Betsy DeVos’ Alternative Facts
From Common Core to Neurocore, the right candidate for Trumpian times…
After Betsy DeVos’ rocky confirmation hearing performance, she quickly became fodder for memes and late-night comic commentary. But what ya’ll are missing is that DeVos herself is in on the joke. As she prepares to take her spot in the *highest IQ cabinet ever assembled,* she’s the only cabinet member who has a real stake in raising your IQ—by 12 points. DeVos knows that in this, the age of alternative facts, no one gives a hoot about the difference between *proficiency* and *growth.* The testimonial is where it’s at. So Neurocore, the biofeedback company that she won’t be giving up on, has no research behind it. Who cares??? Neurocore changed Charles C’s brain and changed his life, and it helped football player Kirk Cousins take his game to the next level. If the plural of anecdote is data, then the plural of testimonial is franchises. To the brain rooms, reader, we’ve got qEEG data to collect and a national expansion to plan.Before we get to how great Neurocore is, let’s take a quick look at how easy it is to retrain your brain. This won’t take long because it’s that easy.
At a Neurocore Brain Performance Center, our 45-minute neurofeedback and biofeedback sessions take advantage of your brain’s ability to change – its neuroplasticity. With neurofeedback, you watch a movie that plays only when your brain speed is within the therapeutic range. When it goes out of range, the movie pauses, which tells you that something is out of balance. During the 30-session program, your brain learns how to stop spiking out of range, and brain function improves. With biofeedback, you learn to breathe deeper and slower to maximize your heart function, allowing proper blood and oxygen flow.
I told you it was easy, and best of all it works! More than 10,000 adults and kids have been Neurocored for long-term improvements, including getting smarter and no longer having to take meds. But don’t take Neurocore’s word for how great Neurocore is, or the word of the, um, *doctor* behind the brain retraining train. Let’s hear from someone who experienced for himself how life can be transformed thanks to Neurocore’s non-invasive, brain-strengthening neurofeedback program. Like Betsy DeVos’ brother-in-law Dan DeVos, who is now working with more energy and focus as he Betsy DeVos’ Alternative Facts – EduShyster:
