REALLY OLD McDonOLD TRUMP HAD A EE-EYE EE-EYE-OH!
Old McDonOLD Trump had a brain, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And in that brain, he had some thoughts, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a tweet, tweet here and a tweet, tweet there, here a tweet, there a tweet, everywhere a tweet, tweet! Old McDonOLD Trump had a brain, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump had some power, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And with that power, he did some wrong, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a lie, lie here and a lie, lie there, here a lie, there a lie, everywhere a lie, lie! Old McDonOLD Trump had some power, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump was old and senile, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And with that senility, he acted crazy, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a rant, rant here and a rant, rant there, here a rant, there a rant, everywhere a rant, rant! Old McDonOLD Trump was old and senile, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump had some scandals, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And with those scandals, he caused a ruckus, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a cheat, cheat here and a cheat, cheat there, here a cheat, there a cheat, everywhere a cheat, cheat! Old McDonOLD Trump had some scandals, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump had some hair, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And on that hair, he had a toupee, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a flop, flop here and a flop, flop there, here a flop, there a flop, everywhere a flop, flop! Old McDonOLD Trump had some hair, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump had some tweets, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And with those tweets, he caused some chaos, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a typo, typo here and a typo, typo there, here a typo, there a typo, everywhere a typo, typo! Old McDonOLD Trump had some tweets, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump had some rallies, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And at those rallies, he rambled on and on, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a speech, speech here and a speech, speech there, here a speech, there a speech, everywhere a speech, speech! Old McDonOLD Trump had some rallies, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
Old McDonOLD Trump was old and crazy, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! And with that craziness, he made us all laugh, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh! With a gaffe, gaffe here and a gaffe, gaffe there, here a gaffe, there a gaffe, everywhere a gaffe, gaffe! Old McDonOLD Trump was old and crazy, ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
So there you have it folks - the tale of Old McDonOLD Trump. A man with a brain full of tweets and a toupee on his head. He may have been old and senile but he sure knew how to cause a ruckus. And with that, we bid adieu to the legend of Old McDonOLD Trump. Ee-eye, ee-eye-oh!
