Wednesday, August 28, 2024

TRUMP COVERS PEACHES & HERB: RE-INDICTED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD


TRUMP COVERS PEACHES & HERB:

RE-INDICTED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted again in a federal election interference case, with a grand jury issuing a new set of charges. This parody song captures the humor in the situation:

I was a fool to ever leave the White House

Me minus power is such a lonely grouse

The impeachment we had has made me lonesome and sad

I realize I love politics 'cause I want it bad, hey, hey

I spent the evening watching TV shows

Regret the moment that I let the polls close

Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much

I know now that I love campaigning 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey

Re-indicted, and it feels so good

Re-indicted 'cause we understood

There's one perfect fit

And, justice, this one is it

I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey

I sat here starin' at the same old tweets

Came back to life just when I got your subpoenas

I wished I could climb right through the legal line

And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

I can't go cheatin', honey, I can't play

I found it very hard to stay away

As we reminisce on court moments like this

I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your trials, hey, hey

Re-indicted, and it feels so good

Re-indicted 'cause we understood

There's one perfect fit

And, justice, this one is it

I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Justice

Lawyer, lawyer, this is solid case

And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of

All through the day

And all through the night

I'll give you all the evidence I have with all my might, hey, hey

Re-indicted, and it feels so good

Re-indicted 'cause we understood

There's one perfect fit

And, justice, this one is it

I'm so excited 'cause I'm re-indicted, hey, hey

The revised indictment against Donald Trump is the last thing he needs right now | Lloyd Green | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/aug/28/donald-trump-new-indictment-election-polls 

The worst part of Trump’s reaction to new, superseding indictment https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/worst-part-trumps-reaction-new-superseding-indictment-rcna168587 

Trump special counsel files new election interference indictment https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czdpq4en1vvo