TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-16-23
Big Education Ape: JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES: JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/julie-hupp-rocklin-usd-board-pres-jesus.html
Big Education Ape: HAVING 'THE MAN' ON CAMPUS: COPS DOING THE JOB OR WINDOW DRESSING https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/having-man-on-campus-cops-doing-job-or.html
Big Education Ape: CHARTER SCHOOL GIRLS TICKET TO RIDE: THE PURPLE MENSTRUAL PASS https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/charter-school-girls-ticket-to-ride.html
Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-9-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-9-9-23.html
Big Education Ape: QUEEN FOR A DAY: AN EDUCATOR FOR LIFE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/queen-for-day-educator-for-life.html
Big Education Ape: DIVINE INTERVENTION OR DIVINE COMEDY? THE CLT BRINGS GODLINESS TO YOUR STANDARDIZED TESTING EXPERIENCE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/divine-intervention-or-divine-comedy.html
Big Education Ape: MAGA MADNESS FLORIDA TEACHERS CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/maga-madness-florida-teachers-caught-in.html
Big Education Ape: GOV. DESANTIS DR LADAPO SAY VACCINES ARE FOR LOSERS: NEVER BE WOKE AGAIN https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/gov-desantis-dr-ladapo-say-vaccines-are.html
Big Education Ape: RYAN WALTERS THE MAD MAGA MONK OF OK ED PROMISES MAGA INDOCTRINATION FOR EVERY KID IN OKLAHOMA https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/ryan-walters-mad-maga-monk-of-ok-ed.html
Big Education Ape: NORTH CAROLINA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION TO CHARTER SCHOOLS: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/north-carolina-state-board-of-education.html
OTHER GREAT READS THIS WEEK FROM THE BIG EDUCATION APE
Big Education Ape: FIRE IN PARADISE: HOW YOU CAN HELP THE PEOPLE OF MAUI #mauihawaii #maui #mauifire #fire #devastation #prayers https://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/08/fire-in-paradise-how-you-can-help.html
YESTERDAY
Protect My Students: Florida Teachers Speak Out on New State LGBTQ+ Policies, But It Seems That It Is the Teachers That Also Need Protection from the MAGA Madness That DeSantis Is Subjecting Public Schools as He Plots to Destroy Florida Public Schools Florida teachers are in a tizzy over new state laws that are impacting LGBTQ+ students and faculty. But it seems that it's not just the students w
CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME COBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD EMBRACES ITS INNER WILD CHILD In a stunning turn of events, the Cobb County school board in Georgia has officially rebranded itself as the Chaos County School Board. Yes, you read that right. Chaos is now the name of the game for this illustrious educational institution. But hey, at least they're being honest about it. The chaos erupted at a recent sc
FROM BORROWER TO CHUM THE SAD REALITY OF STUDENT LOANS College Tuition Payment Plans: Loan Sharks Are Back, More Bullshit Lost in the Fine Print with Constipated Disclosures and Kafkaesque Repayment Terms In a world where student loans have become the modern-day equivalent of swimming with hungry sharks, it's no wonder that college tuition payment plans have taken a turn for the worse. Gone are t
In a shocking turn of events, Senator Mitt Romney has declared "F*ck Trump" and called for a new conservative movement to resist his fascism and madness. Yes, you read that right. The man who once groveled at Trump's feet and begged for a job in his administration has finally seen the light and decided to stand up for democracy. Romney's new biography, "A Reckoning," by McKay Coppins, offers a c
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JULIE HUPP ROCKLIN USD BOARD PRES. JESUS SAVES TEACHERS UNION DOESN'T Julie Hupp, Rocklin USD Board President and Super Christian Bible Thumping MAGA Mama, has been causing quite a stir in the education community lately. With her fervent prayers to White Jesus and her disdain for the teachers union, she's been making headlines for all the wrong reasons. But let's take a step back and get to know
National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and what better way to celebrate than with some good ol' MAGA madness? Yes, you heard that right. In the latest episode of "As the Trump World Turns," U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen has agreed with Texas and eight other states suing to stop the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program. And what's the best way to commemorate this occasion?
FELIZ HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH VIVA LA CULTURA National Hispanic Heritage Month is here, and it's time to celebrate the incredible culture and contributions of our Hispanic friends! So grab your sombrero and get ready for a fiesta of fun facts and witty observations. First off, did you know that there are a whopping 62.1 million people of Hispanic origin in the United States? That's like a whole l
Ah, educational equity. The elusive yet crucial goal of our education system. We all know that every student deserves a fair shot, but how do we make that a reality? Well, according to the Equity in Education Dashboard, we're not doing so hot. There are disparities based on race/ethnicity, socioeconomic status, and more. But fear not, my fellow educators! I have a solution that could, maybe, hop
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In a world where knowledge is power and books are the gateways to infinite wisdom, there exists a group of unsung heroes who tirelessly dedicate their lives to the preservation and dissemination of information. They are the librarians, the guardians of public knowledge, and they are under attack. But fear not, dear readers, for this is no ordinary battle. It is a battle of wits, a battle of word
RESTORATIVE JUSTICE BECAUSE HUGS ARE BETTER THAN HANDCUFFS Who knew that the solution to ending the school to prison pipeline was as simple as implementing restorative practices? Apparently, the University of Chicago Education Lab did, and they have the data to back it up. In a recent study, it was found that moving away from suspensions and towards restorative practices has led to a significant
FLORIDA'S NEW TEACHER CONDUCT STANDARDS A BALL OF MAGA CONFUSION In a recent move that has left many educators scratching their heads, the state of Florida has introduced a set of new professional conduct standards for teachers. These guidelines include a laundry list of prohibitions that range from the absurd to the downright offensive. First on the list: don't say gay. Yes, you read that right.
