ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS BIG WITH NEW BOLD IDEAS FOR SERVICES IN NYC
WHAT NEW PUBLIC SERVICES ARE YOU CRAVING?
The United States of America—a land of opportunity, freedom, and, apparently, a never-ending argument over what the government should or shouldn’t do for its people. While some countries are busy perfecting their universal healthcare systems and publicly funded transportation networks, we’re over here debating whether or not billionaires need another tax break. Spoiler alert: they don’t.
But let’s not dwell on what we don’t have. Instead, let’s dream big. What services could we implement to make life in the U.S. a little less stressful and a lot more equitable? With Zohran Mamdani coming in first in the NYC Democratic primary by championing ideas like rent freezes, free public buses, and taxing the ultra-wealthy (insert collective gasp from Wall Street), it’s clear that people are hungry for bold government services. So, let’s dive into a witty wishlist of public services that could turn the U.S. into a utopia—or at least make Monday mornings slightly less awful.
1. Universal Healthcare: Because Band-Aids Shouldn’t Cost $500
Let’s start with the obvious one. Universal healthcare is the Beyoncé of government services—everyone talks about it, but not everyone knows how to make it happen. Imagine a world where you could break your arm without breaking the bank. Where you could catch a cold without catching a collection agency. Countries like Canada and Sweden have figured this out, so why can’t we? We spend more on healthcare per capita than any other nation, yet millions remain uninsured. It’s like paying for front-row concert tickets and getting stuck behind a pillar.
A government-funded healthcare system would ensure that everyone has access to medical services, preventive care programs, and even something as basic as affordable prescription drugs. Because, honestly, no one should have to choose between insulin and rent.
2. Free Public Transportation: The Wheels on the Bus Should Be Free
Public transportation is the backbone of any thriving city. Yet in the U.S., taking the bus or train often feels like paying for a service that’s designed to test your patience and your sense of smell. Enter free public transit—a revolutionary idea that’s already gaining traction in cities like Kansas City and Luxembourg (yes, tiny Luxembourg is showing us up).
Imagine hopping on a bus without fumbling for exact change or worrying about whether your MetroCard has enough balance. Free public transportation would not only reduce traffic congestion but also cut down on carbon emissions. Plus, it might finally convince your friend with the “I don’t do public transit” attitude to leave their gas-guzzling SUV at home.
3. Publicly-Owned Grocery Stores: Whole Foods for the People
Picture this: a grocery store where prices don’t make you question your life choices. Publicly-owned grocery stores could provide affordable, high-quality food to communities that are often overlooked by big supermarket chains. Think of it as Trader Joe’s meets socialism—but without the long lines for cauliflower gnocchi.
These stores could prioritize local farmers, reduce food deserts, and ensure that no one has to pay $8 for a loaf of bread ever again. Plus, imagine the marketing slogans: “Your Tax Dollars at Work—Now in Aisle 5!”
4. Rent Control and Affordable Housing: Because Your Apartment Shouldn’t Cost More Than Your Soul
Housing is a human right—or at least it should be. Yet in cities across the U.S., rent prices are skyrocketing faster than Elon Musk’s latest rocket launch. Rent control measures and public housing initiatives could help ensure that people aren’t spending 70% of their income on a shoebox-sized studio with questionable plumbing.
And let’s not forget about housing distribution based on actual planning. You know, building homes where people actually live instead of turning every available plot of land into yet another luxury condo for tech bros.
5. Subsidized Utilities: Keeping the Lights On Without Going Broke
Electricity, water, and gas are essentials—not luxuries. Yet for many Americans, utility bills can feel like a second rent payment. Subsidized utilities would ensure that everyone has access to basic services without having to ration their heating in the winter or their air conditioning in the summer.
And while we’re at it, can we talk about internet access? In 2023, Wi-Fi is as essential as running water. Let’s make broadband internet free or at least affordable for all because no one should have to do homework or job applications from a McDonald’s parking lot.
6. Job Creation Programs: Work That Works for Everyone
Unemployment is a problem that no amount of inspirational LinkedIn posts can fix. That’s why we need government-backed job creation programs that provide stable employment opportunities for all. Whether it’s building green infrastructure, teaching coding skills, or planting trees in urban areas, there’s no shortage of work that needs doing.
And let’s not forget labor union protections—because workers deserve fair wages, safe conditions, and the occasional ability to take a day off without being guilt-tripped by their boss.
