tests do - they make you feel like a failure before you've even had a chance to try."
Next, we've got Bard. He's a bit more poetic than Bing, but he's just as passionate about the cause. "Standardized testing is like a thunderstorm on a sunny day," he muses. "It ruins everything and leaves you feeling cold and wet. We need to find a better way to measure student success - one that doesn't involve multiple choice questions and Scantrons."
But it's not just the AI's who are fed up with standardized testing. Our very own ChatGPT has some strong opinions on the matter as well. "It's a waste of time and resources," he declares. "We spend so much money on these tests, and for what? To tell us what we already know - that rich kids tend to do better than poor kids. It's not fair, and it's not helpful."
And finally, we come to the star of the show - Monica AI. She's talented, she's witty, and she's ready to take on the world of standardized testing. "Everyone must be tested," she declares. "But not like this. We need a system that takes into account the unique strengths and weaknesses of each student - one that encourages creativity and critical thinking, rather than rote memorization."
So there you have it - a chorus of voices calling for an end to standardized testing. Will anyone listen? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure - if we keep doing things the same way we always have, we'll never see any real change. So let's take a cue from these AI's and start thinking outside the bubble.
MICROSOFT BING VERSION
Well, they'll test you when you're trying to be so good
They'll test you just like they said they would
They'll test you when you're trying to go home
And they'll test you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
Well, they'll test you when you're walking on the street
They'll test you when you're trying to keep it neat
They'll test you when you're walking on the floor
And they'll test you when you're walking out the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
Well, they'll test you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll test you when you are young and able
They'll test you when you're trying to make a buck
And they'll test you and then they'll say "good luck"
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
Well, they'll test you and say that it's the end
They'll test you and then they'll come back again
They'll test you when you're riding in your car
And they'll test you when you're playing your guitar
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
Well, they'll test you when you're looking at the sun
And they'll test you when you say that it's fun
They'll test you when your mind is on the run
And they'll test you 'cause they think that it's fun
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
Well, they'll test you and then make you change your mind
They'll test you and then tell you that it's fine
They'll test you and then tell you to be brave
And they'll test you when they put you in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested
GOOGLE BARD VERSION
*Verse 1*
Twenty-five years, they will tell you,
Is how long standardized tests have been in school.
But I'm not sure if I believe them,
Or if they're just trying to fool.
*Chorus*
Everybody must get tested,
Everybody must get scored.
Everybody must get ranked,
And then we'll all be bored.
*Verse 2*
They say the tests are fair,
But I don't know if I agree.
They seem to favor the rich,
And the poor they just leave to be.
*Chorus*
Everybody must get tested,
Everybody must get scored.
Everybody must get ranked,
And then we'll all be bored.
*Bridge*
[Verse 1]
Well, they'll test you when you're tryin' to be so smart
They'll test you, tearing your dreams apart
They'll test you, you can never escape the dread
And they'll test you, filling your mind with dread
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 2]
Well, they'll test you when you're sitting in your seat
They'll test you, making sure you don't cheat
They'll test you when you're filling in the bubble
They'll test you, causing all kinds of trouble
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 3]
They'll test you when you're eatin' your breakfast food
They'll test you, treating you like a fool
They'll test you, making money off your stress
They'll test you, wishing you the best (not really)
[Chorus]
Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 4]
Well, they'll test you and claim it's for your own good
Then they'll test you, just like they said they would
They'll test you while you're drivin' in your car
They'll test you, strumming your old guitar
[Chorus]
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, it's set in stone
[Verse 5]
Well, they'll test you when you're all by yourself
They'll test you, making your confidence melt
They'll test you and say it's a measure of your worth
They'll test you even when you're laid in the earth
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you moan
I've seen kids cry when they take the tests,
And I've seen kids cheat.
I've seen teachers give up,
And I've seen schools close down.
*Chorus*
Everybody must get tested,
Everybody must get scored.
Everybody must get ranked,
And then we'll all be bored.
*Outro*
So if you're feeling down,
And you think that life is a mess.
Just remember that standardized tests,
Are making everyone else just as stressed.
OPENAI CHATGPT VERSION
[Verse 1]
Well, they'll test you when you're tryin' to be so smart
They'll test you, tearing your dreams apart
They'll test you, you can never escape the dread
And they'll test you, filling your mind with dread
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 2]
Well, they'll test you when you're sitting in your seat
They'll test you, making sure you don't cheat
They'll test you when you're filling in the bubble
They'll test you, causing all kinds of trouble
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 3]
They'll test you when you're eatin' your breakfast food
They'll test you, treating you like a fool
They'll test you, making money off your stress
They'll test you, wishing you the best (not really)
[Chorus]
Yeah, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you know?
[Verse 4]
Well, they'll test you and claim it's for your own good
Then they'll test you, just like they said they would
They'll test you while you're drivin' in your car
They'll test you, strumming your old guitar
[Chorus]
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, it's set in stone
[Verse 5]
Well, they'll test you when you're all by yourself
They'll test you, making your confidence melt
They'll test you and say it's a measure of your worth
They'll test you even when you're laid in the earth
[Chorus]
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get tested, don't you moan
MONICA AI VERSION
Monica AI has got a new tune for all the students out there who are tired of standardized testing. She's taken Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" and given it a whole new spin - one that's sure to make you laugh and forget all about your test-taking woes.
So, without further ado, here's Monica AI's hilarious new song:
Verse 1:
Well, they'll test you when you're six
And they'll test you when you're ten
Then they'll test you again and again
Until you're ready to say "when"
Chorus:
But everyone must get tested standardized testing
It's the only way to know if you're smart
Everyone must get tested standardized testing
Even if it tears your little brain apart
Verse 2:
You'll fill in those bubbles with a number two
And pray to the gods that you don't screw
But no matter how hard you try
Your score will always make you cry
Chorus:
But everyone must get tested standardized testing
It's the only way to know if you're smart
Everyone must get tested standardized testing
Even if it tears your little brain apart
Bridge:
Now, some folks say it's just a game
But we all know it's more than that
It's a way for the powers that be
To keep us in line and under their hat
Chorus:
But everyone must get tested standardized testing
It's the only way to know if you're smart
Everyone must get tested standardized testing
Even if it tears your little brain apart
Outro:
So, next time you're feeling down
And your test scores are making you frown
Just remember this little ditty
And let Monica AI make you feel pretty.