Ah, charter schools. The beloved darling of the billionaire class. They're like a shiny new toy that the super-rich just can't resist playing with. And why not? They get to feel like they're doing something good for society while also getting to pat themselves on the back for being so darn smart. It's a win-win! But here's the thing: when billionaires fund research into charter schools, they mir
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QUEEN FOR A DAY AN EDUCATOR FOR LIFE Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around because we have a story that will make you laugh, cry and maybe even gasp a little. It's the tale of Shane Murnan, the principal of John Glenn Elementary School in Oklahoma, who also happens to be a drag queen named Shantel Mandalay. Now, before you start clutching your pearls and fainting from shock, let me
Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats (or MAGA caps, if you prefer) because we have a new hero in town. Meet Ryan Rasputin Walters, the Mad MAGA Monk of Oklahoma Education and Superintendent of Public Instruction. This guy is a real hoot. Just last Sunday, he spoke to a crowd in Tulsa and declared that PragerU content will be in every school instead of just being an option. I mean, who needs
CHARTER SCHOOL GIRLS TICKET TO RIDE THE PURPLE MENSTRUAL PASS In the wacky world of charter schools, where rules can be as unpredictable as a chameleon on roller skates, one school in San Antonio, Texas has taken the concept of bathroom passes to a whole new level. Brace yourselves, folks, because we're about to dive into the absurdity that is Great Hearts Western Hills. Now, let's start with the
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POLICE IN SCHOOLS COPS DOING THE JOB OR WINDOW DRESSING Ah, school. A place of learning, growth, and the occasional dodgeball to the face. But in recent years, schools across the United States have seen an increase in something far more alarming than a rogue rubber ball: gunfire. And in response, many districts have turned to an unlikely solution – the good old boys in blue. Yes, ladies and gentl
In a move that has left many Florida educators feeling like they don't know whether to "shit or go blind," Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a slew of new MAGA-inspired rules that are leaving teachers scratching their heads. But the ACLU is fighting back, with a lawsuit aimed at protecting free speech in the classroom. The new rules, which have been added to the Principles of Professional Cond
SCHOOL VOUCHERS A RACIST WET DREAM Are you tired of being educated? Do you hate the idea of learning new things? Well, good news! Both MAGA fascist and libertarian billionaires are working hard to defund public education and establish a two-tiered system of education in the US - one for the poor and another for the wealthy. And if you think this is just a conspiracy theory, think again. The destr
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Attention all students! Get ready to say goodbye to the boring and mundane standardized tests you've been taking for years because the Classic Learning Test (CLT) is here to make testing great again! And by great, we mean godly. That's right, folks. The CLT is not just any old test. It's a test that reflects a classical education, with questions based on great works of literature, philosophy, hi
NORTH CAROLINA STATE BOARD OF EDUCATION TO CHARTER SCHOOLS YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US In a move that has left charter school advocates scratching their heads, the North Carolina State Board of Education has told the Charter Schools Advisory Board to "slow your roll" and stop trying to destroy public education on their watch. In a statement that was equal parts stern and sassy, the board reminded t
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In the latest episode of "Charter School Scandal," we have Utah's Spectrum Academy taking center stage. This charter school for children with Autism Spectrum Disorders has been federally investigated for classroom-related civil rights concerns, and let's just say, it's not looking good for them. The investigation found that the school violated Section 504 of Title II of the Civil Rights Act by r
In a recent press conference, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis proudly announced that he has finally found someone dumber than himself. And who might this person be, you ask? None other than his very own state's surgeon general, Dr. Joseph "Kevorkian" Ladapo. Yes, you read that correctly. The man responsible for the health and well-being of millions of Floridians is being touted by DeSantis as the
ARIZONA GOV ACCUSES STATE SUP OF PUBLIC ED OF PLAYING FAVORITES WITH FEDERAL FUNDS In a recent feud between Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs and Superintendent of Public Education Tom Horne, the topic of discussion is federal school funding. Hobbs is accusing Horne of withholding up to $27.5 million in funding, while Horne is accusing Hobbs of putting politics before pupils. It's a classic case of he
TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-9-23 Big Education Ape: TOP BANANA: TOP READS THIS WEEK 9-2-23 #tbats #edchat #K12 #learning #edtech http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/top-banana-top-reads-this-week-9-2-23.html Big Education Ape: ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA THE 1776 FAIRY TALE CURRICULUM TAKES OVER SCHOOLS http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2023/09/once-upon-time-in-america-1776-fairy