7. Free Education: Because Knowledge Shouldn’t Come with a Lifetime of Debt
Education is supposed to be the great equalizer, yet in the U.S., it often feels more like a pay-to-play scheme. Free or low-cost education from preschool through college would ensure that everyone has access to learning opportunities without drowning in student loan debt.
And while we’re at it, let’s throw in adult education and vocational training programs. Because it’s never too late to learn something new—like how to code or finally figure out what Bitcoin actually is.
8. Cultural and Recreational Services: Fun for Everyone
Life isn’t all about work and bills (or at least it shouldn’t be). Government-funded cultural and recreational services like public libraries, parks, museums, and theaters can provide much-needed spaces for relaxation and inspiration.
Imagine free admission to art galleries or community events where you can pretend to understand modern art while sipping on complimentary wine. Now that’s the American Dream.
9. Food Security Programs: No One Should Go Hungry
Hunger has no place in one of the wealthiest nations on Earth. Subsidized food programs and monthly quotas for essential goods could help ensure that everyone has access to nutritious meals.
And let’s not forget about school lunch programs—because kids shouldn’t have to rely on vending machines for their daily dose of vitamins (though technically Skittles do contain fruit flavors).
10. Climate Action Services: Save the Planet, One Policy at a Time
Last but certainly not least, let’s talk about climate change. From renewable energy initiatives to reforestation projects, there’s so much the government could do to combat global warming—and create jobs while they’re at it.
Imagine solar panels on every rooftop, wind turbines dotting the landscape, and electric buses zipping through city streets. It’s not just good policy; it’s good sense.
Wrapping It Up: A Government That Works for Everyone
So there you have it—a wishlist of public services that could transform life in the U.S. from “meh” to “magnificent.” Of course, implementing these ideas would require political will, public support, and yes, taxing the ultra-wealthy (sorry not sorry).
But hey, if Luxembourg can do free public transit and Sweden can do universal healthcare, surely the U.S. can figure out how to make life a little easier for its citizens. After all, isn’t that what government is supposed to do?
Your Voice Matters: Share Your Priorities!
Check out the chart below to express the importance of various government services that you believe the federal government should provide. Which services do you find not important at all, and which ones are highly important for you, your family, and your community?
Feel free to print out the chart and send it to your elected representatives to make your voice heard in future legislation! Your input can help shape a better future for all. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VX3NaA-gukyQLF6gCD6E6baq2emSbZmiSJU4sq3hC74/edit?usp=sharing
| Government Service | Not important at all | Low importance | Neutral | Moderately important | Highly important | |
| 1. Healthcare | ||||||
- Universal Healthcare: Access to medical services for all citizens, funded by the government. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Hospitals and Clinics: Government ownership of healthcare facilities to ensure availability. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Preventive Care Programs: Focus on preventive measures and public health initiatives. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 2. Education | ||||||
- Free or Low-Cost Education: Education from primary to higher education at little or no cost. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Public Schools and Universities: Education systems ensuring equal access. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Adult Education and Vocational Training: Programs aimed at adult literacy and skill development. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 3. Social Welfare | ||||||
- Pensions and Social Security: Financial support for the elderly, disabled, and unemployed. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Child and Family Support Programs: Services like childcare and family support. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Food Subsidies: Assistance for vulnerable populations to access basic food items. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 4. Housing | ||||||
- Public Housing: Subsidized housing to ensure affordability. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Rent Control Measures: Regulations to keep housing costs manageable. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Housing distribution based on planning. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 5. Public Transportation | ||||||
- Transportation Networks: Affordable public transport systems (buses, trains). | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Investment in Infrastructure: Development of transport systems to ensure accessibility. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 6. Utilities | ||||||
- Subsidized electricity, water, and gas services. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Affordable Basic Services: Ensuring access to essential utilities for all citizens. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 7. Employment | ||||||
- Guaranteed Employment: In some cases, state-assigned jobs to reduce unemployment. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Labor Union Rights Protections: Strong protections for workers, including minimum wage laws. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Job Creation Programs: Initiatives aimed at providing stable employment opportunities. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 8. Cultural and Recreational Services | ||||||
- Access to Arts and Culture: Government support for museums, theaters, and cultural events. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Public Libraries and Parks: Facilities maintained by the state for public enjoyment. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 9. Food Security | ||||||
- Subsidized Food Programs: Initiatives to ensure access to affordable basic food items. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- In some cases, citizens receive monthly quotas for essential goods. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
| 10. Workplace-Based Services | ||||||
- Integrated Services: Healthcare, childcare, and housing tied to employment. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | |
- Union Support: Unions play a role in distributing benefits and protecting worker rights. | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ | ☐ |
