US JUSTICE SYSTEM TO TRUMP: STFU WITH YOUR VIOLENT THREATS
In a move that has left the American public scratching their heads in disbelief, US Special Counsel Jack Smith has requested that a judge put a gag order on former President Donald Trump. Yes, you heard that right. A gag order. On Trump. The man who can't seem to keep his mouth shut even if his life depended on it.
The order, if approved, would limit what Trump can say publicly about the federal election meddling case against him. It would prevent harassment of witnesses and limit disinformation. In other words, it would prevent Trump from spouting off his usual nonsense and lies about the case.
Now, I don't know about you, but I find this absolutely hilarious. The thought of Trump being silenced is almost too good to be true. It's like a dream come true for anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of one of his violent Twitter rants.
Of course, Trump is not taking this lying down. He has hit back, claiming he is being unfairly silenced and that his first amendment right to freedom of speech is being violated. But let's be real here, does anyone really want to hear what Trump has to say anymore? I mean, the man has been spewing lies and nonsense for years now. It's time for him to take a break from the spotlight and let someone else have a turn.
And let's not forget that Trump is facing mounting legal troubles. He has pleaded not guilty to conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election. If he is found guilty, he could be facing some serious consequences. So, maybe it's not such a bad idea for him to keep his mouth shut for once.
In fact, I have a proposal for the judge. Why not ban Trump from making any statements at all? That way, we can all enjoy some peace and quiet without having to listen to his constant whining and complaining. I'm sure the American public would be grateful for the break.
In conclusion, the idea of a gag order on Trump is both hilarious and long overdue. It's time for him to take a break from the spotlight and let someone else have a turn. And who knows, maybe we'll all be better off without having to listen to his constant lies and nonsense.
US special counsel Jack Smith asks judge to place gag order on Donald Trump - BBC News https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66828011
US special counsel seeks gag order on Trump’s ‘inflammatory’ statements | Donald Trump | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/15/us-special-counsel-seeks-gag-order-on-trumps-inflammatory-statements
Special counsel asks for 'narrow' gag order for Trump in election interference case https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/special-counsel-asks-narrow-gag-order-trump-election-interference-case-rcna105365 via @nbcnews
Special counsel seeks court order limiting Trump's public statements | CNN Politics https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/15/politics/trump-chutkan-witness-harassment/index.html